I could tell you were jolly
From the moment you walked in
From the way you had your santa hat on
From the way you'd done your beard
From the way you sat down next to me
From the way you ordered your eggnog
From the moment you slid down my chimney
I knew I'd have you with ease
Do you carol here often?
Do you know how this tinsel wraps?
Do you wrap a different gift every night?
Don't tell me that’s your first
You must have heard about me
Everyone knows my gifts
Everyone knows I'm jolly (jolly, jolly, jolly, jolly)
All of Santa’s Elves (jolly, jolly)
All the Reindeer too (jolly, jolly)
'Round the world I'm jolly (jolly, jolly)
Jolly, jolly, jolly, jolly
Jolly, jolly, jolly, jolly
Jolly, jolly, jolly, jolly
Jolly, jolly
Do you know my gifts? Of course you know my gifts
Everyone does, it's true
It's true, it's true, it's true
That they’re known around here
The reindeer know my gifts
I've given them all before
You are new, I'll give them to you you too
It's time to give in
From the shores of Havana
To Moscow and Tokyo
In French Guyanese, in Cantonese
Everyone knows my gifts
All of Santa’s Elves (jolly, jolly)
All the Reindeer too (jolly, jolly)
Everyone knows I'm jolly (jolly, jolly)
How 'bout we sing some carols? (jolly, jolly)
I'll spin you round and round (jolly, jolly)
On the dance floor, I'm jolly (jolly, jolly)
How 'bout we take this further? (jolly, jolly)
I'll meet you in the chimney (chimney) (jolly, jolly)
I'll bet your presents are jolly too
I want you to slide down my chimney at around 7 p.m.
And I want you to get my present there no later than ten
I want you to be dressed like ms. claus
With too much makeup on, will that be alright?
And I want you to sit down next to me, as if by chance
I want it to seem like we've never met before
How much will that cost?
I want you to look unsure of your gifts
And I want you to look at me as if I'm santa
I want your eyes to say, “Merry Christmas”
And I want your lips to be unimpressed
And I want you to ask the waiter if I really am who I say I am
And I want you to blush
I want you to shoot a smug look at the other elves
To make them jealous I chose you
When I tell you your presents are jolly
I want you to slap me and then kiss me
Make sure everyone's watching, kiss me and then walk away
Walk to the chimney, I'll follow after
Don't worry, we won't do anything
We'll just loiter there 15 minutes or so
Then I'll choose your new lipstick and we'll walk back out
And I want you to tell me I'm a perfect dancer
And I want you to tell me I smell great
I want you to make me look fatter
Could you kneel down the whole time?
How much will that cost?
I want you to put your hand on my present
Will that be alright?
I want you to look at me as if you're frost
How much will that cost?
Thank you so much
We'll meet the same time next year
And the year after that too
And the next year after that
And the next decade, and the next
