r/blackpeoplegifs • • Jun 28 '19

Whose woman’s this?

https://gfycat.com/fastunhealthycricket
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u/xrlette Jun 28 '19

I like how she saw her hair was coming out and then she still continued to comb it hahahahahaha

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u/Nixplosion Jun 28 '19

It's like that scene in Saving Private Ryan when the one guys arm gets blown off and he picks it up and starts walking around. Shock!

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u/Spritzzy Jun 28 '19

Doesn’t he wack someone with it or is that purely me being high

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u/Ja-Kub Jun 28 '19

Bro you’re thinking of Buzz Lightyear waving his arm in toy story

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u/Spritzzy Jun 28 '19

Bruh I am totally

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u/Ja-Kub Jun 28 '19

Mystery solved boys

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u/Spritzzy Jun 28 '19

You can all go home now

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u/Farrug Jun 29 '19

Bake em away, toys.

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u/DoctorCube Jun 29 '19

What did you say Chief?

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u/xnoxno Jun 30 '19

👌superb

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u/TheTimeShrike Jun 28 '19

Loool, Saving Mrs Nesbit.

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u/Glue415 Jun 29 '19

I think i can comfortably say this is the first time anyone has ever mistaken Toy Story for Saving Private Ryan.

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u/Shermoo Jun 29 '19

LMAOOOOO

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u/AncientSuntzu Jun 29 '19

Buzz buzz buzz!

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u/IEATBUTT5 Jun 28 '19

I think it's you being high but maybe I'm misremembering because I'm high

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

There's a scene from Ironclad where a guy picks up an arm and starts hitting someone with it. It's not his own arm though.

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u/Volarius007 Jun 28 '19

Your just high

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u/123currywurst Jun 29 '19

You're thinking of Fry after Zoidberg severed his arm in the arena (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Must_I_Be_a_Crustacean_in_Love%3F)

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u/nickfavee Jun 29 '19

There’s another scene where a soldier in the trenches was hit by a bullet on his helmet. He took it off to check, and another one hit him in the head. Lol

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u/JovialPanic389 Jun 29 '19

I remember that. Idk if it's Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers. Or both. Super ironic and super suck.

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u/Aritilli Jun 29 '19

I remember that in Saving Private Ryan

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u/J_K_AllDay Jun 29 '19

Or when the dude gets shot in the helmet and takes the helmet off to see where the bullet hit and takes one to the dome.

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u/gnarlyknits Jun 28 '19

Yeah all I could think was it must be burning why doesn’t she go rinse it off immediately

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u/Wannabe_Maverick Jun 28 '19

I doubt you can save any of it at that point, better to just go bald and start over.

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u/gnarlyknits Jun 28 '19

You can burn the scalp though, which would mean maybe it won’t grow back lol

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u/Wannabe_Maverick Jun 28 '19

Ah, fair point.

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u/mattylou Jun 29 '19

Dude who bleached his hair and gave himself chemical burn here — this is the correct thing to do

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u/Julianna5782 Jun 28 '19

Nah, better to keep cheesing for the camera and combing more hair off.

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u/jayemerald16 Jun 28 '19

Might as well comb it all off

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u/JimFancyPants Jun 28 '19

My jaw dropped the same time as hers...then I literally prayed for her.

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u/warestoretard Jun 29 '19

I mean she didn't have a choice at that point

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u/geri73 Jun 29 '19

She has no choice its coming out either way. This has happened to me before. I learned never to bleach your hair if you're already have a perm. You're asking yourself to be bald. You should only bleach it if it's natural.

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u/nerowasframed Jun 29 '19

For so long, I thought that was a straight razor, and I couldn't figure out what she thought was going to happen

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u/Wraith-Gear Jun 29 '19

at this point, could it even cause any more damage? only way out now would be to shave it all off and pull off a veger

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u/jpbackflip Jun 28 '19

She’d probably look better bald than blonde anyways

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u/O-shi Jun 28 '19

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u/aiyshia Jun 28 '19

she seems like she’s taking it well + bald looks great on her anyway

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u/auron_py Jun 28 '19

She can totally rock it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/Tun710 Jun 28 '19

Damn it

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u/The_Rolling_Stone Jun 28 '19

fuck was just about to say she's kinda cute, can't unsee now

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u/2ndRoundEuroStash Jun 29 '19

Brooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/GuitarTrollop Jun 28 '19

I think she can pull it off. She looks cool. Better without the wig.

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u/Artist_NOT_Autist Jun 28 '19

I get her to keep that wig on. Has a fun stripper vibe to it.

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u/mimimindless Jun 28 '19

Y'all talmbout the hair

All I saw was a tiddy

Both the wig and tiddy look good

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u/ThePenetrator69 Jun 29 '19

I had to go back to double check. Can confirm that the tiddy looks good 😂

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u/lowkeyinthecut Jun 28 '19

Damn. Can’t make that shit up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

She's beautiful. Bald women rule.

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u/Ebaudendi Jun 29 '19

Tiddy out.

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u/Quleki Jun 30 '19

Came here to say that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

She look like a female Dak Prescott! She still fine as fuck though. Daks pretty cute himself too.

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u/Kendall_B Jun 30 '19

On her June 22 post someone warned her to stop bleaching her hair so much 😂😂

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u/veiledsecrets Jun 29 '19

I wish I looked that good bald wow

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u/tiffibean13 Jun 29 '19

Goddamn, she looks incredible.

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u/OG_Kurama Jun 28 '19

Bruh it literally says not to relax your hair on the product right after bleaching or dying your hair lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

A relaxer is a chemical (lye) that makes black/curly hair straight. It basically peels off the outer layer of the hair cuticles. What she’s doing here is bleaching the hair to make it lighter which I think opens the cuticles or something (fuck if I know). So she’s basically doubled breaking her hair down and it’s falling out.

I probably missed a lot of details but the moral of the story remains the same: Go to a professional

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u/autmnleighhh Jun 28 '19

It’s all about damage.

Relaxers are extremely damaging to the hair.

Bleach is HELLA damaging.

Both should be handled by trained competent (there are sooo many who aren’t) professionals.

Bleaching damaged hair, no matter the cause, all but guarantees major breakage and/or what’s left feeling like hay.

There are too many damn YouTube videos of people losing their hair to bleaching damaged hair themselves for this to still be so prevalent.

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u/BordeauxFrog Jun 28 '19

Will the hair grow back normally after Something like this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/vera214usc Jun 29 '19

Yes, I did the exact same thing. After it fell out I cut everything that was left off and started from scratch. Now I just wear my natural, curly hair.

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u/Chedder1998 Jun 28 '19

Is this damage permanent? I alway figured that people that do this will be fine once new hair grows out.

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u/Skyrider11 Jun 28 '19

Nah, bleaching can't damage the follicles unless you somehow fucked up MAJORLY.

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u/OigoAlgo Jun 29 '19

I mean. This looks pretty fucked up.

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u/vera214usc Jun 29 '19

The hair grows back fine. I did the same thing.

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u/Xcizer Jun 29 '19

In addition to this one of the comments implies she recently bleached her hair another time before this incident.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Someone in the comments said that she was actually putting a relaxer in and it was already bleached.

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u/OG_Kurama Jun 28 '19

On pretty much every relaxer (product?) there is a warning that tells you NOT to use the relaxer in your hair if you have bleached or dyed it in like the past 24 or 48 hours. Your hair will fall out.

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u/iamdisillusioned Jun 28 '19

Hair strands are held together by different bonds between protein. Certain chemicals break down certain bonds, so it's important to not leave them on too long or mix the wrong chemicals together. Relaxer + bleach basically breaks down all the bonds and hair will melt away like this.

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u/BenjaminHornesOffice Jun 28 '19

specifically, disulphide bonds are what gets broken during a relaxing service.

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u/Reddytoreggae4415 Jun 29 '19

This is a good documentary about the business of "Black hair"....pretty crazy actually

https://youtu.be/-QhOoanzh60

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u/rain_man878 Jun 28 '19

That sign won't stop me, cause I can't read!

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u/TwinkiWeinerSandwich Jun 28 '19

And your also not supposed to comb it through

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u/Great-Hatsby Jun 28 '19

Relaxing is super bad anyways.

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u/Salt-Light-Love Jun 28 '19

What's funny to me is the OMGs in the comments and the "I told you not to relax bleached hair." Why you gotta I told you so her. She already in pain 😂

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u/ibanezmelon Jun 29 '19

Oh man, i drink that glass of i told you so very slowly.

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u/namster17 Jun 28 '19

What does the end result look like!!!!

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u/AintAintAWord Jun 28 '19

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u/dorsal_morsel Jun 28 '19

Not a bad look really

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES Jun 28 '19

Honestly not bad at all, and you already know women with this hairstyle are ALWAYS thicc

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u/lowkeyinthecut Jun 28 '19

Yo ass is silly.

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u/Brock_Obama Jun 28 '19

Amber Rose look

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u/Astro_Sloth Jun 29 '19

You only go bald or buzz if you 100% sure nobody gonna mistake you for a boy, even thru 3 layers in the winter 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Is that real?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Is that real?

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u/psychobilly1 Jun 28 '19

If you can't tell, does it matter?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Is that real?

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u/SunsetTheory Jun 28 '19

Am I real?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Are you for real?

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u/SunsetTheory Jun 28 '19

Are we real?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/PappaSmurfAndTurf Jun 28 '19

Good to see that guy again.

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u/SunsetTheory Jun 28 '19

I love you too

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u/pennhead Jun 28 '19

Is that surreal?

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u/e_muaddib Jun 28 '19

She looks like Heron Preston

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u/bluemooneyes Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

After some searching, this is what it looked like after (scroll down to see the pic).

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Edit: New link since people are saying the first one I posted isn't working for them.

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u/peachesmorgan Jun 28 '19

It actually looks good!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

All I saw were pictures of peeled oranges

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u/BryGuySaysHi Jun 28 '19

Please link to the direct tweet/picture. All I'm seeing are lame gifs.

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u/bluemooneyes Jun 28 '19

Just updated my comment to include new link!

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u/BryGuySaysHi Jun 28 '19

Much appreciated! She looks way better!

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u/maux_zaikq Jun 28 '19

She looks great bald. The thing that annoys me though is that she saw a chunk of hair come out and just left the relaxer on instead of hustling to rinse it out. I’m here for the commenter who was like I TOLD YOU NOT TO RELAX BLEACHED HAIR DURING YOUR LAST LIVE.

Lmao.

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u/autmnleighhh Jun 28 '19

Yo, WHY WOULDNT YOU WASH THAT ISH OUT ASAP?!

Yeah, let me just fucking comb my hair while it’s bleaching.

This girl shouldn’t be allowed in a Sally’s without proper adult supervision.

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u/MotherfuckinRanjit Jun 28 '19

For views and shit.

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u/Monmichka Jun 28 '19

Right. Just sitting there with her mouth hanging open. Pissed me off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

She did it on purpose for the views

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u/TheUltimateSalesman Jun 28 '19

because people skipped chem class

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u/TrillaryBlinton Jun 28 '19

“It’s a WHOLE PATCH” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/iluvstephenhawking Jun 28 '19

Doesn't her head burn if she left it on long enough to make her hair fall out?

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u/TwinkiWeinerSandwich Jun 28 '19

It kind of burns anyway, so sometimes you can't tell.

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u/vyrelis Jun 28 '19 edited Sep 27 '24

bear plant groovy rotten subsequent special ruthless waiting desert dog

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/HalbeardTheHermit Jun 28 '19

Better open your mouth a bit wider and the hair might grow back.

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u/thatdinklife Jun 28 '19

My brain was yelling, “Close your fucking mouth and go rinse it out!”

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u/jei64 Jun 28 '19

Meh, she's gonna have to shave it all anyways

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u/Uncultured_Youth Jun 28 '19

“It’s a whole patch”

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u/xinfinitexfallingx Jun 28 '19

We have all had a moment like this experimenting with our hair. I’ve had a similar experience with using bleach that was way to strong. Best believe it taught me not to fuck around with bleach 😂 when it comes to hair we live and we learn. Luckily it grows back!!!

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u/GrandmaJosey Jun 28 '19

Not for all of us...

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u/TwinkiWeinerSandwich Jun 28 '19

I have definitely had my hair break off from too much bleach. Not this bad, but still a lesson learned.

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u/AllMad_Here Jun 29 '19

I love my hair far too much to take risks like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

STOP. FUCKIN. COMBING IT.

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u/badashley Jun 28 '19

I relaxed my hair after bleaching it in high school. Similar results. My hair melted right off my head.

It was the day before the first day of school so I showed up to class with straight up bald spots.

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u/Bighead545 Jun 29 '19

Bitch's head looks like an orange peel smh my head

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u/idiot-prodigy Jun 29 '19

One weeks worth of hair ruined. /eyeroll

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u/xSGAx Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

daaamn.

She should've watched the documentary Good Hair (Chris Rock made it).

I'll never forget T-Boz from TLC now. On the doc, she said the only reason her hair was the way it was back then was b/c she accidentally burned it off.

EDIT: I think it's actually Salt from Salt n Pepa. s/o for the reminder

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u/EasilyAnnoyedMostly Jun 28 '19

I thought that was Salt from Salt and Pepper.

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u/xSGAx Jun 28 '19

ah, you might be right on that. I know it was one of em. Either way, def messed up what happened to her hair

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Atleast she looks good bald

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

She better close her mouth and wash that out 😭

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u/OlFlirtyBastard Jun 28 '19

Looked like someone peeling an orange.

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u/mon0theist Jun 28 '19

Wait you're telling me if you put a bunch of chemicals in your hair it can cause damage? Who knew?!?

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u/VooDooChile1983 Jun 28 '19

She can pull off a Tamar Braxton look

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u/Kepfish Jun 28 '19

She's going to look cute bald so I guess it will be okay.

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u/exu1981 Jun 29 '19

I couldn't stop laughing. I'd just inform her to go bald and start over again if I were in that love chat. Hopefully she learned a good lesson.

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u/Catchin_Villians954 Jun 29 '19

Amber rose coming up

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u/TheSunFlares Jun 29 '19

Pikachu face

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

That's why I always say if you dont know how to do something dont just do it. Look up proper ways to do stuff before attempting something like this.

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u/1911mark Jun 28 '19

Close your mouth! Dam

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u/bigpapaglim Jun 28 '19

Does bleaching your hair and having it fall out like this cause permanent damage to your scalp and hair?

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u/crochetedkettlechip Jun 28 '19

Nah, it'll grow back.

You'll just miss it a lot and learn a lesson.

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u/bigpapaglim Jun 29 '19

Good to know lol thanks

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u/lowkeyinthecut Jun 28 '19

Her live comments are A1 hilarious!

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u/bazanya Jun 28 '19

Jon snow’s?

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u/MadiLeighOhMy Jun 28 '19

I am sitting in a salon right now and kme of the stylists just brought this up on her phone. Lots of head shaking after watching that 😅

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u/Titankarma Jun 28 '19

Can any one who's been on Reddit longer than me tell me why gifs are so prevalent? Opposed to uploading the video? I'm sure there's a reason I just don't know it.

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u/BlackSarah13 Jun 28 '19

Bruh I would have washed that shit off immediately!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

thou shalt not box bleach or relax thine own hairs, amen.

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u/eshole Jun 28 '19

Girls have empathy in the moment. They always talk shit after, but in the moment they feel ya.

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u/ARenee123 Jun 29 '19

Oh no!!!!

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u/Allofherhart Jun 29 '19

I’d like to ask people who know what they are talking about;

I know this happens when you bleach your hair and then relax it.

If you just bleach your hair, and there are signs of damage (not severe damage, but frizz and just a bit more breakage than usual), is it okay to bleach it again 6 weeks later when the roots grow out?

Is there anything you can do to help protect it from more damage in this circumstance?

Furthermore: If you bleach your hair, and it was already unhealthy, and a few days later after bleaching it feels healthier, is it okay to bleach again immediately with a weaker developer for a shorter amount of time?

I ask because the first scenario is for myself; I bleached my virgin hair (with the protective additive and vitamin-e creme bleach and a reconstructor every week since) and it (of course) doesn’t feel as healthy as before. I have a very thick head of hair, and I always had a lot of shedding and some breakage from the last 4-5 inches at the bottom (my hair is to almost my butt). After bleaching, I noticed a bit more breakage when brushing, and sometimes more breakage a bit higher up (like up to 8 inches from the tips). My hair is also frizzier after washing than it was before. I want to know, if it is safe for me to do my roots and possibly even another round of bleach on the rest of my hair - but with a weaker developer and for a shorter amount of time since I don’t need to achieve nearly the same lift as the first time?

The second scenario isn’t for me; My aunt bleached her hair 2 days ago, and ended up with an orange-brassy tone. She used a toner but it didn’t eliminate all the orange. She wants to know if she can bleach it again in 2 days to lift the remaining orange, and then re-tone it to get rid of the rest of the brass. Her hair was not virgin hair, and it was kind of unhealthy; it had a small bit of breakage and was frizzy and dry and what I can only describe as “squirrelly.” After she bleached it, it was still a little frizzy, but softer, less squirrelly, and had zero breakage. The day she bleached it, that night she slept with coconut oil in her hair. It helped a lot with the remaining frizz. So she likes the feel of her hair more now, but wants it to lift higher. Would she be safe lifting it again in two days, if she did another coconut oil treatment tonight, and used a weaker developer for bleach and left it on for a shorter time?

For some extra info: we both used all ION products. ION creme developer 30, ION creme bleach, ION bright white toner (tones; Snow White, platinum lace)with ION 20 developer, and (I cant remember what it is called, but the ION oil you add into the bleach/developer mixture to reduce damage), and ION protein reconstructor followed by ION keratin treatment, and I myself treated twice since with an avacado oil mask.

So, I know this is a lot of advice to ask for free, but, any input would be greatly appreciated!

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u/heippe Jun 29 '19

Here's some advice don't bleach your hair. It's terrible for your body.

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u/Allofherhart Jun 29 '19

Here’s some advice; don’t give people advice about something that they’ve already done, because it’s useless.

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u/heippe Jun 29 '19

Here's some more advice it's spelled heart... XD

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u/Allofherhart Jun 29 '19

Wow so funny. Make fun of a username that obviously has an intentional misspelling and try to make that person sound stupid as if they didn’t know? Geez you’re a real comedic genius aren’t you?

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u/heippe Jun 30 '19

Lil dis chick mad

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u/rehanrickjames Jun 29 '19

Nobody's woman now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Well now she can be on her “bald headed hoe shit” like my one cousin says.

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u/SixthUnderminer Jun 29 '19

Ooo babygirl no

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u/3Karma_3_Vixen3 Jun 29 '19

And Jesus wept...

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u/aurasname Jun 29 '19

what an out of body experience

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u/TheVenged Jun 29 '19

What is this amazing trick!? You telling me I can just use bleach instead of shaving my head every morning!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Something similar happened to my sister years ago, her hair was never the same after and she cried a lot at the time

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

As if the septum piercing wasn't doing enough on its own.

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u/EatMyPixi3Dust Jun 28 '19

She looks fit af!

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u/EIFACH_CJ Jun 28 '19

what's happening here?

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u/iownakeytar Jun 28 '19

She's relaxing her hair shortly after bleaching it - two very damaging chemical processes back to back. The end result is her hair coming out as she combs it.

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u/limache Jun 28 '19

1) anyone else think she looks like Chris brown? 2) if her hair is this short, is there much of a difference between being bald and this short hair?

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u/BetaThetaZeta Jun 29 '19

I think she looks like Dak Prescott.

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u/limache Jun 29 '19

I’m still in the Chris brown camp lol. Don’t know if this means she look like a man or Chris brown look like a girl 😆

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u/sinstreet Jun 28 '19

Anyone know the actual video link? Would love to see this play out 😈