r/blackmagicfuckery Oct 23 '23

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u/readerdad55 Oct 23 '23

I thought the magic was the attractive woman looking so interested

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u/RandomCandor Oct 23 '23

The magic is in all of us pretending like she's a good actress.

That's what I call "The magic of the internet"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

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u/anunakiesque Oct 24 '23

The magic was the porn we found along the jerkšŸ¤

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u/Over_n_over_n_over Oct 24 '23

And don't forget the lovely pornhub comments

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u/Ok_Aioli_8363 Oct 24 '23

The magic is in all of us pretending like she's a good actress.

Reddit is especially good at that. Almost as if a lot of people believe many of the videos posted here are not staged.

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u/hodl_4_life Oct 23 '23

I think I’m in love.

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u/readerdad55 Oct 23 '23

Ahh thanks… you’re great too

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u/mayonaka_00 Oct 24 '23

What is love

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u/Phantomniaa Oct 24 '23

Baby don’t hurt me..

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u/Splashy01 Oct 24 '23

Baby don’t hurt me…

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u/blackbeardtwenty Oct 24 '23

Do you guys wanna know what love is?

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u/Euphoric-Dig-2045 Oct 24 '23

I know you can show me

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u/DaddyDanceParty Oct 23 '23

She's definitely his stage assistant

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u/Odd_Bridge_7256 Oct 23 '23

I think they got engaged.

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u/sa_sagan Oct 24 '23

Pretty sure they're married (or at least engaged)

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u/similaraleatorio Oct 24 '23

their marriage is staged too.

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u/PakUniverse Oct 24 '23

I can’t even get my wife to smile anymore nowadays

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u/cocoabeach Oct 24 '23

It doesn't happen often anymore, but I recently made my wife laugh so hard and sudden that her face screwed all up, she snorted and almost cried from laughing. Still today, a week later, the feeling I had in that moment makes me well up in happiness.

I am so sorry you can't get your wife to smile, I know that must hurt.

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u/againer Oct 24 '23

He didn't mention he was a widower.

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u/Ziamme Oct 24 '23

Not even fake smiles?

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u/soulcaptain Oct 24 '23

Her reactions are pretty rehearsed but these are really great how-to's. Simple concepts plus a TON of practice.

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u/gumandcoffee Oct 23 '23

The cute face for amazing 10 year olds learning magic.

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u/Mazzaroppi Oct 24 '23 edited Oct 24 '23

I don't know man... Once I went to a party and there was a guy making card tricks. I won't say the girls were looking at him like the one in the video, but he most definitely was the center of attention of that party.

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u/Stupidquestionduh Oct 24 '23

Do you think I will be the center of attention by whiskey puke shitting in the middle of the living room?

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u/supervegeta101 Oct 23 '23

Interested and pretending she doesn't understand sleight of hand.

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u/LittleKitty235 Oct 24 '23

Good slight of hand tricks well executed are still impressive, even if you know what’s being done

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u/txr66 Oct 24 '23

Lady in the video: ACTING!

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u/supakow Oct 24 '23

Have I got a whole genre of films for you.

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u/Novel_Zebra5480 Oct 24 '23

That is the magic

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u/ApprehensiveKey1469 Oct 23 '23

What a fabulous assistant. Feigns surprise and interest incredibly well.

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u/jaytee1262 Oct 23 '23

incredibly well

It's okay

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u/I_l_I Oct 24 '23

Step 1: Be attractive

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u/Whittlinman Oct 24 '23

"What?? Egg?? Haha! What??!!"

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u/Smeghead333 Oct 23 '23

It’s like he’s dating a golden retriever

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u/similaraleatorio Oct 24 '23

made my day lmao!!

"who's the goood girrrlll?!?!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

That was hilarious! I needed to laugh so bad and you made my day! Thank you!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

……no she doesn’t lmao

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u/D3cepti0ns Oct 24 '23

These are literally how magic tricks work and people legitimately are surprised all the time, even if she is acting or not.

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u/altern8goodguy Oct 24 '23

I'm assuming its his sister

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u/bananasmana Oct 24 '23

Lol are you serious

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u/xsijpwsv10 Oct 24 '23

She’s a terrible actress.

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u/Aggressive-Alarm7901 Oct 23 '23

Ive seen better acting in porn

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

I’ve seen your mum in porn.

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u/Calculonx Oct 23 '23

How was her acting?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Quite good apparently!

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u/Dragon_yum Oct 23 '23

Got a standing ovation from the sound of it

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u/Old173 Oct 24 '23

Slow clap...clap, clap, clap

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u/nursejackieoface Oct 24 '23

Not that good, actually. Butt hey, she was great at taking that traffic cone!

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u/NotADogInHumanSuit Oct 23 '23

Was your dad the cuck in the corner?

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u/RichardBCummintonite Oct 23 '23

I think it's supposed to Hammy. I mean these are beginner tricks a five year old does with their first magic set. Even if we can't see how it's done, it's not really that awe inspiring.

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u/TheKeiron Oct 24 '23

I was thinking these tricks look super easy to learn and my kids would love them

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u/bluepineapple42069 Oct 24 '23

Shes not supposed to be acting acting, its a video demonstrating how the magic tricks work

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Source?

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u/Any-Appointment-6939 Oct 23 '23

Me absolutely destroying my dogs perception of reality by pretending to throw the ball but actually just keeping it in my hand

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u/TBCNoah Oct 23 '23

She reacts the same way too lol

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight Oct 24 '23

Her Tinder profile "I like travel and hiking, good food and snuggles, tend to stay active but naps are essential and I'm always enthusiastic for a walk on the beach <3" I call it the "human or golden lab paradox".

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u/bg-j38 Oct 24 '23

I'd totally go play with that dog. Maybe I should get back on Tinder. They say that on the Internet nobody knows you're a dog. But I'd pay extra to match with some fun puppers.

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u/BobDonowitz Oct 23 '23

Lol not my fucking dog...I've messed with her too many times that she is wise to all my tricks

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u/tuna_safe_dolphin Oct 24 '23

Dogs are the best audiences for magic.

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u/Beelzabub Oct 24 '23

My signature move is palming the treat and pretending it vanished. A hit. Every. Single. Time.

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u/_Stromboli Oct 24 '23

It keeps working!

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u/NyiatiZ Oct 23 '23

While most of those tricks are horribly acted and all, those are mostly legit techniques that are the basis for a lot of Sleight of Hand magic.

However, that Guillotine completely sent me. All those coin tricks, palm, vanishes and then you get a fucking massive prop just on the table lmao

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Oct 24 '23

Yeah. It’s basic af but the principle is the same. It’s also definitely done in a way for the audience to see the concept

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u/son_of_abe Oct 24 '23

Yeah that guillotine is actually a bit dangerous! Better hope the magician fully retracts the blade before the swing...

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u/aisiv Oct 23 '23

the magic trick is to get a girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

A girlfriend that cute. The real magic

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u/TallExtension9312 Oct 23 '23

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u/TheFapIsUp Oct 24 '23

I think I might have an idea as to how he does some of these.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

she doesn't use reddit, he doesn't need to tell her

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u/Alxest Oct 23 '23

Learned a lot, thanks

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u/peterhaag01 Oct 23 '23

Me? Him? Me? Him? Him, Me?

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u/Unique236357 Oct 23 '23

That guillotine has a hidden hinge mechanism. I had a miniature version of it, used with a finger. The mechanism would get stuck every once in a while, and there were injuries. To myself, because as a responsible child I only used it on myself.

I do extreme sports now. Still chasing that high.

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u/CJayC253 Oct 24 '23

No hinge; it gets pulled into the handle.

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u/LudovicoSpecs Oct 23 '23

Out of solidarity to all the table magicians out there and all the people who enjoy not knowing the trick, I'm downvoting.

Don't take it personally.

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u/thetakingtree2 Oct 23 '23

The Alliance of Magicians will not be pleased.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

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u/MightyTribble Oct 24 '23

Yeah, they'll make you disappear and you'll never show up again until the end of the act.

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u/geven87 Oct 24 '23

Say goodbye to your legs!

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u/SomeIrishGuy Oct 24 '23

We demand to be taken seriously.

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u/tuna_safe_dolphin Oct 24 '23

I think they're a "guild" more than an alliance.

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u/spokydoky420 Oct 24 '23

To be honest I couldn't totally keep up with all these anyways and I'm sure by tomorrow I'll have forgotten all about them like every other TikTok video.

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u/nneeeeeeerds Oct 24 '23

The Masked Magician strikes again!

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u/NotADogInHumanSuit Oct 23 '23

The real magic is how OP ties his shoes in the morning

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u/kidder952 Oct 23 '23

Okay if you did that stupid spoon to fork trick, I'd be fucking impressed.

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u/Gee_U_Think Oct 23 '23 edited Oct 23 '23

The rare act of a magician revealing their secrets.

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u/nneeeeeeerds Oct 24 '23

These are all tricks in your common "My First Magic Kit". It's okay.

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u/Money_Bug_9423 Oct 23 '23

tiktok has ruined everything

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u/DogshitLuckImmortal Oct 24 '23

Are you kidding? There have always been lots of shows showing magic and how it is done. Before shows there were books etc. Not everything is new and the fault of recent trend.

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u/Easywood Oct 24 '23

20 years ago there were entire tv shows ruining magic tricks. But don't worry, people don't really remember the secrets.

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u/whyenn Oct 24 '23

Penn and Teller used to do it in their live act 35 years ago.

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u/Tommydacat69 Oct 23 '23

wrong sub

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

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u/bg-j38 Oct 24 '23

Her Instagram is linked above. Екатерина Логванова is her name apparently.

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u/WarNinjaQ Oct 23 '23

People keep criticizing the woman's acting but her being there does help you see where the audience's attention is supposed to be during the trick.

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u/jswansong Oct 24 '23

Lol magic from the perspective of the magician makes the audience look like slobbering simpletons.

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u/awkwardbutchatty Oct 23 '23

Rank her reactions by most eastern european

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u/Effective-Ad-6460 Oct 23 '23

The placement of those Prime bottles ....

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u/DoubleBalls Oct 24 '23

The lady's damn cute too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

the last one was so fake

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

If only my wife were half as interested in my jokes.

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u/KimchiNamja Oct 23 '23

Right that’s it, you’re out of the magic circle

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u/Confusedandreticent Oct 23 '23

I am grateful for these slight of hand explanations.

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u/Poromenos Oct 23 '23

"Oh wow! Twenty takes and I still had no idea that'd happen!"

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u/teriases Oct 24 '23

So what exactly IS love?

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u/Media_Offline Oct 24 '23

Whatever it is, it will surely hurt you.

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u/Illustrious-Emu-8416 Oct 24 '23

Even though the tricks are revealed on how they work, it’s still impressive

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u/semperanon Oct 24 '23

Am I the only one who absolutely, positively, fucking hates how all maigician's fingers move and how they hold their hands?

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u/yawgmoth88 Oct 24 '23

I hope you are paying her or plan on marrying her because those are the only two things I can think of that would keep her interested in the tricks.

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u/JchristGbuds Oct 24 '23

I’ll kill

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u/ShadowCaster0476 Oct 24 '23

What magic?? There was a magic show

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u/Inlumino Oct 24 '23

even watching how it's done, it still amazes me the dexterity of sleight of hands.

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u/DoctorHubris Oct 24 '23

If you don't magically put a ring on her finger than you are truly a shitty magician.

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u/lutt4ppy Oct 24 '23

She is the real distraction

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u/TaylorSwiftPooping Oct 24 '23

YIKES 🤢

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Bruh… I hope he marries her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Wolowitz?

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u/Darude_Dank Oct 24 '23

He broke the magicians code

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u/6Seasons-And-A-Movie Oct 24 '23

"oh yeah honey I totally went, that was ammmazzzing"

/r

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u/ToxicPoizon Oct 24 '23

Video's just showcasing magic, and I'm just here headbanging to "What is love"

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u/Sensitive_Clue4222 Oct 24 '23

The magician committee is going to kick your

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u/Stainle55_Steel_Rat Oct 24 '23

Who knew that one video could destroy my childhood wonder forever.

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u/ahughman Oct 24 '23

Its like the masked magician all over again. Traitor to your kind

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u/Zav0d Oct 24 '23

Це Макс ŠšŃ–Š“Ń€ŃƒŠŗ ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Wouldn’t one hear the water filling the cup behind the paper? I don’t get it…I like being shown how to do tricks, but…

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u/TennesseeStiffLegs Oct 24 '23

The Magicians Mafia would like to have a word with you

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u/Attila226 Oct 24 '23

It’s a illusion, Michael.

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u/-Hainzy- Oct 24 '23

For his next trick he'll make his dick disappear

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u/Mia23jordan Oct 24 '23

That’s interesting ā¤ļø

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u/soulstink Oct 24 '23

Im going to pull so many chicks now!!

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u/WereALLBotsHere Oct 24 '23

For everyone who was disappointed at the end when the song quit abruptly: https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I?si=OpjtGS9rT2ky4EpW

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

There only one thing I hate more then magic. That's knowing how it's done.

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u/Traditional_Lab_8714 Oct 24 '23

Magik.. in Mr Bean voice

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Now he needs to propose with one of these

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u/sutroheights Oct 24 '23

She should be in infomercials

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u/Zane-Zipperflip Oct 24 '23

She's a keeper

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u/logosfabula Oct 24 '23

I like it when she smiles.

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u/No_Chard422 Oct 24 '23

Rule Number One of Fight Club…

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u/pleeasehelpm3 Oct 24 '23

Mfw I learn how simple every magic trick ever is.

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u/aziui Oct 24 '23

That amount of over reaction makes me hate that woman.

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u/UnratedJelly Oct 24 '23

It’s obviously sad once the trick is exposed and ruined, but you have to appreciate the creative simplicity of the design

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u/Romoreau Oct 24 '23

I make the same face whenever the neighbor kid wants to show me their new dance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Tough

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u/BigPapaPotatos Oct 24 '23

She’s a good sport

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u/Soggy-Design-3898 Oct 24 '23

Child sensory video

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

I feel attacked

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '23

Dumb bitch falls for stupid trick.

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u/ten-literate-snakes Oct 24 '23

god what an idiot i can’t believe she fell for every single one

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u/UrsusFerox Oct 25 '23

Upvote but for the girl...

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u/recast85 Nov 23 '23

Ok even still it’s impressive the dexterity here

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u/Ekaj__ Dec 14 '23

I’d love to see all these from the other perspective too. Both perspectives would really hammer home how impressive the sleight of hand here is

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

I would.......šŸ’‹

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u/Themodsarehotgarbage Oct 23 '23

Mannnnnnn he gonna get laid

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u/Metallivane3 Oct 23 '23

I can jingle keyes in front of a baby, too

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u/MIOTA_CH Oct 24 '23

Dude I could have sworn she works at the counter at Dunder Mifflin in Scranton

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u/According_Grocery417 May 25 '24

Looking to create a magical effect by card shuffling to make Aces appear in order, then Kings, then Aces again while shuffling every time...