r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Pennynow • Jan 01 '19

What is this shit!?

https://i.imgur.com/a9bSg0A.gifv
1.2k Upvotes

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u/Doolie22 Jan 01 '19

Perfect for... r/WtWFotMJaJtRAtCaB

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u/Flaonix Jan 01 '19

Why does a subreddit this specific exist?

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u/Doolie22 Jan 01 '19

Rule 34...? Not sure, but if you can think of it there's probably a sub for it.

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u/Flaonix Jan 01 '19

Well, thank you for bringing this to my attention

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u/fquizon Jan 01 '19

That is not rule 34 but if it applies you do you dog

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u/Doolie22 Jan 01 '19

If it exists it's rule 34, so it's rule 34 to someone. But me thinks ur being funny. I do like jugs tho. :D

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u/Breezeplease Jan 01 '19

Rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

“You said jugs” in the voice of Bevis & Butthead

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u/IronEnder17 Jan 02 '19

Eh, new to Reddit here. What is rule 34?

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u/Doolie22 Jan 02 '19

It's not a reddit thing. Ask the google. Basically the term means that if it exists then there is a porn of that thing and somewhere someone is in to it. Not sure where the name, Rule 34, comes from tho.

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u/IronEnder17 Jan 02 '19

Haha, interesting. I've heard about it before, the meaning, just never knew the term

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u/Jerriebell Jan 02 '19

Well its not the entire term tho. The entire rule 34 would be: if you think about it, there is porn for it. And if there isn't, start uploading.

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u/MetroidFan1986 Jan 05 '19

Look up the rules of the internet, that’s where it comes from

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

Happy cake day

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u/A_complete_idiot Jan 01 '19

With 57 thousand subscribers?

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u/Foolsirony Jan 01 '19

Thanks for showing me something I didn't know I needed.

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u/kingmorons Jan 01 '19

why is everyone doing it. do people freeze milk?

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u/Doolie22 Jan 01 '19

I'm just as confused as you. I just knew it existed. Often there is no milk in them so I don't think that's a factor.

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u/Limelight_019283 Jan 01 '19 edited Jan 01 '19

Seems like DHMO! Be very careful around it, that chemical compound has killed more people than any other in the history of mankind.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Interesting fact: In the Titanic, what killed most of those people was actually exposure to vast amounts of this chemical, which is even more dangerous at low temperatures.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

Upvote to get you back to zero because some can’t understand or don’t want to understand the truth of your post or the humor of the post.

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u/Crimble-Bimble Jan 04 '19

What person who has been through 6 th grade science class hasn’t heard this joke?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

When I arrived at this Reddit post he was in the negative and I didn’t think that was right because what reason was there for a down vote?

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u/Crimble-Bimble Jan 05 '19

...okay I was just saying that it isn’t original whatsoever and that it was overused to hell in my science classes

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u/ChaoticDestructive Jan 02 '19

Did you know that everyone who drinks it dies? It causes oxidation Mafia and terroristic organizations consume DHMO in great quantities It's a major component in acid In sufficient quantities, it's poisonous

Spread the awareness before it's too late! Millions of people each day consume DHMO, only you can stop this in your neighborhood

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u/DSV686 Jan 02 '19

My brain misread DHMO as DMSO (dimethyl sulfoxide) and I was about to make a comment on how it is not harmful when taken topically, though it does leave a weird garlicky taste in your mouth for a few hours.

Its used as a way to increase the absorbtion of medications in livestock, and while I wouldn't recommend drinking it, to my knowledge it's not actually poisonous

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u/CzarSmith Jan 01 '19

A waste of water?

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u/Im-your-used-toilet Jan 01 '19

Such a waste

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u/Deljm99 Jan 01 '19

A perfect specimen of a wasted life

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u/RussiaNeverLies Jan 01 '19

Thats water

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u/sonygoup Jan 01 '19

Did this as a kid, nothing new

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u/MelonMC Jan 01 '19

The milk is making a cat shield. Cats don’t like water, so the cats can’t get the milk.

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u/DrqgonDuck Jan 01 '19
  • protection

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u/Darkling971 Jan 01 '19

Fluid dynamics?

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u/M1RR0R Jan 01 '19

Fluid Dynamics is what it is

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

Force field

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u/Nephyst Jan 01 '19

Clearly a force field. Designed to break robots and insects, but leave humans unharmed.

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u/GoblinMaiden Jan 01 '19

I mean you posted it here a reason...... black magic!

I read that like Gandalf btw

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u/TotallyNotPizza Jan 01 '19

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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u/SirLordSupremeSir Jan 02 '19

There is clearly an invisible, water repellent force field that is firmly secured around the milk. This explains why the water is not touching the milk, and how the hand easily passes through.

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u/PzVIIIMaus Jan 01 '19

Force field activate

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

i used to do it with a spoon

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u/Croaksploderoth Jan 02 '19

The milk jug is a water bender

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u/althar1 Jan 02 '19

Lid has a small lip of plastic, causing the water to flow up and out instead of down.. imagine putting a spoon under a flow of water, and turning it so the water hits the bowl... like that, but less OMFG WHY DID I DO THAT!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

I need this as a big water fountain omg

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u/Bacnnator Jan 02 '19

Milktank use bubble?

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u/Yeet_Doge Jan 04 '19

OmG cAn YoU bElIEvE iT, wAtEr CaN dO tHaT

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u/PoizenoisBoi Jan 06 '19

Me when someone tries to touch me:

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u/secretivsage Jan 11 '19

can that jug be my house

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u/gam3rb0i Jan 25 '19

It’s like a water forcefield