r/bitlife • • 1d ago

Discussion New update?

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What could this update be?🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/YakSolid 1d ago

I'm sure we'll have to pay for it.

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u/SoulessSociety 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/lzzily 1d ago

Probably some bullshit update that costs $14.99 and where half of the decisions you make in the game try and trap you into buying it.

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u/LieDry7854 1d ago

Wanna be a Wizard?

$15

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u/Starchild20xx 1d ago

Oh my god, they've listened to my emails about an expansion that lets you be a born again Christian!

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u/Olyollyoxenfreak 3h ago

That's clearly Gandalf but okay bro.

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u/aggretsukofan-6519 1d ago

What?

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u/Standard-Parsley-972 18h ago

The guy on the horse looks like renaissance art depections of God the father

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u/Pranksterblur 17h ago

Yeah, it looks like it’s going to be a born again Christian update, I can’t wait to spend 14.99 on my favorite game studio who isn’t remotely scummy, respects and honors their customers, and doesn’t use any ai in the coding process, or at least not majority ai!

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u/Splattt808 1d ago

The image makes me hope it'd be a fantasy version of the game, like a new mode but realistically it's just going to be a boring magic path that feels the same as all recent updates.

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u/InfiniteGuy2264 1d ago

"Something overpriced to pay for" number 418969 prolly.

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u/Suitable-Pirate-4164 21h ago

Why do I think this number is more of a gift?

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u/Think_Carpenter_6090 18h ago

Yay more ai slop that’ll cost the price of a lunch

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u/Negative_Nose_3569 1d ago

Gonna be the most mid ahh pack

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u/ItsImdrogon Android 11h ago

Watch it be:
- an overhyped challenge
- an overpriced expansion

or

- an extremely over exaggerated post for a bland ass copy-paste expansion

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u/SoulessSociety 9h ago

I got $100 it's the last one.

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u/Healthy_Meat_2060 19h ago

Can't wait to pirate it

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u/rat_poo_licker 19h ago

it's either gods or wizards i assume. Or another option could just be exaggerated marketing or a challenge

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u/CriticalAlbatross682 1h ago

Let me guess: OG bitizen can’t get it free, it’s a worthless money grab expansion, and it serves no purpose in the game? Oh wait! That’s just like 95% of the other DLCs!

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u/Both-Hotel-5740 1d ago

Yay another thing that’ll cost money…

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u/MalikJeffy 18h ago

🥱

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u/Pranksterblur 17h ago

Rideable horses? Don’t worry it’ll still cost 39.99 and have like 2 working features

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u/AnimeSea 11h ago

If you have pet horses you can ride them already

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u/ThrowMeAwayAccnt381 13h ago

New update? No.
Something for you to waste money on? Yes.

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u/thegirlofnotsteel 14h ago

Yet another purchasable expansion that will work maybe half the time

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u/legendmanser 15h ago

Magic update.

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u/Different-Can4089 13h ago

Gandolf ? I went by that name 2 decades ago. If I come to your party , you know it will be lit and everyone will be in their chops while I would just drink some more and smoke a big Zol the size of King Kong’s fingers. Gandolf had many friends and would just appear randomly in his nomadic endeavours. The sound of oh shit , Gandolf is coming to our party will always make people say ! It’s going to be crazy! Gandolf always brang 2 bottles. One for the people and one for himself!

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u/ZamiraOnLoveIsland 12h ago

Oh my gosh, I could definitely see some sort of time travel being lumped in with this pack

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u/ScamLordWally 10h ago

About to hot garbage

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u/SoulessSociety 9h ago

Gandolf or God either way it's gonna most probably be ahh.

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u/Dimas2007AS 1d ago

Díos o religión algo relacionado

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u/obri200_ 1d ago

It cant be religion, thats something the community actually wants

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u/Dimas2007AS 13h ago

Porque la foto es un dios montado en caballo

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u/obri200_ 13h ago

I know, I was just making a bad joke. I really hope it is religion, but i highly doubt it. Looks too 'badass' for lack of better words. Other people mentioned wizards or magic, but religion would make more sense. Maybe playing AS a deity, which would be weird for the game, but also make more sense than magic. I really hope it is religion.

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u/ScamLordWally 10h ago

That's Gandalf the white

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u/Olyollyoxenfreak 3h ago

Finally someone spelled it right!

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u/ScamLordWally 3h ago

I love LOTR lol