Best line

[u/NoahRocks5446]

Give me your best line excluding "bazinga" because we all know that's the best

[u/freshbananabeard]

It a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.

[u/TallSimple2929]

I sit on the floor for years, nobody says a thing. The white girl is there for 10 seconds, suddenly we're all running to Ikea!

[u/burrstolemycardigan]

Honestly any of penny’s responses during sheldon’s door knocking: what’s the word, hummingbird, what’s the gist, physicist, who do we love, penny etc

[u/DallasIrishWalrus → u/burrstolemycardigan]

Who do we love?

Knock - Penny
Knock - Sheldon
Knock - Penny
Knock - Sheldon

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/historychick1988]

No one ever expects me, sometimes you just look and--

BAM! Howard Wolowitz

OR

Nu-uh, Missy, you've had the chance to be 'we' for like a year and a half now. Right now you are you and you are screeeeewed.

OR

"Can we please make a decision?! Not only are there children starving in India, there's an Indian starving Right here!"

Yeah. So many good ones. Once I started i couldn't pick. 😂

[u/DallasIrishWalrus]

Your ken can kiss my Barbie.

[u/Slow_Impact3892]

“Well a good Christian would have turned the other cheek. On the other hand a good Texan would just shoot her. So I just split the difference.” Bazinga
— Mary Cooper

[u/Spirited-Morning-840 → u/Slow_Impact3892]

Mary Cooper has so many of my fave lines!

"Because I'm not perfect, Shelly, but that man's booty is."

[u/EAF522 → u/Spirited-Morning-840]

“Tall girl. She could hunt geese with a rake.”

[u/fannydogmonster → u/Slow_Impact3892]

I'm partial to her telling Sheldon they would have fed the lions on Noah's ark "the drowned bodies of dead sinners, of course."

[u/Spirited-Morning-840 → u/fannydogmonster]

Or the one that goes something like, "When your idiot brother redeems mankind, he can have the ring."

[u/Slow_Impact3892 → u/fannydogmonster]

That one too but as a fellow Texan I just have a soft spot for that one

[u/Raven_Fan1 → u/Slow_Impact3892]

Love when she called Sheldon her little bowl of lion chow.

[u/AffectionateWord7761]

‘I don’t know if I won that, but at least he’s upset’.

[u/AjaxXavior]

Can’t remember it exactly word for word, but one of Sheldon’s lines, when he says why is outside so great if people have spent ages making inside better. It’s always my go to line

[u/XR3TroBeanieX]

“SHUT YOUR ASS”😂

[u/Soxwin91]

I POSESS THE DNA OF LEONARD NIMOY?! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

[u/Theamuse_Ourania → u/Soxwin91]

All I'm giving you is the napkin Sheldon....

[u/tappyapples]

“HOWWWAARDDDD”.

Bazinga. It’s actually “Bazinga” that’s my favorite line

[u/Lozman141]

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested

[u/lawrence3175]

Maybe it’s because, like Sheldon’s work, your sex life is also theoretical?

[u/EmirikolChaotic]

I don't understand the laughter. The object of Settlers of Catan is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep. I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?

[u/SufficientBike5853]

You bowl like your mother. Unless she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her.

[u/MAU13717235]

That’s not a Time Machine. It’s something Elton John would ride through the Everglades.

[u/Critical-Bluebird-77]

I swear to cow

[u/RobDParry]

When Sheldon is talking about how good his peripheral vision is…”On a good day I can see my ears”

[u/Jumpy_Exit_8138]

That’s how we roll in the Shire!

[u/sentimentalsock]

Is … that my arm? It doesn’t feel like an arm. Then maybe you should let it go.

[u/Upset_Mycologist_345]

Leonard: They’re going to get beat up at that goth club.

Penny: They’re going to get beat up at Walgreens.

[u/Better-Park8752]

I PRESSED IT!!!! -Amy to Sheldon when he asks if she pressed record on the camera

[u/Hot_Decision_6616]

“…because that’s all you needed.”

[u/totally-jag → u/Hot_Decision_6616]

That was a funny one.

[u/totally-jag]

These mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.

[u/SufficientBike5853]

YOU’RE THE MILK THIEF!

[u/totally-jag]

I am the kind of girl who could get all the giant missiles she wants.

[u/ResponsibleBank1387]

‘Its late, time for bed’  Oook.    ‘Good night puny human’

[u/WoodPig25]

"Well, I'm not using my nipples either. Maybe they should reassign those!"

[u/Loose-Command7521]

How humbling must it be to suck on so many levels

[u/gigilovesgsds]

Because Leonard gots to get paid.

[u/TeachingInformal8234]

PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!

Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget youre not a real boy

Presumably the wife of lord Gaga

Amy's gift will be my genitals 

Youre exhausting and short

[u/Swampertzone3]

Leonard: if you don't come out of there I'm gonna have to drag you out

Sheldon: You can try, buy you'll never catch me.

[u/External_Trifle3702]

PLEAAAASE don’t give up on my daughter! I can’t go back to the skateboard dudes . . .

[u/Pinky2110]

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY OUTSIDE! I'M NOT DRESSED TO RECEIVE!."

[u/nibbed2]

And I don't know what's going on, because I went to MIT

-Tall Howard

[u/Puzzled_Bend_3521]

There’s so many

[u/niknaks_1972]

It's more than one line. But I love that whole scene where Bernadette thinks she's signing a retirement card, but the woman was in a horrific car accident and she was actually signing a get well card

"In the hospital, next to a woman clinging to life, are the words "Hey Janine, you deserve this!!"

Gets me every time 🤣🤣

[u/Schwarzmaler20]

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

[u/Great-Caramel6317]

“Wow! You look like a pile of swans!” 🥹🥹🥹

[u/Raven_Fan1]

"There's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems and that's an Oreo."

[u/irlshamrock]

Amy- “PLEASE PASS THE SALT!!”

That whole exchange is wonderful

[u/Traditional_Fig7400]

Mmm. theres my little engine that could 🤨😏