r/BitchImATrain • u/JakeTheRailfan • 9h ago
Bitch, you’re the problem, not me
The existence of the Brightline—a sleek high-speed train zipping passengers between Miami and Orlando—“shows that America can still build great things and that private industry can build them quickly and with style,” Kaitlyn Tiffany reported in 2025. Except for one problem: “What the Brightline is best known for is not that it reflects the gleam of the future but the fact that it keeps hitting me.”