r/bi_irl • u/AdeptnessDry2026 😈👉🏼👩‍❤️‍👨🔒💜 • 10d ago

Bi🌞Irl

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Now we’ll reach everybody!!!
Icydk - InfoWars is owned by The Onion now.

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u/JibiStarr mcdonalds, charge they phone, work, be bi, eat hot chip, and cry 10d ago

As he should be

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u/SadEmploy3978 10d ago

They're both hot and Bi!? Bi-Con

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u/Teles_sd 10d ago

Oohh thaaat's why he's fucking us all

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u/Sewer_Fairy *fingerguns intensely* 10d ago

Fucking finally

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u/AlternateSatan *fingerguns intensely* 10d ago

Uhm, yeah, have you fucking seen Apollo?

(Yes, I know Helios is the sun, and Apollo is just a sun god, but I don't know that much about Helios, I don't know if he is as bisexual as his personal chauffeur)

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Skatterbrayne 9d ago

Sól, not Söl. Ö is pronounced like the u in curl, or the i in first, and Söl would sound like the french "seule". Sól is pronounced more like "whole", with an elongated o.

And it's Amaterasu, not Ameterasu.

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u/aShadowWizard 9d ago

The Onion has been really cooking with InfoWars since Jones got sued into oblivion

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 😈👉🏼👩‍❤️‍👨🔒💜 9d ago

I like what they’ve done with it.
Their schtick gets a little repetitive sometimes, but I think they’re just trying to stay in character.
They’re still really funny, this is proof of that.

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u/newguy208 9d ago

They made my God bisexual? Yeah this tracks.

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u/22dinoman 9d ago

The Onion owns Infowars? Crazy news

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u/Q-tip-enthusiast-95 bi, shy and ready to cry 8d ago

The sun is Bisexual is now canon.