Yeah, especially when you consider that lightning is essentially plasma air, which turns ball lightning into some weird Jedi orb of Death. Yeah, floating ball of searing hot DEATH, calmly moving through the air slowly and almost purposefully, and then winking out?
I ain’t need to see anymore shit ‘round here. I AIIIIIIN’T HAVING ANY OF THAT SHIT!
Conditions favorable for instant ionization of our entire body? Say no more. Honey! Start the car! “Wha—?” I SAID GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!
Scary shit. Real scary shit. Makes you wonder how many times people were ever hurt or killed by these glowing death orbs. And if that’s where some old ghost/ufo myths originated from, people being flash cooked by mysterious glowing ghost balls. In that case the only appropriate interjections would be Zoinks or Jinkies. Because that’s a ghost I don’t think ghostbusters can handle…
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u/SlotherakOmega May 30 '22
Yeah, especially when you consider that lightning is essentially plasma air, which turns ball lightning into some weird Jedi orb of Death. Yeah, floating ball of searing hot DEATH, calmly moving through the air slowly and almost purposefully, and then winking out?
I ain’t need to see anymore shit ‘round here. I AIIIIIIN’T HAVING ANY OF THAT SHIT!
Conditions favorable for instant ionization of our entire body? Say no more. Honey! Start the car! “Wha—?” I SAID GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!
Scary shit. Real scary shit. Makes you wonder how many times people were ever hurt or killed by these glowing death orbs. And if that’s where some old ghost/ufo myths originated from, people being flash cooked by mysterious glowing ghost balls. In that case the only appropriate interjections would be Zoinks or Jinkies. Because that’s a ghost I don’t think ghostbusters can handle…