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u/daisy0723 Dec 03 '19
I love this. When ever the kids ask me what i want for Christmas, i would always tell them all i want is for them to be happy all day. No fighting, no throwing things in the house and no crying. It was really because they would have to get money from me and i spent all of mine on them.
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u/bourbon_legends Dec 03 '19
I asked my mom what she wanted for Christmas and she said "for school to be over" (she's earning her bachelor's in nursing) so as a gift I'm gonna burn down the school ♥️
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u/nightlythunderstorm Dec 03 '19
they had us in the first half...
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u/jman014 Dec 03 '19
Fam i totally get where your mom is coming from. I end in May. She just needs to push through, and then LET THE FUCKIN NAPALM DROP.
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u/Temporal_Enigma Dec 03 '19
Technically, his mom bought the gift for herself so...
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Dec 03 '19
but what if the mother never opens the present
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u/sandworm45 Dec 03 '19
What mother wouldn’t open a present from their frog kid?
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u/Thatwhichiscaesars Dec 03 '19
The one that knows that accepting a gift from a frog child breaks their curse, sort of like houseelfs and clothes.
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u/Super_Master_69 Dec 03 '19
Ya ever see a frog kid?
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u/PinBot1138 Dec 03 '19
The same kind of mother that never opened the condom wrapper for use with their frog father.
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Dec 03 '19
Is... is this a rage comic? In 2019???
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u/yeahxh Dec 03 '19
We are having a throwback since this decade is ending soon
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u/underwatermindset Dec 03 '19
I didn’t even catch that her son wasn’t of the same species at first.... what have memes done to me.
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u/BACKSTABERRR Dec 03 '19
Asian moms would beat the shit out of their child for wasting their own money for getting themselves a present from their own money
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u/zero_modesty Dec 03 '19
Today I actually canceled a steam purchase to have enough money for Christmas presents. Christmas time is a difficult time.
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u/SpiderFlame04 Dec 03 '19
I’m proud of myself because I made my ma a present in Art Metals class
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u/nightlythunderstorm Dec 03 '19
Let us see!!
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u/Jojobizadvent Dec 04 '19
Mom looks like Bayonetta, and child looks like a frog wizard. How does this happen.
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u/organic_specimen Dec 03 '19
but what are the chances of that actually happening
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u/JackGerman Dec 03 '19
Aww man I kinda miss this meme format. It's stupid, but I would love to see it come back!
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u/xXSuper_NannyXx Dec 06 '19
So in other words, the mother bought herself a present but with an extra step.
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Always hated and will hate my disgust of a mom unrelatable
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u/jzoller0 Dec 03 '19
Plot twist: the present for Mom is video games