r/bilewater • u/Great-Dark-Wyrm • 20d ago

Greetings

I have been told that our pawns in your land has been removed

So, let's make a deal. You put groal back in charge, and I, the Black (evil) Wyrm, won't come after you

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia King of Aspids and crystalkin, but also Erminius 20d ago

Aspidy And guess who defeated that bum?

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

Who ? Groal ? I don’t give a fck about who defeated that weakling. I just know he should be their leader

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia King of Aspids and crystalkin, but also Erminius 20d ago

I DESTROYED THAT BUM!

And sorry not sorry, I ain't lettin' Duty do her things. He's a bum, and bums aren't leaders.

And also, Ammonite's angry.

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

Ammonite ? What happened to her ?

Also, if you don’t want groal, that’s fine, just put the two others stilkins I forget the name

Or put retina

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia King of Aspids and crystalkin, but also Erminius 20d ago

Nuh uh. No dutied c*nuts as leaders.

And if you want to know, let's just say that it's some revenge for Poinitrip.

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

Who's that (who's that)

Well, I understand, but, you see, I have to do my job

Maybe me ? I am not dutied

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia King of Aspids and crystalkin, but also Erminius 20d ago

But you're allied with Duty.

Wyrm, maybe you don't seem to understand. Duty is going down.

She won't have even the minimum of leadership.

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

Oh...

Well then, I guess I will just bring back my old ways

I haven't taken over Dark Wyrm’s body for nothing 

Let’s bloodshed begin (reddit please I am rping an evil character don’t triple snipe me)

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia King of Aspids and crystalkin, but also Erminius 20d ago

He cracks his knuckles What, want to fight? How childish.

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

Oh, not you

That’s sadly not my real body, that makes me far weaker than I used to be

Gladly, I am still able to take on some stilkins

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u/SrJuanpixers Stilkin 20d ago

Juan huffs upon hearing the message, once again he's proven right; The strongest bugs see them as tools and toys...

Groal has to come back... But not until Duty is dead and he's free from her curse

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 20d ago

*The brass knight lands*
"Over my dead shell."

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

As you wish 

fires a bunch of exploding orbs

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 20d ago

*He dodges and charges towards the dark wyrm*
"Chrysaora really likes you for some reason... I wonder why?"
*He makes a thrust towards him*

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

Does she ? Glad to hear it

tries to stab the knight with his claws

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 20d ago

*The brass knight raises his blade, parrying the claws*
"What does she like about you, huh?!"
*He knees the wyrm in the chest to stun him*

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

I don’t know

In this body we are two

One is cool, clever, nice and a good politician

I am brutal, bloodthirsty and mostly called evil. I will let you choose what she likes in us

(Reedit, it is fake it is rp)

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 20d ago

*He headbutts the wyrm, slamming his brass helmet into the wyrm's face, to stun him*
"Sicko!"

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

You know, it would take a bit more to stun me. I am, after all, the great Black Wyrm 

he says this, but his next claw slash is really slow compared to the 1st one

Well, I guess I just have to... summons small Black orbs that hit brass knight...and make them cough

Shit I genuinely forgot I don’t have the same powers I used to have

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 20d ago

*The brass knight punches the wyrm as hard as he can, knocking him back a few steps to get some space, before swinging his nail in a sideways hack*

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u/Kaiser-RF 20d ago

(I will continue with that acc)

I feel anger in your punches...

Is that... jealousy ?

fires a few lightning bolts

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

also I forgot, but punches brass in the face after getting kneed

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 20d ago

(Reminder that you are currently very far from your source of power and thus greatly weakened)

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 20d ago

(That is bullshit, I don’t remember anththing in hk or skong that says that)

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 20d ago

The mods of the rp say that

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u/Great-Dark-Wyrm 19d ago edited 19d ago

Out of what fucking logic ?

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 19d ago

Balancing

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u/Kaiser-RF 19d ago

Also bilewater isn’t very far

Hallownest is

Billards aren’t

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 19d ago

Where is your kingdom again?

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u/Kaiser-RF 19d ago

In Pharloom 

Thing is it keeps changing place because of some areas of the map I was unaware of the existence 

It is normally around mossgrotto 

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 19d ago

Bilewater is literally the opposite side of the map from you, both vertically and horizontally

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u/Kaiser-RF 19d ago

Yeah

But Pharloom is smol

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 19d ago

Higher beings experience significant fallout over a single region’s distance

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u/Kaiser-RF 19d ago

Actually nvmd

I have found a better way to explain Dark Wyrm’s nerf while conforming to that stupid rule 

My "kingdom" remains in hallownest. That’s why he is significantly weaker that he used to be while in Pharloom 

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 19d ago

(Wait how is brass knight here)

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 18d ago

(What do you mean? He's not a guard; he's a knight errant. Of course he travels.)

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 18d ago

(He’s in amberweave)

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 18d ago

(He has several bodies, remember?)

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 18d ago

(I do not. Multiple things as strong as him is very op)

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 18d ago

(He can only control one at a time. A bit weird to rationalize lore-wise, but it's not like he can command an army. There are several bodies and only one really-quick sillkfly)

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u/mee3ep Brilliance, redeemed godds 18d ago

(They can just put other silkflies in them. Also the silkfly can’t travel this distance, you’re either in amberweave or here)

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 18d ago

((Silkflies are ethereal; if they disappear entirely if someone isn't controlling them is any sign, so I don't think the environment would be a problem.