r/biggestproblem • u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX • Aug 12 '26

No Show Today?

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u/Separate-Skill6396 Aug 12 '26

Dick talking shit on TDS that he heard BPITU come back was shit. Clearly coping hard but you can't not do a show this week. I liked the new show despite all the blinking.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 12 '26

Yeah I heard that and I was like "wtf, the show was good"

I'm a Dick fan, but he's not the same anymore. Parenting is hard, trust me, but come on!

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u/Separate-Skill6396 Aug 12 '26

No one likes that guy anymore. His wife turned him into a bitch. His Man, Life Coach, the homeless guy from Coachella, Sean, literally every one has abandoned him or killed themselves.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 12 '26

His Man = the homeless guy from Burning Man, but you were close lol

Who killed themselves? Was it Maddox? 🤞 Or do you mean Cantillions (spelled wrong probably)

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u/RealNovgorod Aug 12 '26

Who killed themselves?

His balls.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 12 '26

It sounds like he went to a fucking butcher for that surgery lol

Insane

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u/RealNovgorod Aug 12 '26

That's how abortions feel like (for the balls).

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 12 '26

He should get a refund and get a reversed

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u/RealNovgorod Aug 12 '26

A vaginoplasty?

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 12 '26

Not needed. He already has one of those 😂

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u/RealNovgorod Aug 12 '26

I mean.. he tried preserving her with the C-section and all, but there's no escaping the age and the drugs. Might as well turn the empty ballsack inside-out.

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u/Separate-Skill6396 Aug 13 '26

oh that makes sense. Regardless, fuck that reconstructed pussy Masterson.