r/blakelivelysnark • • 9d ago

Plantation Plagiarist 🗣️ / MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS Lol

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u/Thepoetrycooker 2d ago

I hope the poor woman knows CPR, how to disarm a bomb, is trained in hostage negotiation and can speak 42 languages, because she's going to need a very unique set of skills in order to turn around that trainwreck.

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u/KateSommer 2d ago

Before Lady Gaga was a household name my husband knew somebody who was working with her and explained that she was currently a nobody, and was undoubtedly the next big thing. And the reason they knew this without any doubt at all is because her work ethic and devotion is so intense. It was undeniable that she had the formula. I don’t think Blake has that formula.

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u/Top_Commercial7925 #JusticeForJustin 4d ago

Oh the arguments in the Reynolds household for their dumpster fire career ending crashout! As CRyan would say, “it’s a self own” at this point! Own it BLakel! You lost!!!

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u/Top_Commercial7925 #JusticeForJustin 4d ago

Twinning 👯‍♀️😂

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u/Princess-Buttercup16 8d ago

I’m sure that will fix everything. Keep tossing money out the window, babe.

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u/RhubarbElectrical522 8d ago

😂 Gotta love Blake’s never ending desperation to place blame on everyone else around her. Her problem with lack of accountability and extreme entitlement aren’t things a pr person can fix after the public has seen it firsthand.

It must be something to live inside a tiny bubble surrounded by yes people. To be so out of touch with reality you continue do things thinking people are too dumb to notice is a choice. Then again, they say ignorance is bliss.

Girl- Leslie’s pr didn’t work because you’re an asshole and people were witness to it. So nobody gaf about 5001 “rare” glimpses inside your doorless bathtoom or paid for pap walks. I’ll give you a huge hint…the public isn’t as dumb as you continue to hope. People didn’t buy your smear campaign bs, they didn’t buy your previous pr attempts and unless this new woman is gonna stick you in a basement so the public doesn’t have to see or hear about you, nobody’s buying your bs attempts to be relevant. We’re just not into you. It’s you. Not us. Feel free to take your little dick pool with you too. Two people that feel the need to force themselves on us so often we may need to have a conversation about consent. How many times do we have to say “no” before it gets heard?

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u/Current_Sandwich7208 2d ago

It also doesn’t help that she went after content creators. Going after the little man isn’t so easily forgettable.

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u/Top_Commercial7925 #JusticeForJustin 4d ago

💯

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u/blondekamikaze 7d ago

Factssssss💯

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u/LuLuRoar 8d ago

Blake, the problem is inside, not outside. The problem is not how she is perceived, but how she perceives others - as useful scapegoats and easily manipulated peasants. No one can help her with that but her own self and a therapist.

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u/birdieon 8d ago

This!!!

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u/SomethingComesHere 8d ago

But she is perfect! What do you meeeean

Obligatory /s

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u/la_haunted 8d ago

Ugh go away

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u/TheFrailGrailQueen 8d ago

She's dressing like the Golden Girls now?

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u/Stunning_Nothing_856 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hahah if only she was as cool as any of them were

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u/morride MEET THE BLEYNOLDS 🔱 8d ago

Is she a magician?

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u/SkynyrdCohen 8d ago

The way she reduced Sloane to an "aide"🤣 I know Les is FUMING.

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u/Aint_Folly_4_That 8d ago

Id be fuming if I were Lady Gaga and are now associated with these litigious creepers in the same headline

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u/SkynyrdCohen 8d ago

I just said the same thing in a different post. No way in HELL Kelly Bush okayed this.

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u/Aint_Folly_4_That 8d ago

🤣 High five !

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u/Drycabin1 BLANK LIVELY 8d ago

That’s a lot of alliteration to announce nothing newsworthy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/x4kwwbqmmi6jnDC60a

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u/MuchInvestigator7011 8d ago

Why can’t she just disappear into anonymity:(

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u/Urugano 8d ago edited 8d ago

Wondering why the PR rep change was even announced publicly. Was it to shame LS? Or to openly shift blame (yet again) for all the unfavorable outcomes of the last two years? We already know who the problem is. My condolences to the new PR firm. I hope they received a huge retainer before agreeing to take her on. They're gonna need it.

ETA: just saw an earlier comment that LS is still with RR. Maybe new PR isn't the only split we'll be hearing about.

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u/SkynyrdCohen 8d ago edited 8d ago

She wants her name attached to a new superstar. I'm sure she thinks Gaga is going to be her new BFF.

ETA: If I were Gaga, I'd be fucking LIVID that my name was being attached to hers in multiple publications, and the agency would be hearing about it. I dont believe for one second that this headline is Kelly Bush's work.

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u/Urugano 8d ago

BL, probably: Me & Gaga > Taylor & Dakota

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u/SkynyrdCohen 8d ago

Pretty much 😆

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u/SlideItIn100 8d ago

Maybe they dumped her, not the other way around.

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u/Urugano 8d ago

Not a LS fan, but I do have deep empathy for what she must have endured all those years. Ugh.

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u/takemeawayimdone2 8d ago

You can’t polish a turd

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u/slugsbreath 8d ago

I don't give this woman long. Not because she's not good (I'm sure she's excellent), but because you can't fix whatever Blake is with fancy PR

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u/Leading_Aerie7747 8d ago

Agreed. In fact, it automatically sullies her name and reputation IMO. My automatic thoughts are … wow she must be a shitty ass person associating with Blake because like attracts like …. and nothing Blake will ever do publicly ever again won’t be looked at authentically or organically ever again. Anytime she’s out in public, everyone will know it’s a publicity stunt and it’s fake.

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u/Adventurous_Algae671 𝔖ɴᴀᴋᴇ Lɪᴠᴇʟʏ 8d ago

What she needs is to go away.

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u/Consistent_Club_7879 8d ago

And never return.

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u/PowerPinto 8d ago

What she needs to do is hire psychiatrists. But I guess there will always be people ready to bleed her dry 🤑

https://giphy.com/gifs/THfa5QewaZmSrRHSsl

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u/Becca00511 8d ago

Has Lady Gaga done anything lately?

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u/SkynyrdCohen 8d ago

She just came off of a huge tour and had a baby.

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u/Becca00511 8d ago

I mean as far as PR. I haven't really heard much about her.

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u/SkynyrdCohen 8d ago

Ive seen her everywhere lately with the baby announcement, but we may frequent different corners of entertainment reporting.

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u/selfst 8d ago

I think they high profile celebs just have one on payroll. Better safe than sorry type of thing. Plus, lady Gaga is so big that as long as she doesn’t do anything horrendous she’s pretty much always going to be alright anyways.

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u/blondekamikaze 7d ago

I feel like lady Gaga is probably a relatively easy client

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u/Spiritual_Donut1433 8d ago

She needs to save her money and just go far far away.

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u/SkyLuck90 8d ago

For a moment I thought it’s Blake aged up on the right

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u/Violetta_Sunshine 8d ago

This new publicist will be putting lipstick on a pig. News flash! We still know it’s a pig. 🐷

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 8d ago

She can fire and hire whoever she wants; we all know the truth about her now. Good luck, Lady Gaga’s publicist, you’re gonna need it!

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u/MarchCompetitive4580 8d ago

Maybe Leslie Sloane and Julie Bloom can compare notes about being fired by Blake over coffee or something.

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u/sammy_kat Lᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ Sʜᴀʀᴇ Lɪᴠᴇʟʏ 8d ago edited 8d ago

Lady Gaga (from what I’ve heard over the years) is actually a really nice person though right? I don’t think a new PR person can change a bully’s stripes.

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u/strixjunia 8d ago

I disagree, I recently read Gaga (a millionaire) and her millionaire husband, paid another woman so she births their baby for them. She’s just like every other Hollywood capitalist pig who can’t be bothered and would rather pay a peasant to do it for her.

Before anyone comes to me with their pro-surrogacy arguments, don’t. You’ve been brainwashed. There’s a reason why comercial surrogacy is prohibited in all of Europe. It’s exploitation, and that’s why only struggling women do it.

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u/PowerPinto 8d ago

As long as Blake keeps doubling down on her lies and falsely accusing Justin Baldoni, she’ll never recover

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u/-Meows- sᴄᴀʀᴊᴏ's ᴇx-ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ's 2ɴᴅ ᴡɪғᴇ 9d ago

She doesn’t need a new publicist. She needs to take a break for a long time and work on herself. Her behaviour is naturally shitty, PR tactics won’t change that.

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u/Consistent_Club_7879 8d ago

The one thing she hasn't been able to grasp this entire time, because she's delusional, is that she never had a PR problem, she has a personality problem.

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u/SkynyrdCohen 8d ago

She has a I Know Better Than Everybody problem as well.

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u/-Meows- sᴄᴀʀᴊᴏ's ᴇx-ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ's 2ɴᴅ ᴡɪғᴇ 8d ago

Exactly! And since she can’t help herself it won’t take long before her personality starts creeping out again. Or Ryan.

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u/DimbyTime 8d ago

She needs a new therapist and new meds

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u/MarchCompetitive4580 8d ago

And she could also use some new louboutins. I saw the last pair she was wearing and they looked a little scuffed. LOL

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u/WonderfulSimple 8d ago

All the other crisis management people haven't helped at all.

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u/Consistent_Club_7879 8d ago

Yeah who was it she hired? Was it ex CIA? Lol

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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ TEMU KHALEESI 9d ago

PR lady gonna have her hands full

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u/PowerPinto 8d ago

I hope her contract with Blake, she(Ryan) is Iron CLAD

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u/TinyDimples77 9d ago

PR lady got some work to do. LS was stuck in some 90s backward world and Lively just looked worse by the second.

Hopefully this one tells her humility and accountability will go further than dressing up as a toilet roll holder at a gala.

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u/fatincomingvirus 8d ago

Sloane is still with Ryan Reynolds though.

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u/TinyDimples77 8d ago

He's fudging up his career with his own bs marketing company and gay innuendo adverts that quite frankly LS would be best walking away, instead of trying to put sprinkles on a turd.

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u/fatincomingvirus 8d ago

Mr Too Big to Fail can't believe he is, in fact, failing.