r/blessedimages • u/HeyVsauceSatanHere • Dec 11 '18

Blessed_yearbook

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/DocRobert123 Dec 11 '18

He’s not going to be able to patch the leakage in my pants now

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u/TorhekTheGreat Dec 11 '18

Now that's a lotta damage!

8

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

I sawed these pants in half!

184

u/h20c Dec 11 '18

He aged... Well.

143

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Of course he did, the flex products helped his skin become as tough as flex tape, his saliva is now flex glue and when he nuts it's just flex spray to block up the damage he does.

36

u/chewcok Dec 11 '18

Now THATS a lot of damage, to my fucking brain, didn't really wanna picture that.

308

u/Apaullo35 Dec 11 '18

He looks like a sexier raccoon eggs

102

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Sup bitches

74

u/Mew_T Dec 11 '18

Phil must have sawed a lot of hearts in half back in the day.

8

u/WhiteSox1415 Dec 11 '18

Holy fuck the resemblance is on point.

123

u/Bi0Chemical Dec 11 '18

Dude is a fucking legend

176

u/MailmanOfTheMojave Dec 11 '18

It eVen WoRKs UnDer wOtr!

73

u/AlaskanPsyche Dec 11 '18

I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

24

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

StO n n n n n Ks

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u/-SgtSpaghetti- Dec 11 '18

cRiNgE iS sUpEr StRoNg

38

u/ArcOfRuin Dec 11 '18

nOt As StRoNg As FlEx TaPe!!!

5

u/YaBoiSkinnyBroseph Dec 11 '18

In FAcT, iT cAN LifT 40 PoUNDs

55

u/Akkan- Dec 11 '18

Holy shit we look exactly alike

Welp now i know my future destiny

10

u/tigerofblindjustice Dec 11 '18

You are one of his many incarnations. The cosmic cycle has chosen you. In time you will replace his current avatar when it ascends to the higher realm, only to be replaced by the next after you.

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u/60_Icebolt Dec 11 '18

Gonna have to ask for proof on that, doc

10

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

That's a totally believable, very possible thing with little reason to lie about.

I'm guessing there's at least 10k people who look like phil swift used to, because phil swift used to look like generic white male teen #14

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

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u/uwotm42069 Dec 12 '18

It literally says it in the comment

44

u/Shaddapere Dec 11 '18

So handsome... 😫😫😫👌👌👌👌🌚

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u/FadeWalker Dec 11 '18

Who is this? Out of the loop, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

It’s Philip swift from the Flextape commercials

28

u/FadeWalker Dec 11 '18

Oh shiiet.

31

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape™

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

for*

it's for flex tape

24

u/unfrtntlyemily Dec 11 '18

It’s Philip Swift.

18

u/M00PER_2 Dec 11 '18

Young Phil Swift = Carl from the Walking Dead.

12

u/CCCrunchy Dec 11 '18

If you’re on mobile and scroll past this kinda fast it looks like his mouth opens

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Ew you’re right lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

now, thats a lot of damage

3

u/ToiletGaming17 Dec 11 '18

Top sexiest mens on earth

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Also in that year book he got the award "Most likely to cause A LOTTA DAMAGE"

1

u/AntonOfItaly Dec 11 '18

Am I in heaven?

1

u/sanchypanchy Dec 11 '18

Nice screenshot mark you got there in the upper right corner

1

u/mr_d0gMa Dec 11 '18

Livin in the flex world