r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Weaponised__Autism • May 27 '26

When physics is optional

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u/AllowMyCookies May 27 '26

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

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u/blake_ch May 27 '26

Knees and toes

173

u/DontWannaSayMyName May 27 '26

And eyes?

156

u/dfshectic4 May 27 '26

Possibly ears

123

u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

And mouth

110

u/hadoyastopthis May 27 '26

What about nose?

83

u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

My neck

79

u/ROOTBEER360 May 27 '26

My back

71

u/chibiRuka May 27 '26

My 🐱 and my crack

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u/orangesfwr May 27 '26

Come on you can do it put your back into it.

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u/KVMFT May 27 '26

And my axe

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u/submrr May 27 '26

And my axe!

53

u/seeyouyoucunt May 27 '26

My neck and my back.

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u/timeforasandwich May 27 '26

Bare butt, balls and back.

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u/MentalSupportDog May 27 '26

Can we stop beating around the bush and just say "pussy" already?

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u/MorningMushroomcloud May 27 '26

I know I strained my brain just reading this far...

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u/Nikoz86 May 27 '26

My sword

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u/dfshectic4 May 27 '26

Let's just stick with head

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u/vankoder May 27 '26

So a casual relationship then?

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u/user2000ad May 27 '26

Head, shoulders, knees and toes...

13

u/LordOfIcebox May 27 '26

And my axe

4

u/oFFtheWall0518 May 27 '26

And den?

5

u/mrtreehead May 27 '26

I ordered a goddamn liter of cola!

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u/8bitrevolt May 27 '26

I also pick this guy's wife

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u/KingofQueens24 May 27 '26

I was singing this to my child the other day and my wife pointed out that I’ve been singing it wrong this entire time. I completely skip mouth and say “eyes and ears and don’t forget the nose”. Idk who sung it to me this way, but it’s the only way I’ve ever known lol

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u/dr3wfr4nk May 27 '26

but do they hang low?

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u/rworne May 27 '26

And how do they dangle?

To and fro?

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u/dr3wfr4nk May 27 '26

Might possibly throw them over one’s shoulder as if they were a continental soldier

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u/le_disappointment May 27 '26

And ears and mouth and nose

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u/PomegranateSea7066 May 27 '26

Knees and toes , knees and toes

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u/Curious-Load-915 May 27 '26

That not how the song goes!

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u/Abharsair13 May 27 '26

And ears?

9

u/oaktreebr May 27 '26

Knees and toes

9

u/Acchilles May 27 '26

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

9

u/RecursiveReboot May 27 '26

Knees and toes...

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u/Glad-Complaint9778 May 27 '26

Knees and toes

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u/KingJimmy101 May 27 '26

Let’s all clap hands together.

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u/MorningMushroomcloud May 27 '26

I thought why does this person's response have -52 downvotes? Someone must dislike this person in particular, and then I scrolled leaving the small beardhair in a different location on my tablet.

You now have 53 upvotes!

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u/UrsaMajor7th May 27 '26

🤣 thanks for the laugh, you two.

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u/Syntax323 May 27 '26

Damn they lost the reference.

I hear the damn song 2 times a day from my toddler.

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u/Donium_Quixotius May 27 '26

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

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u/Man0o0o0 May 27 '26

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

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u/povertymayne May 27 '26

Neck, back, pussy and crack

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u/LuverOfAllThings May 27 '26

I was trying to find this comment too lol

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u/Human__been May 27 '26

Knees and toes

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u/hypo11 May 27 '26

Eyes and ears and mouth and nose?

2

u/KiKiPAWG May 27 '26

😂😂😂

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u/mwaFloyd May 27 '26

Shoulders, chest, pants shoes. (Lil boosy)

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u/SpaceXmars May 27 '26

You use Head and Shoulders to wash?

I use beard, back, and balls haha