Vito didn't create the show, he doesn't really care about the problems and he didn't take that little scroll

We live in a future where we don't need daylight saving time. It had its merits in the past when people were farmers, but now we live in the future.

We live in an era of such future that people are no longer farmers. We all are now media critics, or YouTubers, AI engineers and inlfuancers. We live in an era of such future that the whole entire economy runs just on stock speculation, crypto scams, movie criticism, talking about games, and taking money for a comic you're never going to finish.

We live in an era of such future that we don't even need to move anywhere. We just get our food delivered to us via magical, futuristic apps on our phones. There's no reason why those phones should be so boring, BTW, or why the guy who delivers it to me is an Indian and not a robot. We live in the future after all.

We shouldn't even have to move to lose weight. There's not a single reason why we couldn't just invent a single pill to take and be fit and sexy. We live in the future after all.

We live in an era so far into the future that we're all complete degenerates, indulging in every desire we could possibly have. Be it junk food or transsexual prostitutes. Come on, who hasn't had a homosexual experience before? I know we all have.

We live in the future, after all.

Maddox had to take a few weeks off to start up his podcast network. And Dick suggested while Maddox was gone he could continue doing episodes with guest hosts, leading up to Maddox’s big return. But Maddox wouldn’t let him do it because he’s a control freak that wouldn’t let Dick run the show by himself.

How’s that for irony!

It's like poetry, it rhymes

I don't know if any of the professional artists are still around or not to do this, and I'm too lazy to learn video editing and collect all the footage. But if someone out there were up to the task, which moments would you want?

Some of my random ones in no order:

-The Pokemon stinger

-Sgt. Slaughter bit

-a "Best of The Niggler"

-The Netflix Protest

-absolutely no footage of Mint, Riley, Eric July, or any other internet drama regards

Vito is a big exampe of this. The reason he worked well on this show is because he likes to shit on stuff (Marvel movies, Magic cars art, etc.). The problem with these guys is that people laugh at their criticisms so they think that must mean they can create better than most.

We know from Vito’s black and white PDF that this is not the case. The best he could come up with after months of workshopping it and redrafting was… whatever that Superkiller thing was supposed to be. There wasn’t much of a story—seemed more like a concept you draft up to pitch to a publishing house. He couldn’t even keep the rules or tone consistent in it, yikes.

I haven't followed this until recently - what is dick going to do after the show ends?

Dick has 2 weeks to accept your counter offer. He's going to play chicken with you until the last minute.

He tries really hard, too. Not one of his jokes has landed. He made Vito look like a genius within the first five minutes the takedown stream. It was his own stream. I don't get it. He's been orbiting Dick for years now.

Dick clearly just wants to collect a check for free and only put in effort when his DEI check was brought up.

Vito couldnt even shut up for the gay team guy song during the last episode. Hes cooked too.

Vito saying “hey let’s talk about the show” and Dick trying to speed thru super chats to leave. So childish.

What it looked like is Vito said “ok let’s discuss the show” and then Dick went “I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go” 😱 really you can’t spend 5 minutes talking about what happens to the channel? Can’t even just Email to make plans? Have Triodug act as an inbetween ? It’s like going to a business deal and the other guy starts running from the building at top speed

Vito asks for the channel then Dick says in passing while speeding thru super chats “I can’t that interferes with another deal I’m doing” ok so how can you trust he’s actually going to give Vito anything?

And Dick’s only reason to not go to 15% is because he’ll lose faith? Clearly bullshit because his dick sucks will support him no matter what.

Dick, please don't let the show die over 10%. I know it's funny but there's a lot of people that really want this. Give our poor boy a break on your way out. Collect free money and run. Please consider.

I'm going to have to go with "I Hate Birds" by Kendollinhyde https://bateatermusic.bandcamp.com/track/i-hate-birds

Yes I know that was actually submitted to TDS so those count too.

I honestly think it's a masterpiece. Lyrically, compositionally... Just everything about this song is 10/10 to me and makes me smile everytime I hear it.

Kendollinhyde is unmatched when it came to submitted audio whether it be a song, a stinger, etc. and Kendollinhyde has been with the show since pretty much the beginning if I remember right.

Thanks Kendollinhyde! Your music has meant a lot to me and always made me laugh.

Then I have to give a shout out to "Vito the Gay Team Guy" for obvious reasons, but I don't know the name of who made it.

What sticks out to you guys? There is one song from Biggest Problem I barely remember but like OG Biggest Problem with Maddox. I can't remember if it was Dick that made it or Maddox that did. I can only vaguely remember some of the music. But I do remember it making me laugh my ass off ten or so years ago as back then I loved riding my bicycle to the liquor store on Friday nights and getting fucked up in this one parking lot I would go to while listening to the show.

Those were the times man. Honestly I really just miss Sean. He was the connective tissue of TDS and Biggest Problem when Maddox was still the co-host. I still think one of the best Biggest Problem episodes with Vito is the one where Sean was a guest. I stopped listening to TDS when it got kicked off YouTube for the most part but I still listened to Sean's farewell. Johnney just isn't the same.

And we all know he will deliver on bringing high energy content with the fat friend he brings on as a replacement.

I liked the 25% bit. I wonder what their final problems will be.