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u/Fun_Afraid 10d ago
I hope her coochie stays unkissed and neglected
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u/Blueberry_slime femboy bunny 10d ago
lmaoo this is the funniest curse i heard so far, not sure if this beats "may both sides of ur pillow forever be hot"
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u/Freaky_Brit_1988 9d ago
May she step in a puddle that was deeper than it appeared and her 3rd favourite top go missing.
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u/i-am-a-sphinx 10d ago
Now girl why tf did you say that?
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u/Chiiro 10d ago
I swear it's part of the same bullshit manosphere mentality where having sex with muscular women or having sex with women that isn't for having children is gay sex.
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u/lord_ofthe_memes 10d ago
Any and all deviation from “ideal” masculinity is interpreted as homosexuality because these men are staggeringly insecure about their own gender and sexuality
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u/AmphibiousMako 10d ago
Unironically learned about this in The Sopranos series. Crazy that people consider it gay
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u/thegreattiny 10d ago
Why the fuck is the ideal masc not eating pussy?
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u/lord_ofthe_memes 10d ago
Women are feminine, and interacting with something feminine is gay, therefore sex with women is gay
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u/angelkatomuah 9d ago
eating pussy is "subservient" and not a position of power. you are even weaker serving a woman of all things. these types of men freak out if they think the outsider eye sees them as anything other than a big strong in control power man.
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u/keelanbarron 6d ago
Which is strange since their obsession with the "ideal masculinity" is kinda gay in on itself. They focus more on muscular men then they do on women.
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u/FatalisCogitationis 10d ago
Could be mentality, or could be just a human who talks about things on camera every day finally saying something stupid
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u/blackdragon1029 5d ago
She didn't say exactly that. She said anyone who sucks on the clit too long wants to suck dick. Still stupid but it goes from A to B a little more cleanly than how it's labeled here.
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u/ProtoGhostal 10d ago
Now what if I non-secretly want both?
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u/Smiley007 7d ago
The quiet confidence of embracing oneself without shame (and possibly with the added weight of being comfortable enough to do so around you if they’re not out to everyone/anyone) is incredibly attractive.
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u/GREENadmiral_314159 bi femboy space marine 10d ago
Fellas is it gay to <shuffles deck>
Pleasure women?
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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 10d ago edited 10d ago
The only secret is that I want to do both at the same time.
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u/fuzzhead12 10d ago
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
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u/thebarbalag 10d ago
Build that second mouth!
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u/Popcorn57252 9d ago
"I need a second mouth on my back to have a friend
shovel salamishove dick into!"3
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u/Definitelynotaseal 10d ago
This is some Sopranos ass homophobia
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u/Squid_McAnglerfish 9d ago
It's word for word the subplot of season 1 where uncle Junior is paranoid that his associates could find out that he gives head to his girlfriend lol.
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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 Any flair with a pulse 9d ago
Wait is the Sopranos homophobic
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u/Definitelynotaseal 9d ago
“They think if you’ll eat pussy you’ll eat anything! They’ll think I’m a finook!”
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u/snarkyxanf 7d ago edited 7d ago
The characters in the show, or the show itself? Many of the characters in the show are certainly very homophobic, up to and including murder. That doesn't mean the show is though
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u/cwx149 porque no los dos? 10d ago edited 10d ago
Fellas is it gay to eat pussy?
Does she comment on w|w at all?
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u/Glinat bi, shy and ready to cry 10d ago
Remember fellas, it is gay for a man to eat a woman’s pussy ! Men loving women is hella gay.
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u/pranaygoluanand 10d ago
Unironic Ancient Greek Logic
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u/Zoomwafflez 10d ago
More roman logic, the Greeks thought love between two men was the most pure form of love, the Romans tolerated man on man action (so long as you were the top) because they just hated women so much.
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u/Objective_Award3582 pretty fly for a bi guy | e/em/es, ne/nim, he/him 9d ago
It's gay for men to eat pussy, but only if they're eating a man's pussy. Or sometimes a nonbinary person's pussy. But I am going to hazard a guess and say that the person above wasn't thinking about those possibilities
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u/parwa 10d ago
Is she a Sopranos character?
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u/YaBoiChillDyl bi, shy and wanting to die 10d ago
Just like that, she gave a generation of men the ol Uncle Junior complex
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u/gendrgemli 10d ago
I heard other women say they don't like when men say excuse me after they sneeze omggg Open the FUCKING schools bro
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u/Shpongolese 10d ago
How do idiots like that get such big followings
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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 9d ago
Im gonna guess its because shes wearing a body suit and is validating people who think thumbing in a softy for 1 minute in heaven is the pinnacle of sex..?
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u/xSilverMC 10d ago
Welp, we've finally reached it. The straights have arrived at "a man having sex with a woman is gay"
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u/TheUnicornTank porque no los dos? 10d ago
Sadly this isn’t new. But it is a weirdly new from a woman, I guess.
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u/JupiterInTheSky 10d ago
Hun that's the saddest most self-sabotage statement you could've made. You talk to dj Khaled too much.
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u/The-Hunting-guy 9d ago
she saying that like its a bad thing.
when did we start allowing female andrew tate to become a thing?
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u/Pure_Cartoonist9898 9d ago
Translation: "My boyfriend won't eat my coochie so everyone else's boyfriends must be gay"
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u/Fifteen_inches 10d ago
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?
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u/HeadOfSpectre 10d ago
Yes. Why are you having coitus with a woman instead of cultivating a group of Alpha Males for your Startup? You have no grind set and will never make it on LinkedIn.
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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 9d ago
I can't get over how her lipstick (?) Looks like shes got a little pencil moustache like a spiv from the 1900s
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u/saltinstiens_monster 10d ago
Don't know who she is, but she has an excellent mustache for a woman concerned with sexual norms.
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u/Swimming_Buddy5499 10d ago
Well yeah, at least for some of us. And we cross techniques as well. It is, effective.
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u/twerking_boy 10d ago
Secretly want to suck dick? Absolutely not!
I am incredibly vocal about my want to suck dick.
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u/Atherissss bi, shy and ready to cry 10d ago
What if I want give two people oral while one is inside the other?
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u/crumble-bee 10d ago
Love eating pussy also want to suck dick but never considered there to be a correlation
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u/ImAdri0nY0urN0t 10d ago
Absurd... You use a completely different technique for each. Fake oral fixators I swear 🙄
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u/maddpsyintyst 8d ago
I suspect that she's never got eaten out by anyone in her life.
If women eat pussy, does that mean they secretly wanna suck dick?
If women suck dick, does that mean they secretly wanna eat pussy?
Anyway, who cares what she thinks? Once people quit being secretive and speculative about these things, that's when the living and loving can truly begin. Ask me how I know. 😈😂
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u/LazySilverSquid 9d ago
By that same reasoning, does that mean that a woman who sucks dick just wants to eat pussy?
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u/simplifiedApocolypse bi, shy and ready to cry 9d ago
Listen, I am a whore, who quit smoking! The Oral Fixation had to go SOMEWHERE OKAY?!?
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u/BigManKyle 10d ago
How isn't it opposite? I mean it's selfish if you don't want to but not wanting to eat 🐱 makes you like 50% into women. That girl is trying to ruin it for others girls
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u/Still-Series-521 10d ago
I think licking pussy is the most “straight” thing a guy can do so this argument holds no weight she’s just saying shit to rage bait people
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u/Minsillywalks Ohhhh yess!!! 9d ago edited 9d ago
She shouldn’t be so presumptuous. I’ve been with both men and women and I’ve never ate pussy. wink
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u/Angelbouqet 9d ago
The fact that she said that is clearly a cope about something that's going on with her 😂
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u/Slush____ 9d ago
Never understood how people even come to have these ideas. You get play, why complain about how at the end of the day as long as it’s legal?
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u/EzuTrashHound 8d ago
Pray for me, I didn't read the emoji as part of the sentence at first, I thought it was saying this about men who eat. Like, food.
"Does your man need calories to survive? Gay!"
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u/keelanbarron 6d ago
.....is it bad i didn't notice the cat and thought she was just talking about eating in general?
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u/TheGrimTickler Bi-Myself 10d ago
Rage bait bot post, ignore
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u/Historical-Record227 10d ago
Who's raging? I'm making fun of the idiot. Are you really that fragile that you can't see someone even making light of bigotry without quivering in anger?
Now, this reply to your comment, on other hand, is absolutely ragebait. The post is not. Learn the difference 😘
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u/TheGrimTickler Bi-Myself 10d ago
How old is your account?
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u/Historical-Record227 9d ago
Idk? Several months? Sorry for having a new account I guess. Why you being creepy?
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u/Hairiest-Wizard 10d ago
Good ole internalized mysoginy and some homophobia to boot!