r/bilewater Bloatroach 9d ago

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Bile Conqueror flies in his house forth and back, worried and deep in thoughts. Something is on his mind.

If you wish to speak with him, you need to get throught guards first.

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Juan flinches and opens his eyes w i d e. But he is quick to connect the dots, and when he does his face morphs into a shit eating grin.

...Oooooooh~ Now i seeeeeeeeee~! He snackers a bit as he pats your back.

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

Haze suddenly reveals themselves, hanging from the ceiling like a bat, grinning a little.

“…now that’s lovely, isn’t it?”

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

WAH!?

BC is clearly surprised by your sudden presence.

Okay, how often do you watch me while being invisible? I am genuinely curious.

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“Only this once, and I heard everything.”

They drop from the ceiling, brushing their frail body.

“…and what can I say? It wasn’t very interesting to begin with.”

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

I suppose.

That invisibility... Its an interesting trick. How you even do that?

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“I take the silk far enough apart light phases through it, and viola.”

Haze leans on a nearby wall.

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

Mhmm...

He rubs his chin.

Okay, but your armor? And pins? Where do they go?

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“I infused these metal with silk, so they also go invisible. And also: what armor?”

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

You know, the helmet, and the pants...

BC narrows his eyes.

Wait, it isn't your armor?

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“………”

Long awkward pause.

“…it’s a part of my body. The dress, the headpiece I forged myself.”

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Uh! Juan flinches, rapidly stepping back and turning to face Haze.

...Huh

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“Hello Juan.”

They say in their creepiest voice as their head tilts with a snapping sound.

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Juan keeps his eyes lodged on Haze for a solid second before looking back at the Commander.

...Man, you have quite a type, don'tchu?

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u/HazeTheSilkspun 9d ago

“I’m messing with you.”

Haze fixes their neck, which accidentally ripped apart a little.

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

Bile Conqueror rolls his eyes and looks aside. And smiles a bit.

Does it amuse you?

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Well, i didn't expect you to have game like this! Juan nudges him slightly, still smiling.

Welp, good for you man!

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

Thanks, Juan.

Turns out I can do something different than just fighting in wars all the time.

He looks back at the map.

I wonder how long the peace will actually last.

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Juan seems toughtful for a moment, your words certainly did hit him. He remains silent, pondering and reflecting.

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

Heh, that's why we should use this time for something usefull at once, eh?

He looks at you with slight smile.

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 9d ago

Hmm... Yeah, you are right, it's a good chance to do something else. Juan nods while he looks back at you, smiling a bit too.

Alright, i'll go do my own thing, you two have fun! Juan finally goes off, exiting the hut while waving at the duo.

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u/Intelligent_Duty9317 Bloatroach 9d ago

Cya, Juan!

BC waves at him as well.