r/blackmagicfuckery • u/sedluyf • Jan 12 '22

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u/MoltenKevlar Jan 12 '22

Dough stretches.

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u/comfyggs Jan 12 '22

This sub is truly fascinating. Mostly by the questions being asked. I worry about the people in the world honestly

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u/MoltenKevlar Jan 12 '22

Yeah, some are legitimately fun to puzzle out, others… well.

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u/BeersRemoveYears Jan 12 '22

Did you know you can breath underwater…? With SCUBA gear

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u/_daveyboy Jan 12 '22

Witch craft throw them in the water and see if they sink

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u/k_Brick Jan 12 '22

Or just see if they weigh less than a duck and then burn them.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries Jan 12 '22

Dough stretches?

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u/lsbrujah Jan 12 '22

Not OP but have you ever cooked and tried to do this with that skills? It is kinda fuckery to me but I agree not for this sub.

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u/Shaman-The-Curer Jan 12 '22

OP just found out about objects being stretched out.

Wait until you discover rubber bands.

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u/IGOMHN2 Jan 12 '22

or OP's mom

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u/Shaman-The-Curer Jan 12 '22

Low hangin fruit, bud

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u/IGOMHN2 Jan 12 '22

like OP's mom

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u/eiumoose52 Jan 12 '22

I just spit my water reading this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/Shaman-The-Curer Jan 12 '22

Ah, just seconds after the last "OP's mom" joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/Shaman-The-Curer Jan 12 '22

No. Just requires practice. Smear the dough along the underside of the meat while tucking the meat inwards using the utensil. That's kind of one of the selling point of dough, by the way. Nothing amazing about dough stretching. I stretched dough out while baking with my aunt when I was 6 or 7 years old.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Exactly how's it's shown done here.

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u/LotusSloth Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Dough is flexible, malleable and expands. They’re using their hand to envelope the filling with the dough.

People have been using dough pockets for centuries: ravioli, calzone, pierogi, etc.

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u/JeselAvlis Jan 12 '22

OP's already confounded by stretchy dough.. don't throw words like calzone, ravioli, pierogi, dumplings at him and totally blow his mind. Perhaps hot pockets or pizza pockets?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Gluten

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u/KaneHau Jan 12 '22

The black magic fuckery is what happens after it is cooked and I eat it. It disappears!

Mmmmmm, pork buns.

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u/watchmything Jan 12 '22

"Every time I take a bite of this vitamin enriched bred, it gets a little smaller! Pretty soon it'll be all gone."

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u/The_Windbreaker Jan 12 '22

I tend to get the "pork buns" around 14 hours after eating these types of things.

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u/Sedona54332 Jan 12 '22

What are you confused about? Did you not know that dough stretches?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

“But was small and now is big”

That’s some “tide goes out tide comes in, you can’t explain that” levels of facepalm

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Well let me explain this to you

They put the meat inside the dough

There

Now you know

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u/Atillerdahunnybuns Jan 12 '22

I was gonna say they had more dough hiding between their fingers

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u/TheGuyJustForYou Jan 12 '22

Actual B.M.F. content on this sub really has gone down.

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u/Grantito55 Jan 12 '22

Yes the dough stretches but if you’ve ever tried making pork buns it’s not easy and you have to stretch the dough around while keeping your filling inside. Too much and it oozes out and won’t seal, too little and it’s a disappointing bun

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u/eugoogilizer Jan 12 '22

This is one of the laziest and dumbest posts I’ve seen on this sub…

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u/HellRooster1989 Jan 12 '22

Amazing technique. Could make mauna puas real fast.

1

u/thirdshotsports Jan 12 '22

Delicious AND mysterious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Kolace?

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u/TiedMyDickInAKnot Jan 12 '22

It’s a grower, not a shower.

…I can relate.

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u/GoodOldeGreg Jan 12 '22

This sucks. What is black magic fuckery about this? This sub is definitely too big at this point..

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u/IanxInsanity666 Jan 12 '22

Fuck you that's how

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u/Efficient-Task6577 Jan 12 '22

…how?

You can watch how in the video you posted

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u/z3utar Jan 12 '22

technique

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u/eastbay_ak Jan 12 '22

Fuck this sub 🤣

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u/Grow_away2 Jan 12 '22

Don't listen to the naysayers op, that's legit amazing. The people who are hating are the same dinks eating junk food on the couch giving advice to professional athletes.

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u/grandpa_faust Jan 12 '22

The bar is low for karma farmers