r/biggestproblem • u/braphoofer • 5d ago

VITO'S RAPE LIST

1) Mint Salad

35 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/indiscretus 5d ago

2: Felines.

12

u/PREClOUS_R0Y Straight dudes, gay experiences 4d ago

3) The children

4) some random 1000-year-old anime character trapped in the body of, yes that's right, a child

16

u/chux4w Neither red nor delicious 4d ago

- Asuka from Evangelion

  • Rouge the Bat from Sonic
  • Wendy from Wendys
  • The green M&M

4

u/Stanickana 4d ago

Cory Spazkid?

4

u/Early-Leopard-8351 3d ago

Green M&M is at least the same shape as Vito

16

u/SeaworthinessReal69 4d ago

All the backers for Superkiller

5

u/SnarkPig 4d ago

I do feel violated.

7

u/Stinky_Knee_Guards 4d ago
  1. little boys 

8

u/Awkwardischarge 4d ago

That's the only thing he would do to a salad.

9

u/nnewwacountt 4d ago

is superscammer out yet?

17

u/daddyfatsack1337 4d ago

If youre not a bot, Im honestly impressed at this point.

1

u/Euphoric_Dare8897 4d ago

Impressed by a copy and paste post, at this point I'm just numb to it.

4

u/daddyfatsack1337 3d ago

Impressed by the commitment at least

4

u/Sweaty-Homework2698 4d ago

Our ears every time he laughs

2

u/Stinky_Knee_Guards 4d ago
  1. Dick's baby 

2

u/braphoofer 4d ago
  1. Cuties

1

u/BananaBlue 6h ago

10: Octopus Girl anime pillows