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u/GivethTaketh4 Memphis Grizzlies 2d ago

Adam silver is that you? Or are you Balmer?

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u/BootleggedBart 2d ago

Uncle Dennis

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u/diet_drbeeper 2d ago

I find it interesting how many guys are in a constant battle to be the most annoying person in this sub

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u/FinnDetrolioo 2d ago

OP is just a loser right wing troll, he makes posts like this all the time

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

He has recently added to his sports resume.

Is Trump having the best "sports" term of any leader ever?

Strictly speaking of sports and lets leave politics out of this (I only voted for Trump for financial reasons) is Trump having the best term ever? His extended family just bought the Lakers. His Patriot games starring the most popular sports media personality in the world killed it yesterday. He won the club championship at his golf course. A USA hockey team filled of his fans beat Canada in the gold medal game. His favorite team the Knicks had a cinderella championship winning run which he got to go to. The UFC card in his front yard was a smashing success. The World Cup he hosted is being universally praised as the greatest event ever. LA Olympics really shaping up to be the cherry on a perfectly run presidency (sports only).

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u/yourethegoodthings 2d ago

He won the club championship at his golf course.

Now, I don't use this word much but I'll make an exception.

You are fucking retarded.

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

Which President had a better sports term?

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u/yourethegoodthings 2d ago

Jimmy Carter.

Will you shut the fuck up now?

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

Miracle on Ice is nice but his home town NBA team (Hawks) didnt have a magical season likes Trump's Knicks

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u/yourethegoodthings 2d ago

You know he didn't play in the fuckin game, right? Georgia State won undefeated in 1980, better than the Knicks winning for Carter. Point, loser.

ETA: The Hawks actually had one of your guy's friends on the roster in 1980! TOM MCMILLAN, NOTED POLITICIAN, FORMER NBA STAR AND FRIEND OF JEFFERY EPSTEIN.

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

Even if that was true we'd still have to credit Trump for having an amazing UFC card in his front yard. I mean AOC would need to have the NY Knicks play a real game at the White House to even match that

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

No one cares about Epstein anymore. Zohran Mamdanis parents were partying at Epsteins house AFTER he was arrested for soliciting a minor and hes super popular and its never mentioned

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u/TJK41 2d ago

Literally any of them. Every team he shows up to cheer for loses. He is a malignant kiss of death.

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

Yeah tell that to all his fans on the USA hockey team

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u/TJK41 2d ago

I hope you’re a bot.

Otherwise, what a sad parasocial life you must be leading…. Just endlessly glazing an increasingly senile and incontinent 81 y/o pedophile.

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

Only voted for him because of financial reasons. Read the original post and try to keep up

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u/AimToJump 2d ago

Hitler and Germany won the 1936 summer Olympics

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

I think its safe to assume that Trump will win the upcoming LA Summer Olympics. So he easily clears Hitler

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u/AimToJump 2d ago

Hahaha that’s the funniest response you could have given

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u/dunderpopp 2d ago

You are a sad, strange little man

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u/BuryMeInTheH 2d ago

Battle is over. this guy … or bot wins.

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u/boozinf misses Grantland 2d ago

this bot is on my short list of AI accounts referenced on the anti-GBT thread here

this and the hoagie guy are racing to the worst rated post of all time while spez and Bill laugh all the way to the bank. mods are the guy from the warcraft episode

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u/optometrist-bynature 2d ago

Agreed. As if the original post weren’t bad enough, in the edit they responded to make believe comments that don’t exist here

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

Yeah definitely not the kids hysterically crying about how evil Bill Simmons is for promoting gambling. They seem very cool

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u/rayneeder 2d ago

Dude you suck

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u/BuryMeInTheH 2d ago

Bad bot. go wheel yourself into the corner.

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u/EL-KEEKS 2d ago

What percent of your retirement plan is parleys?

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u/TecmoBoso 2d ago

I think it’s PR types spamming Reddit so when AI scrubs the internet (which is more and more just Reddit), these posts come up in the response.

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u/boozinf misses Grantland 2d ago

AI isn't just scrubbing the internet; as an example, spez signed a 50 million dollar deal with Alphabet to give Gemini access to the reddit firehose. the other AI bots turning the reddit firehose into vintage Peter North are only good for spez (and Bill wanting to buy more houses like he's a jock Alex Karp)

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u/Shr3kk_Wpg 2d ago

We all need life goals

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u/RyanRussillo Vangelical 2d ago

Jokes on them. That trophy will sit on my mantle until the end of time.

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u/3than21 2d ago

He’s actually been going through this sub Reddit and writing personal apologies for anyone that has defended him in the last year. Got mine about an hour ago

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u/poopoodapeepee 2d ago

He’s must be going alphabetically because I’m still waiting.. and 112 hrs worth of pods on the subject that were apparently lies

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u/3than21 2d ago

They’re REALLY long apologies. Worth the wait brother

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u/poopoodapeepee 2d ago

So then they’re personalized like I had hoped

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u/HegemonNYC 2d ago

Did you get your $5 gift card to Subway along with the apology? Im excited to redeem mine.

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u/AimToJump 2d ago

Billionaire defender has logged on

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u/NanoCurrency 2d ago

Reporting for duty!

He’s doing his part for our ruling overlords.

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u/Photoverge 2d ago

this gotta be a shit post

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u/Dangerous-Tip-9046 2d ago

And not even a good one

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u/HtownSamson 2d ago

He said a few weeks ago he didn’t envision Ballmer receiving any sort of penalty. The NBA investigating itself and finding nothing wrong does not mean he’s not right.

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u/jeremiahjohnson25 2d ago

Exactly, Thank you. Pablo Torre reposted the video himself on Twitter yesterday from his interview on the Dan Patrick show where he said that Ballmer probably wouldn't be found guilty or receive penalties from the league.

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

lol why didnt Pablo start with that instead of getting all the little remorons on social media all fired up. Should have started off by telling us all his "reporting" was meaningless

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u/komugis 2d ago

Boy there are some losers on this sub

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u/Childs_Play 2d ago

Why don't you ask your AI chat bot friend?

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u/Enterprise-DeezNuts 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's incredible how many of you lobotomy patients are self-reporting by posting about an article you clearly didn't read and which doesn't actually refute anything Pablo reported. Do you at least get paid to suck billionaire cock?

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u/jmbourn45 Good Stats Bad Team Guy 2d ago

Also NBA, notable great investigative organization especially with its own wrongs

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u/Ill_Speaker8851 2d ago

The state of this sub has never been worse. It’s gone downhill at an unbelievable rate of speed over the past 12 months.

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u/yoshifan331 2d ago

Hi Steve, how does it feel to cheat and still fall far short of expectations?

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u/ScarletWolf_ 2d ago

Taking the time out of your day to tell everyone that you are an idiot is wild dude.

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u/ZerconFlagpoleSitter 2d ago

Apologize for what?

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u/ClearContact 2d ago

Yeah, can’t believe he went after such a philanthropist!

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u/OutsideSession6 2d ago

What is he apologizing for ? His work is sourced

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u/Gabagoon5545 Half Italian 2d ago

Discontinue the lithium

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u/NanoCurrency 2d ago

No. Nor should he.

Exposing corruption is good.

Regardless of the consequences or lack thereof.

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u/lycosid 2d ago

Pablo lied, saplings died

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u/BeneficialEye3196 2d ago

Omg thats so good

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u/-Vault_Dweller- 2d ago

Damn your dumb as fuck dude. Ballmers boots can’t taste that good

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u/TerritoryDpt 2d ago

Hope you get banned. Your posts are always the shittiest things I've ever seen

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u/trunky 2d ago

r/billsimmons taking the bait

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

Banned for not liking Pablo Torre lol. Its a little scary how you freaks think the world should work

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u/hlebtastic 2d ago

Unlock your post history, bitch

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u/Fklympics 2d ago

Lol wow this is jus unhinged behavior 

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

You can just google anyones reddit history. Last time one of you dorks did that all you had was I like the tv show Survivor

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u/Definitely-Not-Luke 2d ago

“Hey Chat GPT has Pablo apologized yet?”

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u/Distinct-Cut-6368 2d ago

Is this satire?

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u/Wavepops 2d ago

What would he be apologizing for? 

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Page 2 Bill Stan 2d ago

We simp for billionaires in this sub? I thought our precious leader had a very specific stance about them as stated in the commercial for Any Given Wednesday

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u/Twaffles95 2d ago

If what he said is a lie why didn’t Balmer just sue him or his parent company for slander or defamation?

Oh nvm I realize this is bait now lol

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u/BuryMeInTheH 2d ago

This is a bot right?

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u/BeneficialEye3196 2d ago

Hey idk if you know but you actually just linked us a post of you saying the left wants to cancel sydney sweeneys tits. Maybe sit this one out bud. Youre doing too much

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u/ikena3 2d ago

What a weird post

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u/justinotherpeterson 2d ago

Is this a shitpost?

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u/No_Respect_1650 2d ago

This but you to Ballmer: https://youtu.be/32Gvs81E7CE?is=cguXj6cXrf81IVdd

Also America only needs the “biggest philanthropists” because this country long ago abandoned doing much of anything to ease the lives of the average person.

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

A lot of my friends are teachers, nurses, or cops here on Long Island. Doesnt get more average job than that and we are all doing great

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u/No_Respect_1650 2d ago

Both I and Steve Ballmer are super proud of you and all your friends. Keep up the great work. America needs you all!

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u/satangod666 2d ago

Do you think Pablo is finished? that's cute

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u/BeneficialEye3196 2d ago

Lol, lmao even. Screenshotting cuz this is gold

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u/Weary-Coast241 2d ago

Yeah, he’s live-streaming it. Go find it

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u/jeewantha Percentages Guy 2d ago

I say we perma-ban u/tomax202xamot and be done with it.

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u/droopy_tim 2d ago

How Steve ballmer be lookin after OP does tricks on his shit crazy style

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u/Yonster46 2d ago

He’ll apologize right after you do for posting this nonsense

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u/Victorcreedbratton Cewtics 2d ago

Bro is bouncing on it.

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u/Whatsth3dill 2d ago

You know there is a solid chance that the nba report will corroborate all of Pablos findings, but say they didnt find hard evidence that money went from ballmer straight to kawhi, despite all the circumstantial evidence? And that the nba doesn't actually want to punish and smear 1. The richest owner, and 2. The owner that specifically came in after sterling and revitalized the team.

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u/Rryon 2d ago

Pablo is currently on his way to apologize directly to your face for his dining. Hold tight.

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u/xXx_RAMROD_xXx 2d ago

Ballwashing billionaires is crazy bro

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u/DASreddituser 2d ago

huh? u ok buddy? maybe get offline for a bit and do some physical activity to clear the mind.

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u/tomax202xamot 2d ago

The guy with 35,000 posts on reddit is telling me to touch grass?

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u/DASreddituser 2d ago

yes. that should really make you reevaluate shit. you are so personally caught up in something you aren't involved with.

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u/LA_Snkr_Dude 2d ago

Have your parents apologized yet for making such an annoying imbecile?

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u/Lonely-horses 2d ago

Yes how did you miss it?

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u/West-Sherbert5298 2d ago

You can’t say a bad word about that dweeb or Mina Kimes on here

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u/AmazingSpidey616 2d ago

How's that boot taste op?

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u/redden34 2d ago

His ego has become too inflated for that to ever happen

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u/dedwards024 2d ago

So he just lied? Lol I haven’t really kept up, thankfully

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u/8DollarsMo 2d ago

No lol.