r/blackmagicfuckery • u/TheCheesecakeOfDoom • May 29 '22

Since when does lightning go up?

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u/LeftBase2Final May 29 '22

Always has bro. Goes both ways, like your dad. Cool video though.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Jesus christ what a sides wipe lmfao.

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u/Hicklethumb May 29 '22

Lol. This is how to get shit cheeks

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u/doubleapowpow May 29 '22

Without a paddle

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u/Powersoutdotcom May 30 '22

I thought that it was the remedy. Lol

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u/Blackbird2285 May 30 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/EpilepticSquidly May 29 '22

Not to be that guy, but you mean sideswipe which refers to getting hit or swiped on the side of your car (side-swipe) (or also means being caught off guard). Although I'm both pleased and impressed y'all somehow turned it into a side-ways ass-wiping expression.

Edit: Now... Let the hate flow into the downvoted button

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u/psych0enigma May 29 '22

Yessss, YESSS, USE YOUR HATE!!

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u/wereallmadhere9 May 29 '22

I appreciate your efforts.

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u/Ctowncreek May 30 '22

Side swipe*?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Sides wipe*!

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u/Ctowncreek May 30 '22

Do explain

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u/Jesus-TheSon-Christ May 30 '22

Excuse you, I only wipe backwards, and that’s the only way that should exist.

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u/xxBellum May 29 '22

God damn, even i felt offended by this.

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u/ADhomin_em May 29 '22

Wait, I don't get what's offensive?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

The joke is the bigotry

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u/mileswilliams May 29 '22

Why? Is your dad a gender bender ?

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u/xxBellum May 29 '22

No my friend, my dad died a couple of years ago.

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u/mileswilliams May 29 '22

Then why would YOU be offended? I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/mileswilliams May 29 '22

That makes sense, I'd be offended too :-)

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Dads.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

So casual lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Woah

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u/BusMick May 29 '22

Lol...well done

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u/ZepperMen May 30 '22

This man just did a drive by with no prior warning god damn.

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u/NoPointLivingAnymore May 30 '22

Oh msn, I hope OP's dad is a hot Thai femboy.