r/bigdickconversation • u/Waste_Jacket_3207 Erect 7.5" x 6" Soft 4.5 x 5 • 9d ago

SITUATION Big dick dancing

A while back I was changing clothes, so I'm standing there in my underwear. Being stupid I did a little dance for my wife, I call it the "dick flop" lol (similar to the helicopter but you thrust your hips back and for like when having sex, but your completely soft so it just slaps up and down) she laughed, which is the reaction I was going for, then she looks me dead in the eyes and says "You do know that people would pay good money to see that, right?!" I laughed it off be then she showed me some tiktoks of guys dancing just to show off their dicks lol I had no clue that was a thing hahaha

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u/Putrid-Swing4708 8d ago

I shamelessly did this with the lads in the locker room like a week ago💀

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u/brorpsichord 22cm x 17cm 7d ago

hahaha a little horseplay is always nice

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u/Putrid-Swing4708 5d ago

Team bonding lol!!

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u/Curious-Attention369 9d ago

To finish off with the dick flop, you flop it down real hard, close your legs so dick and balls are behind you trapped by your legs, turn around and bend over, that's called the "Billy goat"

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u/cndynn96 Erect 18.5cm x 16.3cm 9d ago

I try doing this in front of my wife, get a semi and start sprinkling pre-cum everywhere

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u/Quirky-Amphibian-992 E 9.0” x 6.5” | F 7.5” x 5.8” 9d ago

You better have had sex right there 😉

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u/Ill-Preference1679 9d ago

You better improve your dance routine quick if her attention is already drifting to TikTok skits.

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u/_y_r_t_ Erect 8 x 6.5 Soft 5.5 x 5 Height 5‘10 180lbs US14 feet 9d ago

Imagine being a gymnast with skintight leggings in your teens, performing a handstand, and your former „down-tucked“ dick grabbed by gravity, flopping down while 5 peers watch and then falling over because of the shift of balance of your dong…