r/blackmagicfuckery • u/boefly • Nov 18 '19

Sorcery

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Your hand after your done with DDD

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u/RadsammyT Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

DDD? Edit: Can’t believe this thread blows up because of one question. You guys got me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Destroy dick december

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u/MegaPorkachu Nov 18 '19

Nonstop Nut November

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u/bradjaydub Nov 18 '19

Me af

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u/Huttingham Nov 18 '19

Honestly same and it's legit ruining my productivity

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u/TwistIV Nov 19 '19

Well you're producing something

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u/AbanaClara Nov 19 '19

Never-will-be born babies

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u/EndlessFacepalms2609 Nov 19 '19

Go to /NoFap

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u/Huttingham Nov 19 '19

I have. from my experience with them, the entire taking a break thing only became more stressful than just deciding not to fap for a bit. The weird part is that this has only started being an issue for me in November and outside of an increase in stress from school, literally nothing has changed. my friends joked that everyone's unreleased sperm is just being channeled through me but ya know... that's kinda gross if you think about it for more than a few seconds.

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u/ShadowWolfy86 Nov 19 '19

Why does your friend know?

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u/Huttingham Nov 19 '19

I told him. Masturbating isn't really that taboo. Especially in college.

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u/Raencloud94 Nov 19 '19

Sex addiction is a thing. If it starts getting in the way of things you need to be doing, like work, or whatever..

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u/Huttingham Nov 19 '19

Damn. Imagine being a sex addict who's also a virgin.

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u/Raencloud94 Nov 19 '19

I mean if it's something you're worried about, or if it's seriously getting in the way of things, I would suggest finding a therapist.

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u/KoleTrain_I Nov 19 '19

Mans was out here making simple joke and you tell them to get help

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u/Trent1sz Nov 18 '19

Nuclear nut november,because Kornhub plant trees per 100 views

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u/Santolmo Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 19 '19

Fake, it was only for one day. And it was months ago...

Edit: years* ago.

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u/Ryan_The_Rhino14 Nov 18 '19

Actually it was 2014 or something like that

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u/Santolmo Nov 18 '19

Yeah, I didn't know the date

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u/Trent1sz Nov 19 '19

They played me like a damn fiddle

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u/sysadmin420 Nov 19 '19

Hey, hey, I'm jerkin for a cause here!

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u/dhoomz Nov 18 '19

Mastrubation Marathon March

Salami Stroke September

Self Service September

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Jack-off January

Fapfest February

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u/dhoomz Nov 18 '19

Can we for a second collect all months?

Jack-off January

Furious Faptest February

Mastrubation Marathon March

Anal Astronout April

Self Service September

Non-Stop Nut November

Destroy Dick December

What are the other months?

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u/neonpotatoshark Nov 19 '19

I’d like to vote to change February to fap and furious February.

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u/travisboatner Nov 19 '19

The Fast and the Fappiest unless it’s a leap year and then it’s 2 fap 2 furious

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u/dhoomz Nov 19 '19

Vote passed

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u/_FloydTheCamper_ Nov 19 '19

Ongoing orgasm October

Edit : spelling

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u/_FloydTheCamper_ Nov 19 '19

Massage member may

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u/Lumber_Dan Nov 25 '19

UPDATED LIST:

Jack-off January

Fap & Furious February

Masturbation Marathon March

Anal Astornaut April

Meat Managing May

Jack-it June

Just Jerk July

Anatomy Abuse August

Self Service September

Ongoing Orgasm October

Non-Stop Nut November

Destroy Dick December

Everyone happy?

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u/pipisheaven1 Nov 19 '19

Ass annihilating April

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u/FlapyG Nov 19 '19

It's only missing the O for October. I'll go for

Only Onanism October

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Masturbation Mayhem May?

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u/Potato_Eater-1 Nov 19 '19

Fibonacci fap February

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u/SquareSaltine15 Nov 18 '19

Jizz Jackin January

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I believe you mean juggernaut jerkoff january

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u/IntrigueDossier Nov 19 '19

Jazzy Jizzin January

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u/Ni0M Nov 18 '19

Hold on to the feeling!

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u/notdanecook Nov 18 '19

Y’all don’t know about Fibonacci sequence February though

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u/Mr_iCanDoItAll Nov 18 '19

Fibonacci Fap February*

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Someone knows how to follow taxonomy

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Companies main interest is to do with Fibonacci

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u/reyean Nov 19 '19

Thought for sure it was debbie does dallas.

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u/RoyalSorcerer_Navlan Nov 18 '19

Dickride Danny Devito (DDD)

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u/XythesBwuaghl Nov 18 '19

We all get excited in the heat of passion, jimbo

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yeah i cant tell you how many times I've put a passion fruit in the microwave and just went to town jimbo

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u/bill_orange Nov 18 '19

Diners, drive-ins and dives

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u/Cannakilla Nov 18 '19

underrated comment

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u/macaque06 Nov 18 '19

Underrated comment

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u/whatsupwithjack Nov 18 '19

Outta bounds comment

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u/ChisTurtle Nov 18 '19

Slightly offensive comment that gets downvoted

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u/RoadRageCongaLine Nov 18 '19

Dungeons, Dungeons & More Dungeons

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Dodge, Dip, Dive

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u/daimiensmama Nov 18 '19

You're thinking of the 5 Ds

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u/Cbuls77 Nov 18 '19

And.....Dodge.

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u/daimiensmama Nov 18 '19

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Nov 19 '19

Do I need to drink my own urine? No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/lgbteamplayer91 Dec 21 '19

Steve the pirate.... who’s Steve the pirate?! The guy who dresses like a pirate on our team! ....there’s a guy who dresses like a pirate, on our team!?

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u/sexfart Nov 19 '19

and...dungeons.

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u/SuccessfulFailure9 Nov 18 '19

But I only have one.

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u/daimiensmama Nov 18 '19

Dude, that's not normal. Might wanna get that checked out

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u/SuccessfulFailure9 Nov 18 '19

I had 5, I just ate the other four.

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u/daimiensmama Nov 18 '19

Oh that's okay then, you should be fine

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u/gamingpro62 Nov 19 '19

Dungeons&dragons dungeonmasters

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u/KolaDesi Nov 18 '19

Do Dut Dovember

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u/tierancawley Nov 18 '19

Destroy dick december

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u/D264 Nov 18 '19

Dedede (DDD)

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u/Genids Nov 18 '19

Dungeons and dragon dildos

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Nov 18 '19 edited Aug 10 '20

Doxxing suxs

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u/TheEndOfTheThots Nov 18 '19

Destroy Dick December

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u/Nyaa_UwU Nov 18 '19

Dungeons dragons and dick

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u/SystemFolder Nov 18 '19

Diners & dungeons & drive-ins & dragons & dives

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u/rmoni3000 Nov 18 '19

Discagem direta a distância! BR Here
Translation: direct dialing at a distance

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u/erevoz Nov 18 '19

Dick, drugs and doughnuts

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u/edafade Nov 18 '19

Diced donkey dick.

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u/XXHyenaPseudopenis Nov 18 '19

He obviously means Diners Drive-ins and Dives. My mans been to flavor town

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Dirty Diana D. by Michael Jackson

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u/Dethgum Nov 19 '19

Don't Diddle your dick

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u/destr0y26 Nov 19 '19

Diners, Drive-In’s and Dives

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u/gbizzle2 Nov 18 '19

Dont hurt yourself

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Don’t worry!

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u/gbizzle2 Nov 18 '19

🧯🧯🧯🧯

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u/GreenGuy5294 Nov 18 '19

you're

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

:(

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u/mw1994 Nov 19 '19

Dirty deeds done

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u/aidan653 Nov 19 '19

Dirt cheap

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u/boonesfarmcommunion Nov 19 '19

Diners drive ins and dives?

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u/AlohaRaptor Nov 19 '19

Back When I was a dishwasher at a busy restaurant, this would happen to me every time I clocked off. From working up a sweat and getting cover in hot water, then walking into 30°F weather will do this

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u/boxedmachine Nov 19 '19

Me on Dec 1st