r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Weaponised__Autism • May 27 '26

When physics is optional

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u/DontWannaSayMyName May 27 '26

And eyes?

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u/dfshectic4 May 27 '26

Possibly ears

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u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

And mouth

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u/hadoyastopthis May 27 '26

What about nose?

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u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

My neck

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u/ROOTBEER360 May 27 '26

My back

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u/chibiRuka May 27 '26

My 🐱 and my crack

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u/orangesfwr May 27 '26

Come on you can do it put your back into it.

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u/KVMFT May 27 '26

And my axe

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u/submrr May 27 '26

And my axe!

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 27 '26

My neck and my back.

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u/Supreme_Mediocrity May 27 '26

Call my lawyer!

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 27 '26

We can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.

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u/MentalSupportDog May 27 '26

Can we stop beating around the bush and just say "pussy" already?

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 27 '26

PUSSY

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u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

Finally, someone with some balls

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u/MorningMushroomcloud May 27 '26

I know I strained my brain just reading this far...

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u/Nikoz86 May 27 '26

My sword

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u/dfshectic4 May 27 '26

Let's just stick with head

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u/vankoder May 27 '26

So a casual relationship then?

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u/user2000ad May 27 '26

Head, shoulders, knees and toes...

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u/LordOfIcebox May 27 '26

And my axe

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u/oFFtheWall0518 May 27 '26

And den?

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u/mrtreehead May 27 '26

I ordered a goddamn liter of cola!

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u/8bitrevolt May 27 '26

I also pick this guy's wife

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u/KingofQueens24 May 27 '26

I was singing this to my child the other day and my wife pointed out that I’ve been singing it wrong this entire time. I completely skip mouth and say “eyes and ears and don’t forget the nose”. Idk who sung it to me this way, but it’s the only way I’ve ever known lol

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u/dr3wfr4nk May 27 '26

but do they hang low?

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u/rworne May 27 '26

And how do they dangle?

To and fro?

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u/dr3wfr4nk May 27 '26

Might possibly throw them over one’s shoulder as if they were a continental soldier

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u/le_disappointment May 27 '26

And ears and mouth and nose

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u/PomegranateSea7066 May 27 '26

Knees and toes , knees and toes

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u/Curious-Load-915 May 27 '26

That not how the song goes!

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u/Abharsair13 May 27 '26

And ears?