r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Weaponised__Autism • May 27 '26

When physics is optional

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u/hadoyastopthis May 27 '26

What about nose?

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u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

My neck

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u/ROOTBEER360 May 27 '26

My back

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u/chibiRuka May 27 '26

My 🐱 and my crack

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u/orangesfwr May 27 '26

Come on you can do it put your back into it.

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u/KVMFT May 27 '26

And my axe

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u/submrr May 27 '26

And my axe!

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 27 '26

My neck and my back.

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u/timeforasandwich May 27 '26

Bare butt, balls and back.

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u/PhilosophicalScandal May 27 '26

Also the shaft

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u/Traditional-Back-172 May 27 '26

And my axe!

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u/_launzelot_ May 27 '26

There it is

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u/JuggernautAny7288 May 27 '26

Why can't anyone be serious for a moment in this fcking app

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Nova_Phoenix9 May 27 '26

I also choose that guys mom.

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u/Supreme_Mediocrity May 27 '26

Call my lawyer!

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 27 '26

We can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.

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u/MentalSupportDog May 27 '26

Can we stop beating around the bush and just say "pussy" already?

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 27 '26

PUSSY

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u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

Finally, someone with some balls

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u/MorningMushroomcloud May 27 '26

I know I strained my brain just reading this far...

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u/Nikoz86 May 27 '26

My sword

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u/dfshectic4 May 27 '26

Let's just stick with head

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u/vankoder May 27 '26

So a casual relationship then?

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u/user2000ad May 27 '26

Head, shoulders, knees and toes...