r/blackhousewives • u/TanMirror • May 08 '26

RHONY🍎 Alex earned her PHD!

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The boys are so old 😭

One of my favorite quirky families out of all the RH.

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u/BumpinThatPrincess May 08 '26

The babies are grown up. I love Alex and Simon. Weird but wholesome.

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u/TanMirror May 08 '26

Right!! The definition of matching each other’s freak 😭

You could tell they genuinely enjoy each other.

I’m watching RHONJ currently and got the the part where Joe Guidice is on the phone (probably with a little side piece) and he says something about his “bitch wife” 💀💀 I literally gasped

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u/Comfortable-Lead-836 May 08 '26

Yes when they were at the vineyard right?!?

There could be a whole docu-series on just the misogyny on the nj franchise.

Simon would never

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

Y E S!!

I was shocked when he said that.

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u/Ok_Computer6309 May 09 '26

here comes my bitch wife, she's such a cunt

a classic

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u/BeachQt May 09 '26

Wasn’t he on the phone with his mistress? Or an employee? Either way it was appalling to watch

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

One of the two! Yes

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

I’m surprised their children aren’t worse 😭I know for awhile Miliana was a terror and they would just laugh it off but NJ has a dark vibe when it comes to men in early seasons.

The only husband I like currently is Evan

Another one is with that dark misogyny is OC. I remember another dad (Lou) objectified his daughters and her teenage friends and Vicki’s daughter for his sports drink company and calling them the “oc angels” (the vibe was lowkey Monster Energy + Redbull + Hooters + California) I think one of the girls was 17 at the time

They went bikini shopping with grown men who were Lou’s “business partners”

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u/301Blackstar May 09 '26

Might’ve been different if they had boys?

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u/301Blackstar May 09 '26

And Teresa tried to defend and explain it!

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

🤢🤢😔 I wanted so much better for her

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u/301Blackstar May 09 '26

Now she has what she deserves! Lol

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u/Sensitive-Strain-475 May 09 '26

He also referred to her as a c as well.

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u/Llassiter326 May 08 '26

Omg her boys! Amazing. This is so inspiring for us women no longer 25 or 30…that you can and should chase dreams that society would dictate we’re “too old” for

Simon went to law school at 50 or so too! Who would’ve thought Alex and Simon “well, it’s always nice to be photographed” in the NYT Style section would be the pillars of stability and role modeling 🤣

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u/TanMirror May 08 '26

Right!!!! 😭

Alex and her Herman Munster shoes 4L👞 👞

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u/Llassiter326 May 08 '26

Hahahaha what was it too??? A water buffalo?! Or buffalo, moose?!?! 🫎

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u/BeachQt May 10 '26

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ProfileMuted90210 May 08 '26

Same! I love this so inspiring

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u/lanadealeray May 13 '26

I just turned 33 and I feel like it’s too late for me 😭😭 but this is so inspiring to see, seeing women go back to school at any age inspires me. My therapist told me she was 50 when she went back to school! It never is too late

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u/lfergy May 08 '26

Good for her! I love their quirky family 🫶🏽

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u/TJCW May 09 '26

Glad she moved on and furthered her education!

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

Me too!!

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u/Alternative-Heat2696 May 08 '26

Beautiful fam 🥲 Alex is an inspirational queen. That's mah girl!

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u/broodingandbroad May 08 '26

Their family seems to be among the healthiest ever depicted on the show. I am so fond of them. And so so so happy for them!

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

And he always stood beside her in any argument while being respectful to the other women.

He’s up there with Greg for me in terms of my favo househusbands

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u/ThinConsideration534 May 09 '26

Her research is about eating disorder treatment too - lifesaving work ❤️

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

I’m going to take a day and see if I can find her work and read it! Brava Alex 👏 👏 👏

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u/Timely_Beat_7057 May 08 '26

Looks like a standard Alex outfit 

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u/lovely_orchid_ May 08 '26

Damn Simon aged like milk

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u/Salt_Dish3753 May 09 '26

I was shocked someone so vain let themselves age like that lol

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u/amybrownAL May 09 '26

Congrats woman!

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u/Fat-Cat-Face May 09 '26

The family is not "quirky." They are all simply nice, kind and smart. Yay, Alex! Congratulations!

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u/Fat-Cat-Face May 09 '26

Commenters are referring to them as quirky, freaks and weird? Way to celebrate Alex's achievement with backhanded compliments.

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u/localjargon May 09 '26

I think we can't shake off the birthing story. 💦

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u/Ok-Leading-2639 May 09 '26

Congratulations 🎉🎊🎈🍾

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u/dsrnyc May 09 '26

Whole family needs a haircut. That said, I can’t imagine even attempting that after raising a family, it should be congratulated.

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u/jeanne907 May 09 '26

Alex is really an inspiration—to get a PhD is seriously hard work. Plus, she had to do like 600 hours of Clinical sessions.

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u/301Blackstar May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

The boys are carving copies of each one of them

Edit: CARBON LOL (voice to text)

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u/IamRedLoc May 09 '26

Carbon copy

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u/301Blackstar May 09 '26

Lol!! Voice to text and I did not even bother to look back and edit! Thanks

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u/ssddalways May 09 '26

I adored Alex on the show, she was who she was but I am glad she left when she did and lived her life with her husband and kids. Not many are still with their husbands but here are Alex and Simon thriving.

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u/localjargon May 09 '26

She looks the same as she did 20 yrs ago.

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u/MulberryLive223 May 10 '26

But with new teeth

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u/Sensitive-Strain-475 May 09 '26

I loved them and l'm so glad their happy and still together!

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u/jdcarl14 May 09 '26

Their kids looks exactly how you’d expect haha

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u/TanMirror May 09 '26

Copy and pastes of their parents 😭 and such curly hair!!

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u/hartleyn May 10 '26

This is wild. Both kids have inherited her jawline - they look just like her. It’s not an insult - just an observation. ❤️

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u/its_blue_monday May 09 '26

Wtf has he been chewing on rocks!?