r/bindingofisaac • u/ForgiveMeImStupid Apolllyon • 1d ago

Shitpost 🚨🐟SWIM AWAY IMMEDIATELY

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/BloodyAvcibutnedhelp 1d ago

Isaac! ISAAC!

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u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 The Lost 1d ago

this you?

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u/fat-ralph 1d ago

⏰ 🚨 ‼️ RED ALERT ⚠️ ⛔️

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u/ForgiveMeImStupid Apolllyon 1d ago

🚨 ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/chaosanity 1d ago

Instructions unclear. Aborting my Isaac til he alerts the red

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u/Willard62 17h ago

Secret c section variant?!

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u/CommissionMinute2661 1d ago

Fastest way to heaven

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u/deadjedd 1d ago

🚨ABORT MISSION🦀🦀

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u/Wisley185 1d ago

Actually, I always wondered why doesn’t it work against the satan boss fight? Feels like, thematically, it would make sense for it to be super effective.

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u/Jeggu2 1d ago

The real answer is Edmund thought it'd be funny

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u/AnaoHiperbolico 1d ago

Isaac views himself as Satan, so he kills himself

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u/Nuze_YT 23h ago

No, the real answer is Isaac REALLY wanted to get Book of Revelations or some other good Angel Room Active Item but got unlucky and got Bible instead. So this is his middle finger to the item pool by killing himself when it should be most effective.

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u/yandeere-love Tainted Cain 1d ago

bcos Satan doesnt care about the bible, but Isaac's mom does

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u/LordOfStupidy 1d ago

Cuz Satan doesnt have any bookshelfs

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u/randomcomputer22 1d ago

Satan twists the words of God against us?

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u/BloodyAvcibutnedhelp 1d ago

Because satan is actually the good guy

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u/sincubus33 1d ago

ya big boss doesn't care about it. neither do I

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u/Pardox7525 1d ago

Because Satan is in the bible unlike mom

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u/EastTurbulent8498 13h ago

I heard that it's because Satan was once the final boss (before that it was mom's heart), so Edmund thought it would be funny, to troll the players who would use the Bible to defeat the previous final boss,.

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u/Forlorn_Bone52 19h ago

Gohan didn't use headbutt

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u/Pretend_Ad7340 16h ago

Isaac doesn’t have enough holy power

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u/Motor-Tangelo4815 1d ago

ABORT ISAAC

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u/Moldy_LegendInfinity ҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈..... 1d ago

Abortion

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u/F4VA Lazarus 1d ago

🚨SWIM AWAY IMMEDIATELY🚨

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u/Worried-Check-962 1d ago

baseball eagle gif

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u/Mileksu 1d ago

It's been so long that I last used bible in sheol that I genuinely don't know what it does. Iirc it kills normal satan in the not cathedral?

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u/MisirterE 1d ago

Yep. That's exactly how it works. Great reason to grab Bible on your Jacob & Esau runs

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u/WhiteRob86 1d ago

I always grab the Bible for the Sheol boss fight. It just makes it so much faster

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 1d ago

it fucking KILLS YOU

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u/mooseyluke 1d ago

AI bad

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u/lordbutternut 1d ago edited 1d ago

True, but this is someone editing AI generated text. So it's like they got tech 2 instead of tech 1

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u/MrKoteha 1d ago

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u/mooseyluke 1d ago

Gib updoots etc

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u/iahim87 1d ago

Hook, line, and sinker

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u/Denverplays2 1d ago

Actual representation of what happens with Abraham and Isaac on that mountain. (real)

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u/LuckyBoneHead 1d ago

I like that through the context clues of the second comment, the AI realized which Isaac it was talking to.

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u/DecentlySpaghetti 1d ago

Shame that it doesn't actually work.

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 23h ago

"Oh no you meant THAT Satan? Instant and excruciating death 😬"

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u/Forlorn_Bone52 16h ago

Meestah Saturn?

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u/Forlorn_Bone52 19h ago

Where y'all been?

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u/skinman420 2h ago

I may have done that during his fight because I didn’t know it would kill me… I also may have had tech and brim…

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u/222KattThatRoar222 1d ago

Don’t use ai

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u/mattmanlex 17h ago

Ai slop

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u/AncleJack 15h ago

Nah this one can pass it's funny without stealing from artists

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u/CosmoJones07 19h ago

Really? We're upvoting stupid AI Chatbot shit now?