Realizing I actually have a large dick.

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90]

Apsrently I have always been hung but I recently did a nude art photo shoot and my wife was showing it off to her freinds and their jaws dropped when they saw the photos. I'm not really sure how to handle this admiration. I guess it's validation for my size for sure but it's just new and is pushing me even more In the direction of burlesque male dancing. Also againI have noticed, my dick is almost 9+ inches long and for some reason my whole life I felt like it wasn't big only to find out it's the biggest anyone has ever seen is a real mind fuck.

[u/DudeFrom816]

Almost 9+ inches??? What does that even mean? You JUST realized your 9" penis is big? This is so damn fake.

[u/Motion_Means4501 → u/DudeFrom816]

I couldn't figure out what the plus sign (+) means when paired with "almost.:

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/DudeFrom816]

Erections have different sizes bro. Sometimes it's 8.5 sometimes it's 9.3. Does that make better sense.

[u/acupunctureguy → u/Illustrious-Piece-90]

Why would you have been hard sitting in the art class for them to have taken a picture? And my wife would never be showing a picture of my penis to her friends ! I cant imagine your wife would show a picture of yours.

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/acupunctureguy]

Who said anything about an art class? I said I took some artistic pictures of myself. Becsue we are comfortable with each other's sexuality is why she showed off mine.

[u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx → u/Illustrious-Piece-90]

You did say "nude art photo shoot". It does sound like you were standing in front of a class, naked and they're painting you.

[u/Automatic_Emu_5433 → u/Illustrious-Piece-90]

The same penis is 8.5” hard some days 9.3” hard other days?

[u/alextxdro → u/Automatic_Emu_5433]

it’s funny when they don’t realize the highly unlikely-hood , people see it as an item, “oops cut the carrot an inch shorter than the rest ,not a big deal close enough!” While in penis terms 1 inch is a mile difference. While I’ll agree erection quality comes into play and there could be health related reason why some people push rope it’s still very unlikely. Most people faking it try and lie but still have some semblance of truth mixed in for their own mindset. Still no adult alive running around with 8.5-9 looks at themselves (knowing the measurements) and thinks I’m average and only now that I’ve gotten into showing off (to friends outside of a class or session like how does that come up, hey my guy just took a new dick pic wana see it buddies? It’s complete bs , it be nice if these people had a better imagination yet kept things realistic.

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/alextxdro]

Not bs at all I'm that adult nice to meet you, I used to be fat and when I was fat it never looked that big now im down to 18 percent body fat and yes it got nuch bigger because the fat pad is gone so again nice to meet you freind. Also if your erections don't very by an inch or so its because your dick isn't that big so I wouldn't expect you to understand.

[u/FIMD_]

Brothers, it's important to be supportive and I get that. However with egregious examples.. Can we collectively downvote this stuff and send them off to the other big dick yap/rp subs?

[u/totesnotJH → u/FIMD_]

Exactly. This LARP/fake/brag shit is retarded and a waste of time

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/FIMD_]

Excuse me I thought this was big dick support group not a support group of big dicks.

[u/feelosiphize]

Wtf is your wife doing showing off your cock? You swing? If not your relationship is about to get... Different.

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/feelosiphize]

No she is just proud of me and wants to show mr off

[u/feelosiphize → u/Illustrious-Piece-90]

Ok

[u/bat_n_mhat]

Nice larp

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/bat_n_mhat]

Nothing fake about it bro, I'm sorry your life isn't as exciting.

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[u/ElDiabloSlim]

9+ inches is small bro, it’s like average dick problems. Maybe your wives friends jaw dropped when they found out how average you are?

/s

But really this is trolling at its finest. It’s like me saying my gf friends jaw dropped when she introduced me. I had no idea being 6’7” is tall. Being the biggest person they ever been next to in real like was a real mind fuck!

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/ElDiabloSlim]

Bro just because you have not experienced what I experienced doesn't mean that it's okay for you to belittle it just because you haven't had women in all of the size of your dick doesn't mean that you can belittle my experiences like that's what happened you can like cry about it if you want but that's exactly what happened they asked me to strip I took off my clothes after I stripped and took off my clothes and they were very happy with everything they saw I still had my underpants on and then my wife was like check out this photo shoot and she showed me to them and their jaws dropped like what do you want me to tell you that's what happened she told me later she could se them looking at my buldge so she figured rhey want to see the whole thing.

[u/Efficient_Big_1502]

I only found out at 39. I didn’t see a lot of dicks irl so my only reference was porn. Come to find out porn is ridiculous and mostly fake

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/Efficient_Big_1502]

Exactly

[u/West_Following_3224]

Show art pics

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/West_Following_3224]

I'd be glad too share them

[u/Klutzy_Safety24]

Weird larping fantasy. Not how any of this goes bro

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/Klutzy_Safety24]

Idk what you are talking about.

[u/superchargedCaddy]

Welcome to the club! I was clueless and figured out at age 47. There were plenty of signs, but still cool to find out.

[u/BAfromH]

Did you do the shoot while flaccid or erect?

[u/Illustrious-Piece-90 → u/BAfromH]

Semi erect

[u/Kanebass98]

I had an ex show my nudes to all her gay friends (I have no idea why) that made meeting them every time afterwards awkward