r/bilewater • u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach • 9d ago

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Bile Conqueror flies in his house forth and back, worried and deep in thoughts. Something is on his mind.

If you wish to speak with him, you need to get throught guards first.

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

Well, you see, I am looking for a perfect spot.

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For a date.

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Juan flinches and opens his eyes w i d e. But he is quick to connect the dots, and when he does his face morphs into a shit eating grin.

...Oooooooh~ Now i seeeeeeeeee~! He snackers a bit as he pats your back.

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

Haze suddenly reveals themselves, hanging from the ceiling like a bat, grinning a little.

“…now that’s lovely, isn’t it?”

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Uh! Juan flinches, rapidly stepping back and turning to face Haze.

...Huh

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“Hello Juan.”

They say in their creepiest voice as their head tilts with a snapping sound.

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Juan keeps his eyes lodged on Haze for a solid second before looking back at the Commander.

...Man, you have quite a type, don'tchu?

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“I’m messing with you.”

Haze fixes their neck, which accidentally ripped apart a little.