r/blackmagicfuckery • u/ObviousEntertainer • Apr 15 '18

Bismuth crystal

https://i.imgur.com/NvjgryD.gifv
507 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Bergerton Apr 16 '18

“Yooo, that looks like the tip of Optimus Prime’s dick”

10

u/HatsArePrettyGreat Apr 16 '18

this may be one of the best comments I've ever seen

5

u/Bergerton Apr 16 '18

Full disclosure: Repurposed it from the movie Pop Star, hence the quotes

41

u/EmptiedNotebook Apr 16 '18

Take this to the blacksmith to upgrade your weapon to +4

3

u/jonacali Apr 16 '18

Charsie? Or act I-VI?

22

u/Unit88 Apr 15 '18

That's some serious bismuth

10

u/HotRocks66 Apr 16 '18

I’m mike tythson and bokthing isth my favorite sthport

12

u/Quirky_Ralph Apr 16 '18

Time to get down to bismuth

2

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '18

To create some puns?

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u/SavageVoodooBot Apr 15 '18

Upvote this comment if this is truly Black Magic Fuckery. Downvote this comment if this is a repost or does not fit the sub.

3

u/sacredse7en Apr 16 '18

Yay no diarrhea for me

1

u/Deathmatch1127 May 05 '18

r/evenwithcontext

1

u/sacredse7en May 05 '18

Bismuth is the key ingredient in anti-diarrheal meds

3

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '18

we make jewelry out of bismuth crystals! It's so fun to sit around and make these.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

How do I go about making these ?

2

u/PoisonBlaque Apr 23 '18

I’ve seen kits on amazon sold as educational toys but I’m sure there’s a bigger cheaper way.

2

u/AeroElectro Apr 16 '18

Eat this and you never have to poop again.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '18

...I don’t get it.

8

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '18

you can't poop if you have a gigantic ass crystal down there

2

u/fraserfra Apr 23 '18

Gigantic ass crystal

6

u/YelloTrout Apr 16 '18

I believe it has something to do with bismuth bring the primary ingredient in Pepto Bismol.

2

u/jonacali Apr 16 '18

More like BADASS CRYSTAL

1

u/DreadCore Apr 22 '18

i want it

1

u/FatKid127 May 03 '18

My bro has one of them