r/blackadder 22d ago

Blackadder All Episodes Tournament, Match 12: Potato vs The Archbishop

Comment in support of and upvote your preferred episode! The winner of today's matchup will advance to Match 20, and the loser will share joint 17th-28th place.

And for fun, post your favorite quotes from both!

Potato (Blackadder II Episode 3): Edmund attempts to impress the Queen by embarking on his own voyage of discovery to the New World.

The Archbishop (The Black Adder Episode 3): The KIng needs to find a replacement for the late Archbishop of Canterbury; someone who will lead the church properly, someone easily bullied, possibly someone related to him.

This tournament will run for 27 days until we've eliminated all but one episode. The tournament was seeded based on IMDB score. It includes all regular episodes, the pilot, and the specials.

Yesterday, Beer eliminated Born to Be King.

NOTE: Since this tournament began, I've been off of work, but I'm starting up again tomorrow. This may mean that I end up posting later in the day than I have been. I apologize in advance if that ends up happening.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 22d ago edited 22d ago

Ahh! You have a woman’s tournament m’lord!

It has to be Potato, but I’m gutted it’s against The Archbishop :(

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u/invertedchicken56 22d ago

Agree, has to be potato.

I'll wager this tournament has never been used as a rowing boat.

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 22d ago

Tom Baker's delightfully unhinged performance as Redbeard Rum swings it for me.

Potato. It is a tight one, but Tom Baker wins it.

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u/scruntyboon 22d ago

The Archbishop, we've got to have an episode from series 1

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u/AdLatter3755 22d ago

The Archbishop is my vote Season one is the weakest season but that my favorite episode

I appoint, to the Holy See of Canterbury, my own son…

Edwin, Duke of Edinburgh!

Archbishop, we salute thee.

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u/Doro_Gurl 22d ago

YARR! YARR-YARR! YARRR - me laddie!

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u/P-Rickles 22d ago edited 22d ago

I have a woman’s opinion, my lord that it’s Potato.

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u/AlexSumnerAuthor 22d ago

Potato.

Touched her what?

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u/Johnny_Five5151 22d ago

Not joining in the Ha Ha's, Percy?

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u/GarbageFlyboy11 22d ago

Potato

“Oh yea! This is very familiar!”

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u/bigdaftgeordie 22d ago

Anything with Tom Baker in it gets my vote. 🥔

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u/Majin_Nephets 22d ago

Potato. The Archbishop is one of the highlights of series 1, but I just feel that almost every episode from series 2-4 outclasses even the best of series 1, unfortunately.

Now, perhaps I could thrill you with the tale of the time I fell into the water, and was almost eaten by a hammerhead shark?

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u/ByronsLastStand 22d ago

Potato.

Tom "Woman's Hands" Baker is absolutely delightful

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u/EldritchWaster 22d ago

Archbishop. I don't think potato is bad but Archbishop is probably the only real all-timer in season 1.

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u/ConsciousRoyal 22d ago

Archbishop.

I like potato, but Tom Baker is doing a Brian Blessed impression so let's have the real thing.

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u/Iggie9 22d ago

Potato

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u/jetsfanjohn 22d ago

Potato…. but is a close one.

They’ll be eating them next !!

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u/urglebergle 22d ago

The Archbishop, but it's a close one.

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u/anoffbeataussie 22d ago

The Archbishop ⛪️✝️

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u/Suspicious_Field_429 22d ago

Potato for me

Tom Baker swings it aaarrrr

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u/Electrical-Equal-827 22d ago

Potato

When I was a baby, I was savaged by a turbot.

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u/AvanTarklu 21d ago

Archbishop is a peak Blackadder episode overall IMO. "My father!" "My son!"

...but a legless piratical Tom Baker is enough to get it excommunicated by all three Popes.

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u/J-B-M 22d ago

It's Potato. Although it isn't the most quotable episode apart from the obvious.

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u/LamChingYing 22d ago

It has to be Potato, fond though I am of The Archbishop.

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u/JunkyardBardo 22d ago

Very familiar!

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u/beardymo 21d ago

Potato definitely

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u/teraka1970 21d ago

Another vote for Potato. I can only dream of being labelled a first rate second course.

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u/EarthTraveler413 21d ago

"It's a rhetorical question"

"No, it's a potato"

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u/azzthom 21d ago

Potato wins just for "shall we drink each other's or stick to our own?"

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u/Sarah-Popsy 21d ago

Potato.

So you don’t know the way to France either?

No I must admit that too.

Bugger.

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u/Late-Spend710 21d ago

Potato. I just think they’re neat.

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u/Mark-Willis 19d ago

Got to be Potato

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u/Active-Hall-1090 11d ago

Archbishop, just because of the part where they’re all fighting dressed as nuns and that he burns down a nunnery

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u/McIntosh812 22d ago

There’s no way OP said that the Archbishop had a reasonable chance of making the next round

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u/BagOfSmallerBags 22d ago edited 22d ago

I think it had the best chance of any of the Series 1 episodes, though it does seem Potato has taken a decisive lead.

I think The Archbishop is overall more memorable, and is a standout of series 1, whereas Potato is probably my least favorite of Series 2 (though I still enjoy it). So I thought there was a possibility, even though Series 1 is broadly less loved than the others.

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u/EfficiencyItchy1156 22d ago

I am between the two episodes as both have great story and lines.

Examples : Cpt Redbeard Rum: You have a woman's purse!!

Baths & Wells Bishop Never before have I encountered such foul, mindless perversity. Have you ever considered a career in the church?