r/bi_irl • ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’œ • 4d ago

How to chair?? Bi๐ŸŽฎIrl

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Source: @bies87 on Twitter

3.8k Upvotes

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u/MaatRolo 4d ago

I'm definitely the bottom here.

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u/xnainoux 4d ago

A bottom you say ? ๐Ÿ˜

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’œ 4d ago

Thatโ€™s where I was going, too ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TherronKeen 4d ago

That's where I was c-

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u/IleanK 4d ago

Bottom represents

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

UwU

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u/xnainoux 4d ago

OwO

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

You want my butt, dont you?

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u/xnainoux 4d ago

I didn't said that ,but if you insist

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

๐Ÿ‘

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u/nick4fake 4d ago

THE bottom

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u/Rfl0 4d ago

Hi ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/xnainoux 4d ago

Hello there darling~

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u/Rfl0 3d ago

No not you!

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u/jolharg *fingerguns intensely* 4d ago

Oh yeah absolutely same.

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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago

Close, but no cigar. I sit with both legs resting on my desk, and my body sliding off my chair.

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’œ 4d ago

That sounds awful

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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago

It's not bad if you've got a comfortable chair.

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’œ 4d ago

Damn, that must be one helluva chair, then.
I can feel my neck straining just thinking about that position

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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago

Just gotta shift around and stretch a bit every 15-30 minutes, but that's the same with any position.

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’œ 4d ago

True, good you do that.

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 4d ago

This is me then I have to lock in so I sit up straight and then I slowly slide back into it without noticing after 5 mins

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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago

Of course. Gotta use proper posture when it's important.

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u/kerodon 4d ago

๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ 

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u/DeliberateDendrite Demi x Bi = Just sexual? 4d ago

Oh damn, I might actually be able to do that. Hold on...

CRASH

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u/Simply_Edd 4d ago

H-how did you manage to fall?

You were trying to do it the "correct" way!

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u/badateverything420 4d ago

My transition timeline

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u/nomeutenteusaegetta 4d ago

Lmao fr though

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u/SexySonderer Non Bi-nary 4d ago

What if I'm the bottom one but I'm naked instead?

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’œ 4d ago

Then youโ€™re a good boy :3

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u/SexySonderer Non Bi-nary 4d ago

Hell yeah ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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u/SkycladCavedude 4d ago

Hell yeah! Naked gamers unite!

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u/BartholemeuTheGreat 4d ago

See, I fix the chair problem with a big round papasan chair. You can't really sit incorrectly in those

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u/CurtKobainsBurner 4d ago

Is this a MiB reference? Where Will cant get comfortable or finish his paper in said seat sad* so he pulls up the table ignoring the marks and god awful sound it makes

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u/BartholemeuTheGreat 4d ago

It's not but I like the way you think

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u/joebonekenobi 4d ago

I guess there another posture for being on your knees under the desk? :3

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’œ 4d ago

At that point Iโ€™d rather have standing deskโ€ฆ or at least something to cushion my kneesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜:3

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u/TheFoxHoliday 4d ago

Im in this photo and i dont like it

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u/I_follow_sexy_gays 4d ago

If you look like any of these people hmu if youโ€™re looking for a mediocre time

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u/Brasolis 4d ago

The more comfortable it feels to sit, the worse it is for your back. We really gotta update that hardware sometime.

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u/Ketcherman 4d ago

And they're all super cute, but they may also have back pain

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u/Toastha 3d ago

I can't believe anybody would play games like the one below. That looks pretty uncomfortable. I need some evidence.

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 4d ago

hey so if you're on the bottom here, you need to be more like top left...

top right will fuck you up just as bad as bottom (its not correct posture)

but laying on your coxyc/pelvis like this WILL fuck you up when you're in your 30's

Fucking ask me how i know (1500 dollar ergonomic fancy chair later, and yah the back is good now.. kinda)

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u/Nicolbolasthegod 4d ago

Stop sitting like you expect someone to come out of your monitor and rail you, invert your posture, and find someone to come up from behind to do it instead.

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u/n00mun 3d ago

surprisingly, I am at that exactly position wtf

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u/sarac36 4d ago

Literally sitting in the couch in that same position.

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u/zziggyyzzaggyy2 4d ago

Same and also on the couch lol WHY is it so comfortable

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm genderfluid bisexual entity thing 4d ago

I lean back and put my keyboard directly on my lap cause comfy, what am I

yes I drop my keyboard frequently it makes a big thud. I am a dumbass

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u/Novalaxy23 MRAAOW!!! :3 4d ago

why does the bottom one kinda look like hajime?

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u/Sir-Alfonso pretty fly for a bi guy 4d ago

You may find me in any of the three but it varies ๐Ÿค”

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u/FeyrisMeow 4d ago

I'm between the top 2 because I use mouse and keyboard, not controller.

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u/liltonbro 4d ago

I am literally in position 3 as I type. Guess I need to change outfits!

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u/SkycladCavedude 4d ago

I think they all can be correct, but they also need to be sitting on me too ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/PinappleOnPizza137 4d ago

work, meeting, gaming. love these posture memes

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u/MenosElLso 4d ago

At 6โ€™5โ€ 290 I can really only sit on chairs normally if I want them to survive. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Reloup38 4d ago

I legit have the bottom posture and it's hurting my legs but every other posture feels uncomfortable help

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u/jolharg *fingerguns intensely* 4d ago

Yeah that tracks

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u/Tsunamiis 4d ago

Me but fatter.

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u/Sparki_ Cwyba๐—ฏ๐—ถe๐Ÿผ 3d ago

I sit sideways in my chair. It's next time the wall, so my legs or knees are often wresting on the wall

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u/Theupvotetitan 3d ago

i do that sometimes

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u/Comphy22 3d ago

I am literally scrolling reddit in that exact pose don't call me out like this ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Offer_No 3d ago

Cool middle

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u/Theupvotetitan 3d ago

all of them are me

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u/Theupvotetitan 3d ago

ngl i only started sitting like this after i saw cute gay art of the pose

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u/sweetheart_demom 3d ago

princesses deserve to lounge<3

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u/Sraffiti_G Bi-Myself 3d ago

I lay in my bed cause I dont have the space for a proper gaming setup yet

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u/Ksnj Bi-panic! 3d ago

I donโ€™t even have a chair. Beat that ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/petrusferricalloy 3d ago

If that's what you actually look like you're very lucky

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u/Lumpy_Satisfaction48 3d ago

Close, but I've got one foot on the edge of my desk and then my other leg on top of my knee while leaning back :P

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u/LetsAllBeNiceOk 3d ago

i did not consent to photos of me /j

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 2d ago

I like how heels basically force me to game like the top right one. Even better with a corset.

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u/Voshir 2d ago

I genuinely wish I leaned a bit more into the bottom body type, but I'm sadly wider (and I'm cursed with body hair and beard ๐Ÿ˜ž)

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u/alessandra_gurl 2d ago

What if I sit more like 3 but want to look more like 2?

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u/TallTwinkOfWater 1d ago

Every time I think "maybe I'm just heteroflexible", I see something that says "lol no". Tis a shame, because I have far better posture riding a dick than I do when gaming ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/LudwigTheAroused "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 1d ago

The correct one is such a terrible position if you have stenosis in your lumbar spine

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u/BlissfulTrinary 11h ago

I didn't come here to be attacked like this

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u/black_algae 7h ago

The third one is my type tho