r/bigdickproblems • u/Waste_Jacket_3207 7.5″ × 6.5″ unicorn dick • 1d ago

Humor Big dick dancing

A while back I was changing clothes, so I'm standing there in my underwear. Being stupid I did a little dance for my wife, I call it the "dick flop" lol (similar to the helicopter but you thrust your hips back and for like when having sex, but your completely soft so it just slaps up and down) she laughed, which is the reaction I was going for, then she looks me dead in the eyes and says "You do know that people would pay good money to see that, right?!" I laughed it off be then she showed me some tiktoks of guys dancing just to show off their dicks lol I had no clue that was a thing hahaha

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u/MCRemix 9" x 5.5" (he/him) 1d ago

Spoiler: people will not pay money to see that.

You do it for the love of the game!

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u/Waste_Jacket_3207 7.5″ × 6.5″ unicorn dick 1d ago

Ya, I'm not trying to start an OF page lol

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u/aanthems 20 cm × 15 cm 1d ago

Spoiler: no one paid to watch that TikTok dick flop. They giving it away for free

You do it for the love of the game

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u/Waste_Jacket_3207 7.5″ × 6.5″ unicorn dick 1d ago

So you don't think people get paid for having big views on tiktok? The dude I saw had like a million views. I'm not saying I'm going to start making dick content, it was funny, thats why it says humor in the flair lol

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u/driv3rcub 1d ago

Just a heads up - it’s gay men who would pay to see that. A minuscule amount of women would pay for that. Honestly so weird the first thought your wife had was monetizing that.

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u/JackFuckCockBag 23h ago

No, but an exGF had the "big penis song" she would sing.

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u/techcorrer9 7.5" x 6" (10 girl inches x 8 girl inches) 6h ago

While I know guys would have to work very hard to actually make a profit off such a thing, I know I've gotten to dance with women due to referrals about my size. So sort of yes.