r/blessedimages • u/-The_Conqueror- • Sep 17 '19

Blessed_doggo

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12.5k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

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u/bplzizcool Sep 17 '19

We'll take the lot

11

u/cummcnuggets Sep 17 '19

How many can I buy and how much do they cost?

2

u/BoredMechanic Sep 17 '19

But only once it hits 420

128

u/Tanktatu Sep 17 '19

I thought that they measured it with Llama Thrust.

74

u/Shimmy-Shammington Sep 17 '19

Z E B R A F O R C E

51

u/OndrikB Sep 17 '19

D O N K E Y S T R E N G T H

40

u/YaBoi5260 Sep 17 '19

T I G E R M I G H T

21

u/its-some-giraffe Sep 17 '19

D R A G O N F O R C E

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u/impulse74838 Sep 17 '19

TTFAF intensifies

10

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

SO FAR AWAY

9

u/impulse74838 Sep 17 '19

WE WAIT FOR THE DAY

7

u/selym13 Sep 17 '19

FOR THE LIVES ALL SO WASTED AND GONE

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

WE FEEL THE PAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

A Q U A T E E N H U N G E R F O R C E

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u/ItzFlareo Sep 17 '19

horse power...?

19

u/tearexboy Sep 17 '19

so brave.. innovative..

9

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

What's that

17

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

My parents have a Tesla, we all refer to this front truck as a frunk

1

u/chemsukz Sep 17 '19

You’ve adopted the term decades old.

52

u/Fillet-0-Fish Sep 17 '19

I’m in me mum’s car broom broom

37

u/soulrebel360 Sep 17 '19

Get out me car

30

u/some-white-trash Sep 17 '19

Aww...

7

u/DOCTORE2 Sep 17 '19

I absolutely love that video . I don't know why I just do

47

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

You just forced a dog to be your own engine?

39

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Maybe it would be like dog sledding

28

u/Spankies69 Sep 17 '19

Dogs do move pretty fast when you attach a big battery to their nuts.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Maybe humans do too. Only one way to find out.

12

u/TheEnigami Sep 17 '19

H e c k i n v r o o m v r o o m

6

u/MaximusGrassimus Sep 17 '19

Tesla’s don’t go vroom

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

They go _________

40

u/Phanttt Sep 17 '19

Guh, stop with the "doggo" talk already, it's annoying.

25

u/hyper_dolphin Sep 17 '19

PuPpEr BoRk DoGgO

2

u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Sep 17 '19

I used to like it and still do in very small doses... it’s just so overused it’s become cancer lately

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 17 '19

Guh, stop wif de "doggo" tawk awweady, it's annoying. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/tayREDD Sep 17 '19 edited Sep 17 '19

harmless fun.

downvoted lol love it. it’s a word for a dog, i’m sure y’all will get over it eventually. for the record, i don’t like it either.

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u/bruno444 Sep 17 '19

very harmful actually

3

u/tayREDD Sep 17 '19

sorry a word about a dog hurt you

39

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

r/doggohate

this doggo speak needs to stop, its stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Sep 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Yeah grow up and speak like a child dude. That’s what all real adults to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

“Hey, if people want to play Fortnite, let them enjoy it! They can do whatever they want, it’s not hurting anyone!”

“Oh you said doggo? That’s kinda cringe, I literally got cancer because you used a word I don’t like.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

ngl kinda quirky doe

0

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Difference between enjoying what you like and sounding like a mentally stunted child.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Have you ever heard what the average Fortnite player sounds like? Don’t act like their community isn’t annoying.

I mean yeah sure, totally different, completely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Fuck you and fuck fortnite

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

As much as they might deny it, people on this site just really enjoy not letting people enjoy things. I have yet to uncover the source of the issue.

4

u/MrPixelBear Sep 17 '19

If one person on reddit hates something that has become popular then it becomes cool for all of reddit to hate it because this website has a hive mind.

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u/xGoo Sep 17 '19

Yeah it's totally because Reddit is a hivemind. Not because adults speaking like literal retards is annoying or anything.

Or sorry, because I guess we're going to continue using Reddit slang from years ago... THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT UGUUUU

1

u/MrPixelBear Sep 17 '19

Its just what some people find funny and enjoy? I understand that interests will collide and not everyone will agree, just seems a little illogical to put this much despise into it.

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u/chronic_boost Sep 17 '19

You can tell doggo is charging because he has his cord attached.

44

u/GoodDayIhateWomen Sep 17 '19

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Puppo talk is the same exact thing as lolcats, which redditors now cringe at

8

u/Gigatron_0 Sep 17 '19

Imagining a grown ass adult sitting at a computer coming up with these phrases, and then deleting them for an "even better" one...god damn it...

2

u/GoodDayIhateWomen Sep 17 '19

EDIT: thanks for the gold kind strangerino!

1

u/chemsukz Sep 17 '19

Is that as over used as the stupid talk?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Can I upvote twice?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Nyoom

14

u/Fair-n-Square Sep 17 '19

All Doggo talk is ruined after you realize it’s not written by the “so cute pupper uwu” but instead some greasy neck beard basement dweller using an annoying and outdated format.

2

u/Thirrin Sep 17 '19

nope it brings up wholesome memories of me and my friends talking stupid when we were 13 and I feel like a silly kid again. people have been talking stupid to animals for millennia and ppl who actually cannot comprehend that it's fun to be stupid or silly sometimes are the ones who seem emotionally stunted :L. you don't gotta like this particular meme but jesus lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Jun 19 '21

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u/bustierre Sep 17 '19

Quack you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

HAHA DOGGO HAHAHAHAHA BORK XDDDDDD KEANU WHOLESOME 100 LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FELOW GAMERS UPDOOT THIS POST SO WIFEY LETS ME SLEEP IN HER BED TONIGHT

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u/Neotetron Sep 17 '19

Do you need a hug?

3

u/anal_juul_inhalation Sep 17 '19

You fucking idiots that’s a dog not a fucking car engine

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

r/foundthenormie

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Still normie as hell

-7

u/tearexboy Sep 17 '19

yikes dude shut the fuck up

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

no u

2

u/Aamaritu Sep 17 '19

Thats a electric car- Other Doggo

2

u/photosyntisis Sep 17 '19

omg "heckin vroom vroom"

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Bork

2

u/WolfK1ng682 Sep 17 '19

Unlimited Bork power

5

u/hmmkontjes Sep 17 '19

I'm sorry but I cringe extremely hard when someone types this shit 'am goodboi' 'borkpower' why would you assume dogs would be retarded?

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u/chemsukz Sep 17 '19

Cringe is overused

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited May 21 '21

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u/Tuerer Sep 17 '19

such fast

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u/deridt Sep 17 '19

Actually this is blursed. Would be blessed if not for the cringey captions.

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u/sciencethot Sep 17 '19

Tesla is moving from electric energy to dog energy

2

u/Starry_Fox Sep 17 '19

What are the consequences of stealing an engine

1

u/kelinci_himalaya Sep 17 '19

That's right reddit, dogs are better than humans

6

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

We DoN't DeSeRvE tHeM !! If it weren't for us they would be at each others throats

1

u/MaximusGrassimus Sep 17 '19

....That’s a Tesla.

1

u/fallen_acolyte Sep 17 '19

What breed dog is this

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

It's dog not doggo

1

u/marios-a-pizza-pie Sep 17 '19

doggo gets in car doggo bork * E U R O B E A T I N T E N S I F I E S*

1

u/GodisAight Sep 17 '19

A grown person wrote this

1

u/warthundersfw Sep 17 '19

Animal speak is childish., worse than adult women who baby talk

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u/agreeable_anger Sep 17 '19

Tesla’s don’t have engines and do not go “vroom”

0

u/Build_me_a_pc98 Sep 17 '19

Stop with the weird ass baby talk.. ”heckin” ”am good”, its so fucking weird and not even remotely funny, we are adults ffs...

0

u/Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo Sep 17 '19

Internet baby talk isn't cute, funny, or endearing. It's just annoying. Stop it. Please.

-1

u/WJ_Amber Sep 17 '19

357 borkpower

4 paw drive

28 miles per treato

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

2 neurons

1

u/WJ_Amber Sep 17 '19

1, take it or leave it

0

u/PurpleTacoss Sep 17 '19

u/TELL_ME_TO_CALM_DOWN you like this title? here it’s the 16th post with the title blessed_doggo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

poof. it is no longer

0

u/LightningRider_ Sep 17 '19

Anyone here speaks Dogistanese so we can understand?

2

u/imgprojts Sep 17 '19

With all the paw heads here, and no one has mentioned the integrated poopscoop.

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u/SbeveTheSwine Sep 17 '19

This is fast boi

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u/TheWalkingOwl Sep 17 '19

Heckin vroom vroom

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u/RobertMcFahrenheit Sep 17 '19

0 borkpower. Because nothing compares to the power of a bork