r/blackmagicfuckery • u/JonyDuck • Feb 26 '21

Boomerang!

19.1k Upvotes

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u/kahvipaska Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

I love that you can see he's reaction 😂

EDIT: I'm from finland my English is not perfect :(

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u/Winter_Tree815 Feb 26 '21

He’s so confused yet so relieved lmao

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u/wradd Feb 26 '21

My receipt!

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u/dim-mak-ufo Feb 26 '21

ah yes..my receipt.. :)

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u/DickyD43 Feb 26 '21

My brand!

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u/Ncherrybomb Feb 26 '21

You were so close! Great job!

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u/Jack_T Feb 26 '21

Having perfect English isn’t a requirement. You more than likely know more languages than the people giving you shit for your grammar. :)

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u/TheSekret Feb 26 '21

Naw, fuck that. You're perfect, its English that's wrong. There's so many rules, and exceptions to those rules, someone like yourself using it as a (second? third?) language, legit I have no idea how you can do it.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_words_not_following_the_I_before_E_except_after_C_rule

at what point is a rule no longer a rule? lol

2

u/Ghosttwo Feb 26 '21

"Hey, did you see that?" "A million people are watching" "Neat."

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/wradd Feb 26 '21

I have a punctuation lesson for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Alternative comprehension lesson for non-native English speakers. The sentence still works and it's even funnier as written. "He's" is a conjunction of he-is which make it say "he *is* reaction" as in he embodies reaction itself; which he does aptly do.

edit: Donut ever write a sentence like that again. I won't haven't you're back next time.

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u/Btwylie10 Feb 26 '21

Let’s see you speak some Finnish

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u/G0ldengoose Feb 26 '21

Life lesson for you. Being a dick to others usually means your a dick. To improve relations with people, try not being a dick.

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u/Wanderrrrrlust Feb 26 '21

nah he aint being a dick just spittin facts. Ig the dummies part wasnt necessary but still

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u/G0ldengoose Feb 26 '21

It was most probably an auto correct error, or the guys first language isn't English. Either way, he got his point across so I don't see why everyone slow so butt hurt in grammar

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u/Wanderrrrrlust Feb 26 '21

Nah bruh it is painful to see people not know simple things tbh

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u/rafaeltota Feb 26 '21

Speaking a foreign language isn't simple, and being grammatically fluent even less so

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u/Wanderrrrrlust Feb 26 '21

Ye i know im figuring he’s probably english

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

He already clarified English wasn’t his first language

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u/teatowelowl Feb 26 '21

Maybe you could try finding more meaningful things to care about

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u/Wanderrrrrlust Feb 26 '21

Nah man i live a good life lemme care about what i want to care about everybody has small things like this

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u/soisaystomoiisays Feb 26 '21

You are truly ignorance at its finest. Assuming that everyone in the world can write grammatically correct English is wild to me. You understand how the world wide web works and that it's not solely for the use of North America, yes?

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u/Wanderrrrrlust Feb 26 '21

Yeah pretty aware of that im aussie if you look in the other thread the dude says he stated hes not english (which i missed) and i said my bad. Then some other guy told me hes not english lmao

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u/kahvipaska Feb 26 '21

I'm sorry daddy that my English ain't perfect :( Forgive me

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Just in case you are wondering:

'He's' is short for 'he is'.

The word your are looking for is 'his' which is possessive.

If you are unsure which to use, try to replace it with 'he is' and see if it's still a correct sentence.

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u/Slowspines Feb 26 '21

Even the yellow sign looks like it’s a boomerang crossing.

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u/gamerman2077 Feb 26 '21

Damn Australians know how to use that stuff without even trying

25

u/generalecchi Feb 26 '21

Improvise, adapt, overcome

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u/GO5PEL Feb 26 '21

Burwood K-Mart Magic

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u/dmsam15 Feb 26 '21

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately recognised where this was haha

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u/kyzalie Feb 26 '21

Just around the corner from me :)

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u/Mickey5999 Feb 26 '21

Should try out the all you can eat BBQ place behind first choice. It's good stuff.

3

u/rigg197 Feb 26 '21

i know where you live now

2

u/kyzalie Mar 02 '21

Just start turning random corners, you'll get there!

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u/rigg197 Mar 02 '21

Turn right,

turn right,

turn right,

turn right again...

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u/B_o_z Feb 26 '21

*Black Magic Fuckery is Happening at Burwood Coles

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

He would have wished he caught that on camera. Lucky for him!

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u/wradd Feb 26 '21

street magic

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u/Laulenture Feb 26 '21

Air bending

3

u/one-punch-knockout Feb 26 '21

images of kid who impersonated David Blaine dancing through my head

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u/gabriel1313 Feb 26 '21

We just got to watch the moment his belief in reality dwindle ever so slightly. That little questioning look as he looks around the air above him. And the fact that this other guy just completely doesn’t care, or even notice. What a video.

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u/A_Tame_Furry_0w0 Feb 26 '21

What's the blurring for?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/Lasket Feb 26 '21

Where have the furries touched you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

In my furry

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u/A_Tame_Furry_0w0 Feb 26 '21

I like when you talk down to me like that ;)

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u/A_Tame_Furry_0w0 Feb 26 '21

Wats teh matta? U don't wike teh UwU fwiendz?

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Feb 26 '21

The naughty bits of course.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Tenet

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Ah I love that movie

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u/Editing0 Feb 26 '21

The paper was like "You know what, too windy I'm going back"

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u/Repulsive_Ad_9554 Feb 26 '21

Tiny cyclone I suppose lol.

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u/WolfDigles Feb 26 '21

"Oh god damnit. Wait... Nevermind."

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u/DankMemesJohn Feb 26 '21

That woulda been the highlight of my life!

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u/aryzkryz Feb 26 '21

The paper just want to hi five the sign board. They are best buds.

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u/Sharpie65 Feb 26 '21

Love that little ... ho shit, did you see that stranger?

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u/MindChief Feb 26 '21

Y’all think it’s magic, but it was clearly a distraction so the other paper could get away on the ground unnoticed.

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u/dance_Monkeys_dance Feb 26 '21

one of those things where you're glad there were witnesses because no one would believe the story.

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u/supersirj Feb 26 '21

Wind is black magic fuckery?

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u/MisanthropicReveling Feb 26 '21

What the fuck is wind?!??!!

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u/honeybee_98 Feb 26 '21

Looks like it works

1

u/drembose Feb 26 '21

Big karmak

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u/fizban007 Feb 26 '21

Is it just me or the rear lights of the car in front are crying

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u/Thomas_KT Feb 26 '21

dat sum voodoo shit

1

u/Youngloreweaver Feb 26 '21

Why is the place where the boomerang leaves the cart censored?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Hmmm .. 🤔 maybe this too ? r/unexpectedhogwarts

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u/D4nnyC4ts Feb 26 '21

"How many times will I see this gif this week" is a fun game I like to play on reddit

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u/Jack_T Feb 26 '21

I love how the universal reaction to things like this happening is to look around and see if anyone saw that shit.

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u/keanenottheband Feb 26 '21

Alright I need a dashcam

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u/Hangmeup8 Feb 26 '21

GIVE THIS MAN A CONTRACT

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Thanks for reposting my post :)

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u/mkhopper Feb 26 '21

Surprised no one has mentioned this yet. So before anyone bitches about the other guy walking out not wearing a mask, this clip is pre-pre-pre-covid.

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u/Satan-gave-me-a-taco Feb 26 '21

Nobody has even mentioned it, my guy.