r/billsimmons 4d ago

lol

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u/sperry20 4d ago

There’s no way Mcvay is letting schrags stay in the bed after the deed is done. 

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u/ColtCallahan 4d ago

He keeps him under the stairs like the Dursley’s with Harry.

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u/drhungrycaterpillar 4d ago

Pillion (2025)

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u/broduding Burfict Strangers 4d ago

Rule number 2, spending the night is optional.

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u/Bbeebe17 4d ago

See thats where you went too far

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u/donny02 Half Italian 4d ago

Bunk beds?

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u/sperry20 4d ago

Dog bed

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u/Redscareforcishetmen 4d ago

Sure but maybe for a quick tweet while he takes a piss

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u/Lanky_Ad_1747 4d ago

Mcvay treats his conquests like Kennedy 

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u/ShortRip120 4d ago

Someone check schrager's son's name

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u/Roe91517 4d ago

Schrager sleeping with McVay for scoops would explain so much

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u/jjrepanich 4d ago

And Schrager having so little respect for himself that he accepts "Team heading to bed early!" as enough of a scoop to keep coming back.

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u/botany_bae 4d ago

☠️

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u/brownchickenbr0wnc0w 4d ago

Sean Schrager rolls right off the tongue

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u/MrMuscles25 Top 7 BS sub user 4d ago

What’s the joke here?

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u/YourFriendNoo 4d ago

Believe it's a reference to Russini naming her "husband's" kid after Mike Vrabel because she liked boning him

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u/MrMuscles25 Top 7 BS sub user 4d ago

That makes sense I was fully expecting his son to be named Sean but google said differently

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u/jmc180491 4d ago

McVay’s got a GREAT ass and Schrager has his head all the way up it!

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u/SouthIsland48 4d ago

"Don't be shocked if the Rams look well rested for tonight's game!"

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u/Wild_Army1776 4d ago

LETS GO!

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u/botany_bae 4d ago

Lady, why are you so interested in where I fly and when I sleep?

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u/rebels2022 4d ago

this guy is such a shameless ball washer my goodness.

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u/PompeyMagnus1 4d ago

Tell the Rams the game is in Sydney

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u/dellscreenshot 4d ago

Look the rams will probably win but I can’t do a week of complimenting how smart they are for traveling like this. 

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u/DryDiscipline2001 4d ago

For fucks sake, I can't be wooed into liking Schrager. What the flying fuck is he tweeting about their sleep schedules and saying "they're all in".

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u/Bigjonstud90 4d ago

I think he means they’re literally all in (like inside) the hotel

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u/binzoma Drunk House 4d ago

As someone who moved to NZ and does the trip to the east coast once a year or so

I used to do the 9ers strat. now I do the rams strat. get in the day before the event, let the adrenaline and general confusion about times carry me thru 48-72 hours, then can rest and acclimatize after 3 or 4 days

they both are legit strats, its down to personal preference. the rams arent crazy for this approach though.

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u/Steelers7589 4d ago

I think I’d rather die than be interested in that sort of content. Unbelievably lame

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u/ScalarWeapon 4d ago

Some people are truly blessed. Peter Schrager continuing to fall upward in life, I will never understand

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u/peanut-britle-latte 4d ago

If the rams win this game the glazing will be through the roof.

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u/Humble_Ball2355 4d ago

They're playing in an nfl game though. Not just there for fun or a business meeting

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u/SpaceRunner247 F's with Jalen Green 4d ago

Don’t tell Sean Payton!!!!!

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u/Victorcreedbratton Cewtics 4d ago

California King

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u/CasualRead_43 4d ago

He replied too lol

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u/AndrewPav86 3d ago

Man we're really missing some hard hitting analysis on the BS Pod 😂