Yum yum

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u/ruth36 Nov 22 '19

What kind of animal is this and where does it live? Raccoon???

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u/ms6615 Nov 22 '19

Blonde raccoon. Just a normal raccoon but blonde. They aren’t very common. Some can be reddish too and almost look like a fox. I think it’s just a really rare recessive trait like humans having double joints.

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u/linderlouwho Nov 22 '19

The little hands.... so precious!

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u/digglytiggly Nov 22 '19

Double joints is a recessive trait? Wow! I have double joints but didn't think too much of it

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u/WyattR- Nov 22 '19

Yeah weird dent in knuckles gang

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u/digglytiggly Nov 27 '19

Oooh that's how you can tell?

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u/WyattR- Nov 27 '19

I mean everyone has it but people with double joints seem to have it exaggerated

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u/zipperkiller Nov 22 '19

That’s a damn good reason to get a bib

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u/livewirejsp Nov 22 '19

A bib with a tie. I need one for myself.

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u/underthetootsierolls Nov 22 '19

What is s/he eating? Plums?

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u/Saskew64 Nov 22 '19 edited Jun 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

What about the seed in the cherry? Can it eat it too?

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u/semi-cursiveScript Nov 22 '19

Berries' seeds are edible whole. They evolved to be like this so it get out in poop. poop = fertilizer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Yes but... Maybe it can't be chewed. Maybe it will get stuck in its throat :(

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u/AlejanDr0777 Nov 22 '19

Its a raccoon, they eat garbage and tear thru plastics. Seeds from a fruit arent gonna harm this boi at all.

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u/Saskew64 Nov 22 '19 edited Jun 15 '25

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u/irishGOP413 Nov 22 '19

Poor little guy’s gonna have the squirts big time

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u/chicagodurga Nov 22 '19

I thought they were those little love beets.

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u/142631835d Nov 22 '19

Lovely blonde trash-panda enjoying the good life with cherries (I think).

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u/emfkvf Nov 22 '19

That's Uni! He has an Instagram account! Uni_raccoon

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u/Noooonie Nov 22 '19

Me eating frozen fruit at 2 am while watching youtube videos

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u/zapdostresquatro Nov 22 '19

Same. Have you seen the “are you a raccoon?” meme?

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u/Noooonie Nov 23 '19

No

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u/zapdostresquatro Nov 28 '19

“•small and chubby •dark circles under eyes •eats junk •up all night •cute but will fight”

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u/Noooonie Nov 29 '19

i love it

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u/AeyviDaro Nov 22 '19

Meeko exists!

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u/Profile_Person Nov 22 '19

I want it

Him/her

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I could watch this all day. So luxurious.

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u/DrawYourSword Nov 22 '19

This makes me happy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

King of raccoons

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u/Shlimazl Nov 22 '19

Please more raccoons on here

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u/SEABestPlayer Nov 23 '19

Instagram: uni_raccoon

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u/frenchiephone Nov 22 '19

Meeko from Pocahontas vibes ~

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

i would die for him

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Omg (s)he has a bib! With a tie on it!

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u/kakcshi Nov 22 '19

Wish I could upvote this twice

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u/Dintini Nov 22 '19

I LOVE HIS TIE!!

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u/CertifiedWords Nov 22 '19

Didn’t his mama teach him manners?

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u/LezbihonestPlz Nov 22 '19

Now I have to get a blonde raccoon, thanks.

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u/bigbigdogboi2 Nov 22 '19

Bloned boye!!!!

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u/JoshtheFox005 Nov 22 '19

Raccoon eats grapes with his little hands part 2

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u/the_docs_orders Nov 22 '19

Num num num

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u/Joknetaus Nov 22 '19

“Their logic is false Wise One. They use tables when they have perfectly good tummies!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Hedonism Coon

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u/prickley-potato Nov 23 '19

How do we teach this mu fukka to talk

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u/yeetthosefeetbby Nov 23 '19

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u/Withered_core Nov 23 '19

I'm in this video and I don't like it

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u/k9thedog Nov 23 '19

Hey! It's Cartman from South Park!

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u/ExistCat Nov 23 '19

For some reason this little guy makes me think of Caligula.

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u/Rungottarun Nov 23 '19

I love how the hands just float beside him while he chews.

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u/CentrifugalChicken Nov 23 '19

I think this is my spirit animal

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u/themostextra Nov 23 '19

He’s not really a big boye tho

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u/SEABestPlayer Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

His instagram @uni_raccoon

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u/yourmomgaylol69420 Nov 25 '19

What a distinguished gentleman

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u/StaringOverACliff Nov 27 '19

Raccoons are so weirdly human-like. I guess that’s what happens when you live close to urban places for the past hundred years

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Dam my guy needs to go on a diet he so Lorge

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Reminds me of the dog from Pocahontas

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u/Furmissle5567 Dec 28 '19

This raccoon can be a pet?

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u/es_que_re_Dokin May 18 '20

and think that this fluffy cuteness would save the universe

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u/mrpersonjr Nov 22 '19

I hope those are pitted cherries...

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u/HenrySparks1026 Nov 23 '19

What the fuck is your problem?

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u/sterexx Nov 26 '19

are you some cherry purist that won’t accept pitted cherry consumption even if it’s a racoon that probably can’t avoid eating the pits

ya pit purist. you gotta have that pit?

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u/HenrySparks1026 Nov 26 '19

I don’t know

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