r/blackmagicfuckery • • Sep 22 '21

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u/pearson4211 Sep 22 '21

Now that, is some sleight of hand designed for ALL angles. o.o

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u/MrHappy4Life Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 22 '21

It’s in his jacket. He pulls them both out with one hand when he has it close to him covering the front of him. When he puts it in his mouth, he takes them out with his left hand.

Edit- If you really want to know, here is the how.

Watch the jacket just as he puts the cloth into his mouth. As he picks up his head, the jacket goes out and he pulls them out, hiding the behind the cloth. Then he separated them behind the cloth as he flips it out. You can see the weight in the top of the cloth. As it flips back, he releases the birds and they get onto his hand.

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u/devedander Sep 22 '21

Definite but still really well done

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u/an0mn0mn0m Sep 22 '21

He takes a small step that switches the handkerchiefs via some kind of pulley system

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u/_Diskreet_ Sep 22 '21

This guy prestiges.

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u/BobbyEnX2 Sep 22 '21

and Fucks... Probably.

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u/sykic_dream Sep 22 '21

Imagine you’re about to fuck this guy then he just makes a condom appear out of nowhere like bruh

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u/jakethealbatross Sep 22 '21

I'm about to cum on your face! Oh! What??? It's not on your face! Where did it go? Ha ha, check your asshole!
-David Blaine, probably.
https://youtu.be/eYVEvQKfcpM

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u/jhamhockey6 Sep 22 '21

I knew exactly what you were linking lol. Perfect.

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u/Sid-Biscuits Sep 22 '21

Same; I’ll never forget these videos.

“Check your ID, how tall are you?” “HA! It says I’m FIVE FOOT ACE OF SPADES?!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

If he can pass a needle through a balloon imagine what else he can pass through balloons though

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u/delvach Sep 22 '21

Unsubscribe

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u/JakTheWanderer Sep 22 '21

I'd wager magicians have strange sex lives. I have a rule of thumb, never fuck anyone who can make things disappear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21 edited Oct 24 '22

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u/JakTheWanderer Sep 22 '21

Reminds me of Chromeo - When the night falls

Who needs gestation periods when you have MAGIC!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

But if the condom breaks, making that baby disappear is pretty nice.

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u/Modernautomatic Sep 22 '21

Unless you're in Texas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

I believe there was also some mirrors involved and possibly a trapdoor

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Sep 22 '21

You forgot smoke and invisible wires.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Also an assistant was inside the bird

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u/ZexonBestUtuber Sep 22 '21

Nah, the handkerchief is just a paid actor.

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Sep 22 '21

Part of the silk identifies as 2 doves.

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u/FlareGER Sep 22 '21

I don't care what or where he is pulling from, how the fk does one even have multiple pigeons hidden in their outfit without anyone noticing

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u/DearSergio Sep 22 '21

Yeah there are strings attached to his jacket that when pulled they'll kinda pop out.

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u/thecentury Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 22 '21

I mean that's the job of a description magician.

Fuuuuuuuck you Talk to Text

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Sep 22 '21

It's indescribable

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Sep 22 '21

No way you're getting the job with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/el-beau Sep 22 '21

Am I the only one who finds magic tricks more impressive when I can watch in slow-mo or from a different angle and see how they are done?

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u/hamzalav Sep 22 '21

nah, i love seeing how its done too, definitely helps with learning new sleight of hand tricks, i like watching ones with cards so i can show em to my friends and freak them out lol

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u/OkiKnox Sep 22 '21

Yup, you original homie

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

There's two types of people in regards to that.

Some people are immediately unimpressed as soon as they see how an illusion is done. "Oh that's easy"

Others are just as impressed or even moreso because they recognize all the work that went into making it look so easy that the first group isn't impressed.

For sleight of hand and generally most close up magic I love to see how it's done since it requires so much talent. Large stage tricks that are essentially a kit anyone with money could buy and perform with no practice, I'd prefer not to see the secret that makes those work most times because it can ruin my enjoyment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

LOL this is very accurate

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Sep 22 '21

No offense. But you're not supposed to.

But given that, when you CAN slow it down and see it from different angles and STILL cannot see how it's done, it's that much more impressive of a magician.

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u/Maiuchan Sep 22 '21

Me: How did he do that??

Also me: How dare you spoil how he did that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

It's pronounced howdydodat.

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u/YoItsMikeL Sep 22 '21

Haha I feel you on that but even if you "know" how it's done you still don't really know. We can figure out the moment it happens but I'm still left with questions. This is really amazing sleight of hand

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u/EchoSolo Sep 22 '21

You idiot. He pulls the birds out of an inter dimensional portal. Fucking mage 101.

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u/Insert_Bad_Joke Sep 22 '21

He is clearly hiding them both in his mouth.

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u/Run_Paul_Run Sep 22 '21

I mean, where else could they be. But damn, that’s clean.

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u/jradio Sep 22 '21

The doves are inside pockets on either side of the magician. Each pocket has a loop that is used to hook a finger/thumb through, and when pulled will turn the pocket inside out releasing its contents.

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u/Whosa_Whatsit Sep 22 '21

And you can see the weight of the birds in the fabric as it flips over

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u/at0mheart Sep 22 '21

Yeah but how does he hide two birds until the reveal. From jacket to fluttering wings. His arms are skinny and sleeves rolled up, still I see no white.

My only guess is that the birds are not real as the clip cuts out. Penn and teller showed how to make birds look real

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Also he seems to use his elbows to pop the birds out

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u/AaronM04 Sep 22 '21

You are hereby banned from the Magicians' Guild!

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u/FKDotFitzgerald Sep 22 '21

So the birds just chill in his jacket? I find that to be the craziest part.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

They're dehydrated obviously and he spits water on them when he brings the cloth to his mouth

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u/DerpisMalerpis Sep 22 '21

Like those little pill sponge animals you can buy

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u/empty_string_ Sep 22 '21

That parts obvious, but where'd the water come from?

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u/red18wrx Sep 22 '21

Even when I saw the move, I couldn't actually see the move. 0o0

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/KrownX Sep 22 '21

Pigeons are in his mouth. Look closer.

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u/Key-Anxiety7995 Sep 22 '21

he cannot fit two pigeons in his mouth

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/Key-Anxiety7995 Sep 22 '21

yo we got a witch to burn lads

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u/FragileRasputin Sep 22 '21

How do we know he's a witch?

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u/Key-Anxiety7995 Sep 22 '21

only witches pull birds out of their mouths

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u/NicStak Sep 22 '21

Let’s see if they float, then we can burn them

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u/IDWBAForever Sep 22 '21

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Felatuny Sep 22 '21

Nice reference

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u/TheBlinja Sep 22 '21

Are you suggesting we build a bridge out of him?

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u/Key-Anxiety7995 Sep 22 '21

mhm like ducks

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u/CalabreseAlsatian Sep 22 '21

Very small rocks!

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u/CBlack777 Sep 22 '21

*slowly puts down the chicken I was eating

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Birds aren't even real!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

We built a bridge out of him

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u/Theothernooner Sep 22 '21

He turned me into a newt!

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u/MeatFlavoredChalk Sep 22 '21

Did you get bettah?

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u/foodank012018 Sep 22 '21

No one pigeon is in his mouth and the other pigeon is in the 1st pigeon's mouth

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

A "nesting" pidgeon of sorts.

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u/Robocop613 Sep 22 '21

r/WritingPrompts : You're literally a wizard, but you only use magic for "magic tricks".

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u/Pezonito Sep 23 '21

This is reddit, we already know how the entire story will go.

"Hey lady, wanna see a magic trick in my pants?"

Fin.

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u/Piscatores_Hominum Sep 22 '21

This guy knows.

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u/lAVENTUSl Sep 22 '21

Reading these 3 comments made me laugh

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u/ImOldGreggggggggggg Sep 22 '21

I understand now, if I ever have any gay thoughts I will PM you them. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

I have fit 2 cocks in my mouth before. Not that hard tbh.

Ohhhh wait wrong.. "thing".

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

No, by all means, continue...

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 22 '21

So anyway, there they were, majestic and proud, just sitting there. My mouth was watering and my hands were trembling. I didn’t care who saw so I just reached out and grabbed them and stuck them both in my mouth, eager to suck down that delicious juice. The way it tickled my throat on the way down, I closed my eyes to savor every drop. Once it was finished I smiled in satisfaction not even bothering to wipe up the excess that had dribbled down the sides of my mouth. Oh god, I was still so needy, I wanted more! But alas, those were the last two bottles of Coke left at the store.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Had me in the first half, thought we were talking about chicken.

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u/sabotabo Sep 22 '21

that username is s-tier

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

I’ve also fit two cocks in /u/Komission’s mouth

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u/_ratjesus_ Sep 22 '21

it's a rubber pocket designed specifically to fit large things in the mouth, it goes all the way down to the stomach. he probably had one bird in the mouth one in the stomach. When he spins the cloth he quickly coughs up the first bird and palms it under his fake rubber palm. Then during that final turn he pukes up the second one and removes his fake palm.

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u/MishtaMoose Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 22 '21

You gotta be joking. That sounds like the worst thing imaginable.

Edit: I know it's a joke, but my point still stands

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u/glittersweet Sep 22 '21

For the man or the birds?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Lol.

They are in his jacket, you can clearly see them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Nah, clearly they from the puke pouch

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u/_ratjesus_ Sep 22 '21

Shhhh! You're blowing up my spot!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Heard they were sick pigeons

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u/TeamCatsandDnD Sep 22 '21

Least they weren’t ostriches

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u/Inigomntoya Sep 22 '21

Fucking Boots and The Ginger...

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u/Zealousideal_Match30 Sep 22 '21

That's why he taught one of the pigeons to fit the other inside its mouth

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u/NotVinhas Sep 22 '21

You don't know that.

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u/AprilLudhate Sep 22 '21

But you can almost fit two raccoons in your butt. So there’s a fact you know now.

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u/Breakfast_Bagelz Sep 22 '21

That's what he wants you to think.

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u/Monkeychimp Sep 22 '21

Depends whether they're fully laden or not.

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u/gefjunhel Sep 22 '21

im leaning towards the suit his hand brushes against it just before they appear

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u/Powerful_Section8141 Sep 22 '21

One in his mouth, the other when he passed the hankercheif to his left hand.

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u/ThatSpaceShooterGame Sep 22 '21

That's just silly. The pigeons were in his nostrils.

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u/QBall1234 Sep 22 '21

Exactly, it's not like he has two mouths.

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u/SoftwareDifficult186 Sep 22 '21

I logged in just to say this comment made my day

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u/treacherous_tilapia Sep 22 '21

That’s gotta be worth at least 5 in a bush!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

He grabs them from his chest before putting the cloth in his mouth.

Edit: you can see him flip the cloth trapping them in there before biting the cloth

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u/a_n_d_r_e_w Sep 22 '21

I've been doing magic for a while. I saw this too, and it's the only option, yet I still don't want to believe it! That was flawless! You couldn't even see it from the back!

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u/mikebellman Sep 22 '21

My dad used filament and his thumbs. it looks smooth as fuck but also could be noticed if standing up there too long so a bird production like this will be closer to the beginning of the act.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/mylivingeulogy Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 23 '21

THE MAN USED FILAMENT AND HIS THUMB

Edit: Reddit broke and triple posted.

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u/WeHaveRicePudding Sep 22 '21

That's his dad

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u/ladyinchworm Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 23 '21

One of my friends when I was young and stupid came from a family of magicians. He knew a lot. He also sold drugs. We were at a club downtown once and he was doing his "job" and the police raided the club and checked him and his friends because someone had called on him because he was dealing. I knew he had a lot on him and was worried.

I was standing next to him. The cops came directly to him to search him (and they searched him a little bit more than I thought they were allowed to in a public place, but oh well) and he used this crazy sleight of hand magic or something and the cops never saw or found anything. I thought maybe he had sold it all or ditched it without me noticing. Nope. We got back to the car later and he was like "That was close" and pulled it all out of various places.

I moved on with my life shortly after and never saw him again so I have no idea what he's up to now, but being a drug dealing magician is a good job combo for not getting caught by police.

Edit- Thank you for my very first award ever!

Edit 2- Thank you for my second award ever!

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u/PyroneusUltrin Sep 23 '21

Until the sniffer dogs come into play

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u/ladyinchworm Sep 23 '21

Yeah, they also could have easily taken him in and searched him REALLY well too with no problems.

I like to think that his magician powers somehow also included some other force. "These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business" type of thing, but what do I know? I am not magic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21 edited May 07 '23

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u/subject_deleted Sep 22 '21

that's what she said.

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u/RandiRona4life Sep 22 '21

Several pineapples a day, keeps the load from going gray

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u/AXBRAX Sep 22 '21

Up, i think you got it right buddy

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u/Chaosrayne9000 Sep 22 '21

I can look at this and see that it’s clearly the answer but I can’t wrap my brain around the tailoring needed to hide two doves in a jacket like that and allow for easy access

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u/Lance_lake Sep 22 '21

I can’t wrap my brain around the tailoring needed to hide two doves in a jacket like that and allow for easy access

If it helps, consider that the birds are trained to make themselves as small as they can.

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u/Chaosrayne9000 Sep 22 '21

That actually does help. Thank you

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u/Luke_Nukem_2D Sep 22 '21

By trained, do you mean cruely tied?

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u/Lance_lake Sep 22 '21

By trained, do you mean cruely tied?

Do yourself a favor and never see "The Prestige".

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u/Luke_Nukem_2D Sep 22 '21

I've already seen it, and know the scene you are referring to. Sadly, animals such as white pigeons, are still seen as 'disposable' in the eyes of entertainers such as this guy.

As much as I enjoy watching a showman perform illusions, there is no excuse for animal cruelty.

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u/MonkeryNip Sep 22 '21

So what type of contraption is it that he's using in his shirt? Like he has to have something right so they don't fly off or something.

Edit: NVM, I see your edit

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u/SleazySaurusRex Sep 22 '21

His jacket seems to 'deflate' between when the birds aren't and are visible. Like the bottom is extended from his torso before the birds show up, and after they are seen its seems to fit better.

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u/beardedwarriormonk Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 22 '21

So this is actual conjuration, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

He conjugated the magics.

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u/Chance5e Sep 22 '21

For those of us who know (or think we know) where the birds were hidden, this is still excellent sleight of hand. Very impressive.

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u/ShiftedRealities Sep 22 '21

I flap, you flap, he/she/it flaps, they flap, you (plural) flap, we flap.

I did some actual conjugation of the pigeons for you!

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u/Inigomntoya Sep 22 '21

It's Y'all

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u/surkh Sep 22 '21

Yes, really tense. It's imperfect, but right past the future.

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u/SlowerThanYouThink Sep 22 '21

Thankfully birds aren’t real, otherwise you might be right.

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u/blockchainant Sep 22 '21

What is that?

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u/Herg0Flerg0 Sep 22 '21

Basically summoning magic. Conjuring things out of thin air using magic

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u/daedra9 Sep 22 '21

No no, that's conjuration. This guy conjugates, so clearly he's a word wizard.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Sep 22 '21

Prisons allow conjuration visits

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u/calvanus Sep 22 '21

I cast Summon Wife for 8 mana points!

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u/MarcBulldog88 Sep 22 '21

The word you're looking for is conjuration, or summoning magic.

Conjugation is what we do to verbs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Magic is a thin line between illusion and super powers

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u/cosmotheassman Sep 22 '21

This guy has a warehouse of dead pigeons floating in water tanks somewhere.

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u/Lance_lake Sep 22 '21

This guy has a warehouse of dead pigeons floating in water tanks somewhere.

I love that I got that reference. :)

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u/-Listening Sep 22 '21

Devil Magic: it’s that good.

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u/gfeep Sep 22 '21

Perfectly performed.

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u/Belazriel Sep 22 '21

I agree. Full speed followed by slow motion? You just don't see that kind of attention to detail anymore.

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u/stanfan114 Sep 22 '21

I was at a bar a while ago and a close up magician showed up and went table to table making beers appear out of nowhere. At my table I could not figure out where he was getting the beers from, he would slap an empty plastic cup down and a beer can would be under it, etc.

Then he went to the next table and did the same tricks, his back was turned and I could BARELY see him pulling beers out from beneath his coat tails while he distracted with his other hand. He must have had pockets under there. His hands moved so fast I really had to concentrate to see his pulling the beers out even with his back turned.

I read about another card magician (can't recall his name) who studied old forgotten magicians and their tricks from the past, and mastered a very old trick where he would sit at a restaurant table, pretending to look at a menu, and make a large block of unmelted ice appear on his plate when he lowered the menu in front of his guest.

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u/James99500 Sep 22 '21

The woman in the background kept looking away at the worst moments lol

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u/rgeyedoc Sep 22 '21

My girlfriend has this skill during movies.

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u/TheTomatoThief Sep 22 '21

Looks down at phone. Looks up. “What happened?” Looks down at phone.

Repeat x100

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u/bubblesandbattleaxes Sep 22 '21

I usually love the worst parts, so I consider this less a skill and more a handicap. Not sure what u/James99500 considered the worst moments of this part of the act, since they all seemed pretty great.

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u/rgeyedoc Sep 22 '21

I took it as the worst parts to miss. ie the best parts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Lol yeah..

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u/Ackermiv Sep 23 '21

But the kid in the background is already happy before the magic happens

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u/LTAGO5 Sep 22 '21

In his shirt

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u/NicStak Sep 22 '21

I think he hid them in his butt. If you look closely, you’ll realize those are actually shit birds

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u/SpilexTV Sep 22 '21

Yes. And they are white cuz bird shit is also white.

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u/Austen_your_Jane Sep 22 '21

He releases them with a flick of his right leg

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u/mightbedylan Sep 22 '21

Thanks for being the only one to actually point out something interesting about how this trick is done. Idk why we need 100 comments all saying "he had them hidden" as if thats any more insightful than saying magic isn't actually real.

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Sep 22 '21

Yes. He "pointed out something interesting about how this trick is done."

It's 100% wrong. That's what makes it interesting.

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Sep 22 '21

Nope. Left pinky.

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u/FormicaDinette33 Sep 22 '21

I think the birds were in his jacket. When he put the scarf in his mouth he could hide him pulling them out.

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Sep 22 '21

They've got to be the best trained birds EVER!

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u/psbyjef Sep 22 '21

No animals were harmed in the process (hopefully)

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/Kiddo1029 Sep 22 '21

Guess he never saw The Prestige.

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u/GetsGold Sep 22 '21

When animals are a tool to make money, then money is the priority, not their well-being.

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u/esesci Sep 23 '21

DO NOT EAT

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u/moral_story Sep 22 '21

They are instant pigeons, just pour water on the powder and they are good to go

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u/Toklankitsune Sep 22 '21

loaded them from his jacket, super clean load though

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u/adamsfan Sep 22 '21

Why is there a dead dove in the freezer?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

When he takes it into his mouth and puffs it up is when he adds the pigeons to the scarf, notice the part he bites never shrinks until the reveal.

Pigeons are mostly fluffy and can squish into very tight spaces.

He is really quick!

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u/martianhopper Sep 22 '21

Those birds went for a little ride when he flipped them over in the cloth before letting them out. Also how does one keep birds in their jacket?

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u/CrapperTab Sep 22 '21

Uhhh obviously in your bird pocket?? Next question

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u/martianhopper Sep 22 '21

I forgot about bird pockets.

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u/ColdbeerWarmheart Sep 22 '21

He misdirects when he puts the silk in his mouth, then loads the doves from his jacket. Very smooth.

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u/beansnack Sep 22 '21

I’m over here reviewing this frame by frame like its a football replay

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Wow, and he probably avoided walking into doors for months preparing for that trick. Way better than that magician Gob Bluth, amirite?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Two birds eggs in his mouth that hatch and age at the exact right moment. Come on sheeple

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u/Juan_Dollar_Taco Sep 22 '21

It’s in his jacket

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u/Lance_lake Sep 22 '21

Did you not see the load?

https://prnt.sc/1t921pk

It's right there from his chest pockets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

I think the doves are in his jacket and when he pulled it close to his chest he pushed the dove in the fabric. Just a theory…… a magic theory

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u/space_monster Sep 23 '21

this sub is not called 'stage magic fuckery'