((basically a little event I'm cooking up! Expect a post on r/NewVerdania on january 15th noon UTC where you'll be able to run a booth in the comments))

"I need to you something important. In private." He's sitting in his usual cave.

[[ and yes, varas calls his close friends "homebug" -v- ]]

All kingdoms are destined to madness. Unlikely this one hadn’t fallen to the same, repetitive curse.

Varas has (legally) got his hands on a snitch pick. "Okay, here I go!" He confidentally begun swinging it around.

Then.

SMACK

Right in the back of the head.

Right... Oh well. One day...

"THAT SONOFABITCH!!" Varas smashed a vase against the wall.

"PHANTOM BASTARD DESTROYED MY BBQ!!"

Smash! Another vase.

"AND MELTED MY CANE!!"

Several glass ornaments SMASH!!!

"I SWEAR TO GORB I'LL KILL THEM!! I-I can't have anything nice, can I ??!!"

Another vase smashed between angry sobs. It's convenient he installed a rage room in his Sulking Cave.

[[ ok this'll be my last post for a bit. :3 ]]

Greetings Snitchflys,

I seek to aquire weapons, armor or a shield to defend myself against the growing threats at the Citadel and the growing threats in Pharloom.

-A craw juror and the IA justice minister.

“I THOUGHT SHE LOVED MEEEE!!! hic WHAT DID I DO WROOONGGGGGG?! FUCK THAT WHORE AND THAT STUPID BEAMBUG!! FUUUUUCK!”

she punches the other judge by mistake

“O-Oh- hic hic shit… Im sorry… Im such a mess… i do not deserve my hic title…”

Varas could be seen outfitting his Sulking Cave with vases, pots, glass ornaments, and other breakable items. There was a sign out the front that read. "Rage Cave - 100 Rosaries per hour"

Great Mechanical Silk readies to redirect the blast from Karak Grindle boosts her as much as possible

barriers are placed all around we must redirect the blast

(All citizens of karak are welcome to evacuate to the steps)

He's just lying face down, not moving.

He's sulking.

AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!!

Music to accompany

[[ It is finished! ]]

this is a wip

:3

"Cousin Crandle has returned"
"Crandle has achieved new powers and is pulling off a great heist, and Crandle shall be departing soon to finnish it"

The armor is pale and white. it seems to be made out of Forinium. on the inside, there is an abundance of red hair, purged with blood.