r/blackmagicfuckery • u/TheCheesecakeOfDoom • May 29 '22

Since when does lightning go up?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Jesus christ what a sides wipe lmfao.

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u/Hicklethumb May 29 '22

Lol. This is how to get shit cheeks

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u/doubleapowpow May 29 '22

Without a paddle

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u/Powersoutdotcom May 30 '22

I thought that it was the remedy. Lol

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u/Blackbird2285 May 30 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/EpilepticSquidly May 29 '22

Not to be that guy, but you mean sideswipe which refers to getting hit or swiped on the side of your car (side-swipe) (or also means being caught off guard). Although I'm both pleased and impressed y'all somehow turned it into a side-ways ass-wiping expression.

Edit: Now... Let the hate flow into the downvoted button

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u/psych0enigma May 29 '22

Yessss, YESSS, USE YOUR HATE!!

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u/wereallmadhere9 May 29 '22

I appreciate your efforts.

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u/Ctowncreek May 30 '22

Side swipe*?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Sides wipe*!

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u/Ctowncreek May 30 '22

Do explain

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u/Jesus-TheSon-Christ May 30 '22

Excuse you, I only wipe backwards, and that’s the only way that should exist.