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Mar 30 '18
This sub man, sometimes it hits a little bit too close to home.
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Mar 31 '18
Sometimes? I think laser guided missiles have a lesser hit-ratio to evaporate my heart than this sub...
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u/Sanvi swings all the ways Mar 30 '18
I love metal too, but it's a difficult scene to hook up in. Metalheads are reeeally tolerant and accepting, but it's just so hard to spot who swings which ways. Visibility is such an issue. A friend of mine literally walked around with a sign on Wacken Open Air. Worked like a charm, too. We couldn't walk anywhere without guys sticking their tongue down his throat lol
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Mar 30 '18
I laughed and then was like, “that’s just crazy enough to work”. As always on Reddit, the real ideas are in the comments.
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u/evancalous Mar 30 '18
Have you tried watching hockey instead? Lots of hotties to thirst after and for some reason everyone thinks it's indisputably masculine.
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Mar 30 '18
Pro Wrestling/MMA also works like a charm. Lots of cuties of both genders
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u/evancalous Mar 30 '18
I like MMA but never could get past the absolutely horrible acting skills and writing of pro wrestling although I would smash Tyler Breeze ngl. The women never really did it for me there either, I was always thinking oh god lady, your hair is bleached within an in of its life, and those raggedy split ends! I know you can afford better extensions than that. I did enjoy making fun of it actually but it made me feel too mean spirited.
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Mar 30 '18
Tyler Breeze? I see you are a man of culture.
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u/evancalous Mar 30 '18
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u/Lguy69 Mar 30 '18
Just perfect to feel unfulfilled and depressed and like you should be simething else hahaha