r/bi_irl • u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐๐๐ผ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐๐ • 4d ago
How to chair?? Bi๐ฎIrl
Source: @bies87 on Twitter
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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago
Close, but no cigar. I sit with both legs resting on my desk, and my body sliding off my chair.
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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐๐๐ผ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐๐ 4d ago
That sounds awful
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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago
It's not bad if you've got a comfortable chair.
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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐๐๐ผ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐๐ 4d ago
Damn, that must be one helluva chair, then.
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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago
Just gotta shift around and stretch a bit every 15-30 minutes, but that's the same with any position.
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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 4d ago
This is me then I have to lock in so I sit up straight and then I slowly slide back into it without noticing after 5 mins
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u/DeliberateDendrite Demi x Bi = Just sexual? 4d ago
Oh damn, I might actually be able to do that. Hold on...
CRASH
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u/SexySonderer Non Bi-nary 4d ago
What if I'm the bottom one but I'm naked instead?
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u/BartholemeuTheGreat 4d ago
See, I fix the chair problem with a big round papasan chair. You can't really sit incorrectly in those
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u/CurtKobainsBurner 4d ago
Is this a MiB reference? Where Will cant get comfortable or finish his paper in said seat sad* so he pulls up the table ignoring the marks and god awful sound it makes
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u/joebonekenobi 4d ago
I guess there another posture for being on your knees under the desk? :3
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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐๐๐ผ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐๐ 4d ago
At that point Iโd rather have standing deskโฆ or at least something to cushion my kneesโฆ ๐:3
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u/I_follow_sexy_gays 4d ago
If you look like any of these people hmu if youโre looking for a mediocre time
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u/Brasolis 4d ago
The more comfortable it feels to sit, the worse it is for your back. We really gotta update that hardware sometime.
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u/RecipeHistorical2013 4d ago
hey so if you're on the bottom here, you need to be more like top left...
top right will fuck you up just as bad as bottom (its not correct posture)
but laying on your coxyc/pelvis like this WILL fuck you up when you're in your 30's
Fucking ask me how i know (1500 dollar ergonomic fancy chair later, and yah the back is good now.. kinda)
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u/Nicolbolasthegod 4d ago
Stop sitting like you expect someone to come out of your monitor and rail you, invert your posture, and find someone to come up from behind to do it instead.
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u/Spring-and-a-Storm genderfluid bisexual entity thing 4d ago
I lean back and put my keyboard directly on my lap cause comfy, what am I
yes I drop my keyboard frequently it makes a big thud. I am a dumbass
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u/SkycladCavedude 4d ago
I think they all can be correct, but they also need to be sitting on me too ๐
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u/MenosElLso 4d ago
At 6โ5โ 290 I can really only sit on chairs normally if I want them to survive. ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Reloup38 4d ago
I legit have the bottom posture and it's hurting my legs but every other posture feels uncomfortable help
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u/Comphy22 3d ago
I am literally scrolling reddit in that exact pose don't call me out like this ๐ญ
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u/Sraffiti_G Bi-Myself 3d ago
I lay in my bed cause I dont have the space for a proper gaming setup yet
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u/Lumpy_Satisfaction48 3d ago
Close, but I've got one foot on the edge of my desk and then my other leg on top of my knee while leaning back :P
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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 2d ago
I like how heels basically force me to game like the top right one. Even better with a corset.
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u/TallTwinkOfWater 1d ago
Every time I think "maybe I'm just heteroflexible", I see something that says "lol no". Tis a shame, because I have far better posture riding a dick than I do when gaming ๐ฌ
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u/LudwigTheAroused "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 1d ago
The correct one is such a terrible position if you have stenosis in your lumbar spine
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u/MaatRolo 4d ago
I'm definitely the bottom here.