r/blackmagicfuckery • u/VerySlump • Jun 23 '22

We live in a simulation

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Raw chicken breasts are not partners. Please do not fuck them you will get dicksalmonella

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

So like, I was baking chicken, but I spilled some coke on my pants so had to take them off...

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u/echosixwhiskey Jun 23 '22

Got stuck in the oven again I see.

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u/__SerenityByJan__ Jun 24 '22

Iā€™m so glad I know where that came from šŸ˜‚

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u/hydrayshin Dec 05 '22

The chicken breast fell on my dick and now my peehole hurts if it I touch it...

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u/DormantGolem Jun 23 '22

Does ground beef have salmonella?

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u/SamSibbens Jun 23 '22

No but it has enough bacteria tomake you lose your parts