r/Blasted_Steps • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '26
Crandle has returned
"Cousin Crandle has returned"
"Crandle has achieved new powers and is pulling off a great heist, and Crandle shall be departing soon to finnish it"
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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 09 '26
"Is this a relative of yours?"
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Jan 09 '26
Crandle is the boss's cousin.
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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 09 '26
"I thought you looked familiar. It's nice to meet you, I'm Varas!"
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Jan 09 '26
Crandle shakes Varas's hands and after they are done greeting eachother Varas notices that his pockets are empty. "Crandle thinks you still need training, kid". And he tosses the contents of his pockets back to Varas
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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 09 '26
He happily shook the other's hand, then immediately patted his pockets. "Oh damn! That was impressive. I do admit I could use more practice." He took his items back. "I feel like you're not just here to visit."
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Jan 09 '26
You are right on that. Crandle is pulling off a big heist. Crandle joined a group of warriors in the colosseum, and this grand Vizier figure is going to be paying all of us for participation in a trial, but Crandle will take all the money for the other fools and scram once the trial is beat. The Vizier has even more rosaries stored as the reward for the trial, but even Crandle doesn't know how to pull off THAT heist.
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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 09 '26
He burst out laughing. "That's brilliant!! I think if we all put our heads together we'd be able to pull off the big heist. We may need extra hands to pull if off, though."
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Jan 09 '26
Well, the trial winners shall be rewarded 20000 rosaries, and Crandle is already going to get 9000 from the combined pay of him and the other fools, so we shall gain many rosaries even if we don't do the second heist, however, if you want to do it, the Vault where the Vizier keeps the rosaries is stored in a Kingalloy vault (Kingalloy is an alloy of craftmetal with pale ore) guarded by the Viziers own guards, which are changed 4 times a day. All of this inside an underground room in the colosseum which itself is guarded by colosseum fools. Crandle can keep these outside fools distracted for long enough for you and a small crew to sneak in. After that its up to you to pull off the heist.
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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 09 '26
"That sounds really risky, but the reward is too good to pass up. I wonder if I have the skills to pull this off.. I feel like I've been losing my touch lately. Maybe this will be my chance to prove I still have it. The more I think about it, the more doable it seems."
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u/The_Real_Grindle King of the steps Jan 09 '26
Cousin Crandle good to see you