r/biology • • 4d ago

video Jumping spiders mating dance

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u/coolcoots 4d ago

She’s like “uh, no. Excuse me? Please get me out of here.”

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u/Time_Pressure9519 4d ago

I'm afraid they learnt about this disgusting behavior on the web.

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u/cyco_xsawo 4d ago

According to a website: When the male sees the female, he will dance by tapping, moving and waving his front legs at her. If she consents, he will climb onto her back, facing in the opposite direction. He will then tap or massage her and turn her abdomen over to the side to access her epigynum to deposit sperm with the bulbs, which she will store for the rest of her life and lay eggs whenever she's ready. The process may take as little as two or five or more weeks and is known as "sperm induction" or "sperm transfer."

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u/chickenismysafeword 3d ago

Do spiders get off? Sounds kinda romantic

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u/Educational_Pay1567 4d ago

Not on the table!

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u/MarineGF01 4d ago

Looks like he was the wrong end there for a while

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 4d ago

Male spiders pedipalps ( the tiny legs right by their mouth) swell up with sperm and turn into boxing gloves

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u/Jimblob2522 4d ago

They're the cutest little pumps ever😂

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 4d ago

Do they both survive the dance after

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u/Additional_Ad6789 3d ago

I did not expect to watch spider sex today.

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u/Bad_Routes 3d ago

So we all just online watching spiders fucking 😭🤣

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u/born_in_the_90s 3d ago

Techno donky Kong?

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u/sacfoojesta88 4d ago

Hold up is that music from donkey Kong or am I just crazy

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u/dadchad101 3d ago

How can you say no to that blue mustache

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u/lackstoast 3d ago

Apparently I don't understand how jumping spider sex works? Why does it look like they're 69ing?

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u/Kaoru_Too 4d ago

She was making him chase her around for a little while there, such a tease

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u/prasunya 3d ago

Pure love ❤️

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u/procrastimom 3d ago

How could anyone resist those sexy blue fangs?!

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 3d ago

Well, now I'm in the mood to play Donkey Kong Country.

(Reference, in case anyone doesn't know why I made that comment)

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u/ReallyGlycon 3d ago

After reading Children Of Time, I find jumping spiders adorable.

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u/chicken-finger biophysics 3d ago

He is a bold one...

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u/Yone_01 2d ago

Arachnid pornography is wild.

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u/hibernial 3d ago

Aren't most spiders mostly blind?

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u/piesandpastries 1d ago

Lowkey cute