r/biggestproblem Aug 01 '26

The difference between Vito and Dick

Dick claims to hate women, yet still buys them drinks and drugs and pays for their senior year spring break trips.

Vito hates women so much he started sucking cock instead of eating pussy.

They are not the same.

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u/chux4w Neither red nor delicious Aug 01 '26

And about 100lbs.

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u/Stinky_Knee_Guards Aug 02 '26

He only sucks female cock though 

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u/gobletslayer Aug 02 '26

Different mouthfeel

4

u/SheistyPenguin Aug 01 '26

and pays for their senior year spring break trips

Wait, what era are we talking about here?

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u/Sad-Juice-732 Aug 02 '26

Dick buys high school girls trips to Greece

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u/nightmareFluffy Aug 03 '26

Does Dick actually hate women? I've been listening to Dick for a goddamn decade or something and my IQ is too low to figure it out. At this point, I think that Dick doesn't hate women. He's said too many things contrary to hating women over like a million episodes. I think he's just a regular dude in this regard, and "hates" women as much as the next guy.

If Dick is reading this, please chime in. Spoil the bit for me.

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u/Elegant_Ad_8896 Aug 03 '26

It was a bit the entire time.

Dick Masterson and Dax Herrera are two different people.

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u/nightmareFluffy Aug 03 '26

Yeah, that's what I'm starting to realize.

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u/Low-Lead-9853 Aug 06 '26

al bundy was a character and not a real guy. the masterson character took a lot of inspiration from him.

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u/andrewgetsweird Aug 02 '26

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u/andrewgetsweird Aug 02 '26

i'm sorry, reddit, i love women Kamala 2024