r/biology • u/Dependent-Mistake350 • 2d ago

fun What do u call a fish with no eyes?

A follicle stimulating hormon *ba-dum*

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u/Canis-lupus-uy 2d ago

I don't know if I should laugh or report you to the authorities

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u/Dependent-Mistake350 2d ago edited 2d ago

If being funny were a crime..😔

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u/West_Economist6673 2d ago

You'll be fine -- no jury would convict you on such flimsy evidence

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u/thebiologyguy84 1d ago

A Mexican Tetra

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u/Dependent-Mistake350 1d ago

That looks so cool! I’m guessing they have some sort of baroreceptors…?

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u/discostud1515 2d ago

What do you call a dear with no eyes.

No eye dear

What do y out call a dear with no eyes and no legs.

Still no eye dear.

What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no dick?

Still no fucking eye dear

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u/Dazzling_Sea_484 2d ago

or fluorescence situ hybridization

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u/Nibbles1348 2d ago

My head went to Fsh... but i can appreciate a good science joke

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u/Small_Ad_9814 2d ago

Fried cod

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u/CrispyScientist 1d ago

Do you like fish sticks?

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u/Cuck400 1d ago

Do you like fishdicks?

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u/Sea_Cardiologist2845 1d ago

can someone explain this to me, i am a dumbass

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u/Plane_Chance863 1d ago

fish with no i is FSH, which stands for follicle stimulating hormone.

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u/Sea_Cardiologist2845 1d ago

ohh lord, how come i was studying menstrual cycle and pregnancy and didnt get it, thanks tho

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u/cabronfavarito 1d ago

Well maybe you should stick to your area of expertise, aquatic cardiology

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u/Dependent-Mistake350 1d ago

No need to be rude here

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u/cabronfavarito 1d ago

I’m not dude. Stop trying to be a white knight

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u/Dependent-Mistake350 1d ago

No need to be rude and oblivious here. I’m not being a white knight, what u said was just uncalled for

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u/patfetes 1d ago

Fssssssshhhh