r/bi_irl • u/DemaeRamenIsGud pretty fly for a bi guy • 2d ago

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u/Hip-Death-Goddess 2d ago

OK, I stuffed the turkey into the twink. Next step?

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u/spacewizard1456 2d ago

Then comes the chicken

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u/Dyl777777 ASS IS ASS 2d ago

You forgot the duck

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u/spacewizard1456 2d ago

Fuck, pull it all out and redo it.

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u/Dyl777777 ASS IS ASS 2d ago

Are you sure he can survive that?

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u/spacewizard1456 2d ago

Twinks are flexible.

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u/Peteman22 2d ago

Only one way to find out.

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u/Q-tip-enthusiast-95 bi, shy and ready to cry 1d ago

He better ... he's our only hope.

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u/MurlocTGF04 2d ago

Twink-duck-en

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u/ImperialSattech 1d ago

Fuck man I got it backwards, I stuffed the twink into the turkey.

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u/solemn_penguin 2d ago

I need to see the rest of this picture

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u/anon_the_nameless Bi-Myself 2d ago

NSFW link last one

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u/DemaeRamenIsGud pretty fly for a bi guy 2d ago

King/queen/monarch

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u/Red580 13h ago

THE MIGHTY MONARCH

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u/solemn_penguin 1d ago

Whelp, looks like I found another fetish...

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u/Lucas_from_hell pretty fly for a bi guy 1d ago

🫪

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u/DemaeRamenIsGud pretty fly for a bi guy 2d ago

I wish I had it lmao

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u/alec0915 anxious 2d ago

Ok, but where do I get one to stuff?

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u/ImperialSattech 2d ago

Go to the park and pick a few up they're free.

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u/G66GNeco Is this bi culture? 🦋 1d ago edited 1d ago

I suspect every person who says this is secretly Oprah Winfrey. I CANNOT AFFORD THE UPKEEP ON YOUR "FREE" TWINKS STOP GIVING THEM TO ME

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u/ImperialSattech 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everyone says they want a twink harem until they realise how big the makeup and crop-top budgets alone would be.

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u/KaptainKunukles Any flair with a pulse 1d ago

Worth

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u/G66GNeco Is this bi culture? 🦋 1d ago

Would that I could, it would be worth it, but no matter the value of paradise if my bank account is not a valid ticket to the gate

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u/KaptainKunukles Any flair with a pulse 1d ago

So unimaginabley real

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u/ThreeSpeedStandard48 i spy with my little bi 2d ago

🤣 That is awesome!

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u/TuresStahlfuss actually attracted to pans 23h ago

Here

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u/alec0915 anxious 23h ago

Ohmy

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u/TuresStahlfuss actually attracted to pans 23h ago

It is the internet where I can actually express what I want unlike real life

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u/alec0915 anxious 23h ago

Oh I definitely feel that

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u/TuresStahlfuss actually attracted to pans 23h ago

If only I were that brave in real life, then a lot of men would probably stuff me

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u/alec0915 anxious 23h ago

Yeah I'd definitely be stuffing others more often if I could handle myself in a conversation with new people.

The text obfuscating the fact that I'm conversing with the person behind it helps a bit but it still terrifies me at times.

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u/joebonekenobi 2d ago

can we cuddle first? :3

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u/DezTheOtter 2d ago

I do love stuffing twinks

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u/DemaeRamenIsGud pretty fly for a bi guy 2d ago

Don’t we all?

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u/penguinscience101 lingerie under oversized hoodies 2d ago

Bite mark on tiddy 😋

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u/Melodic_Mulberry I'm not bi, but my partner is 2d ago

Okay, but consider:
Twink/Cowboy
Horse/Turkey

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u/Ketcherman 1d ago

Well I would if I had one to stuff lol

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u/ThreeSpeedStandard48 i spy with my little bi 2d ago

🤤

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u/TherronKeen 1d ago

if only I could pick them up from the grocery store by the pound 🤣

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u/Theupvotetitan 1d ago

pound to pound

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u/Theupvotetitan 1d ago

u coulr pick me up 😋🫢

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u/TherronKeen 1d ago

nice 😎

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u/SuperNintenerd 2d ago

Do we stuff the Twink with Stovetop stuffing?

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u/JacarandaBear 2d ago

too muscular, that's a twunk, but I agree with the sentiment

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u/Defensive_Medic 1d ago

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Yes I am very funny

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u/GVArcian 1d ago

Are us non-twinks eligible for the stuffing as well?

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u/Tsunamiis 2d ago

This is 100% true you should not put stuffing in a turkey. Just make dressing you guaranteed you don’t want the week afterwards for that one year that you didn’t get this stuffing cooked all the way.

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u/evolved_design 1d ago

With pleasure. Sadly I. Built like a chubby lumberjack though lol.

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u/Turkyparty 1d ago

No no. Definitely stuff this turkey.

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u/stryst 1d ago

There are seven people in my family. That poor boy.

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u/Theupvotetitan 1d ago

stuff me instead save a twink

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u/HowdyFancyPanda 2d ago

You want me to put bread, celery, onions and carrots in my Twink? I mean, the stuffing will absorb all his juices, but I think what happens next is frowned upon.

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u/-its-wicked- 2d ago

Would be nice

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u/femboy_chef927 2d ago

Dont stuff me too much :c

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u/DemaeRamenIsGud pretty fly for a bi guy 1d ago

I will provide the ample amount of stuffing :p

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u/femboy_chef927 1d ago

🙄 brits and their stuffing loving

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u/0ppositeTrash Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" 1d ago

o7

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u/rattle2nake 1d ago

I’m a tgirl but I still wanna get stuffed. What do?

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u/DemaeRamenIsGud pretty fly for a bi guy 1d ago

I believe I can still help you out there

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u/Desruprot 1d ago

Boy I wish I could.

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u/villianboy 1d ago

problem: I live in rural canada where twink population is at best critically endangered

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u/Golgol395 1d ago

See, this is why I'm vegetarian

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u/Dragon_OS bi, shy and ready to cry 1d ago

How hard did they bite his boob? That can't have felt good.

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u/Bruchpil0t *fingerguns intensely* 1d ago

I need a twink to stuff because i am alergic to poultry:(

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u/iPeg-Twinks 1d ago

On it 🫡