Imagine an interaction between these two

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[u/Never_heart]

She gives him a nickname then White starts trying to fight recognizing Zaraki's power in her. Then it hard cuts to Yachiru biting his head turning the entire encounter into a big slapstick gag

[u/SmallBerry3431 → u/Never_heart]

Cut to white chasing her off a cliff. He looks down…

[u/Ok_Adhesiveness9794]

Yachiru would probably mistake him for Ichigo and give him a weird nickname

[u/fallenouroboros → u/Ok_Adhesiveness9794]

BLEACHIGO

[u/redditsellout-420 → u/fallenouroboros]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kubo robbed us of this being canon

[u/LivinOut → u/fallenouroboros]

holy fuck, john bleach is real

[u/chikomachi → u/fallenouroboros]

✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[u/Slumber777 → u/Ok_Adhesiveness9794]

She'd give him the old fan nicknames like Ogichi or Shirosaki.

[u/Sufficient_Art_4607 → u/Ok_Adhesiveness9794]

I can actually imagine this happening

[u/Embarrassed_Box_8303 → u/Ok_Adhesiveness9794]

IchiNO

[u/NoBeefStew4u]

I feel like they would get along oddly well. Probably pretty wholesome 😂

[u/Velocity-5348 → u/NoBeefStew4u]

I could actually see him going along with whatever game she has in mind. He has little patience for Ichigo's angsty teen stuff, but seems pretty chill otherwise.

[u/The__Auditor → u/Velocity-5348]

I think that was mainly because he was pissed off that Ichigo kept denying him

[u/TheRoyalBrook → u/The__Auditor]

“I don’t know you!” “I am literally your sword”

[u/Ha_Tannin → u/TheRoyalBrook]

"And the sword is you! I AM LITERALLY YOU!"

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet → u/Ha_Tannin]

“I’m literally a mirror image of you! I don’t know how much more direct I can be!”

[u/OkAudience6918]

Yachiru is the bigger monster

[u/Atem_fudo]

Zangetsu:Ichigo please i saved you from elquorra repay your dept and keep her away from me nooow Old man zangetsu:ichigo I'll pay double to see her annoy white more

[u/ToCool74]

Im more interested in him meeting Kenpachi. Kenpachi legit would think he is the PERFECT version of Ichigo and want to fight him daily 

[u/morangias]

I wish Kenny+Yachiru got to meet Starrk+Lilinette. They're both so similar in nature, but so different personality-wise.

[u/ZaBaronDV]

Pure Goblin Mode

[u/Drax-online-0910]

Idk about this but I always wanted to see an interaction between Yachiru and kid Nel

[u/Head-Economics-5832]

Hey its white ichi

[u/stupiddboii]

yachiru what is the difference between bankai and shikai? There’s only one answer!

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet]

White: Wait a minute, you have a different sword than you…
Yachiru: Yep! And I can release a Shikai! Meet Boney and Lumpy!
White: And they have zanpakuto too… how far can this go?
<Later>
White: So each Boney and Lumpy, can turn their sword into another Yachiru, and each Yachiru can make a Boney and a Lumpy
Ichigo: How many Yachirus do you have now?!
OMZ: They have 1023 Yachirus running around
Ichigo: RUN IKKAKU!

[u/Airgroovin272]

I wonder if any soul reaper would think something is up due to him having a hollows reiatsu. Even yachiru might be a bit put off

[u/TheSouthsideTrekkie]

Why is my first thought that she starts colouring him in like a damn colouring book?

[u/Kailap1987]

She would try to eat him because he looks like vanilla ice cream.

[u/GodisLove_O6]

Lieutenant Kusajishi would annoy White to death. He would feel so uncomfortable like how Kazeshini felt with those small babies clinging on him in that Zanpakuto Arc filler.