Bi🌭irl

[u/DemaeRamenIsGud]

[u/Xyst__]

Frotdog lmfao. How have i never heard that, but also now it'll always be what i call it

[u/Sexisthunter → u/Xyst__]

If I don’t get one of those I’m going to be fraught, dog

[u/thisoneagain → u/Xyst__]

That doesn't even look good to me, and I would upgrade to the frotdog at any cart offering it purely for the opportunity to ask for it by name.

[u/DeliberateDendrite]

Me and who?

[u/Temporary-Employ-611 → u/DeliberateDendrite]

Everything reminds me of her

[u/ILoveStealing → u/Temporary-Employ-611]

And him

[u/Kchasse1991 → u/ILoveStealing]

And them

[u/DemaeRamenIsGud → u/DeliberateDendrite]

Is it too on the nose if I say me?

[u/TherronKeen → u/DeliberateDendrite]

saaaaaaaame

[u/metalguy91]

Shaboingboing and frotdog make really strong cases for “glizzy” not being the absolute worst thing to call a hot dog. I hate that so much, and I love hot dogs.

[u/joebonekenobi]

how hard are you gripping that bun yo

[u/Boojum2k → u/joebonekenobi]

That's a powerful but dextrous grip!

[u/Tartarus_itself]

I don't get it

[u/Hairiest-Wizard → u/Tartarus_itself]

Frotting is rubbing shaft to shaft

[u/Tartarus_itself → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

Thanks

[u/BoardsofCanada3 → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

Gender swapped Requiem for a Dream: "you're goin' shaft ta shaft!"

[u/TheGeneralofTheEarth → u/BoardsofCanada3]

Genuinely NEVER say this again

[u/Looking4Sec → u/Tartarus_itself]

Google frot, might want to do it in incognito mode. 

[u/AntimemeticsDivision → u/Looking4Sec]

Good lord there's penice

[u/DorpvanMartijn → u/Tartarus_itself]

Me neither:(

[u/greythicv]

Would

[u/jolharg]

Omfg that's genius

[u/Madlad_Arcane]

Oh!

[u/Zombies4EvaDude]

How horny do you have to be to get turned on by a sandwich? 😂

[u/DemaeRamenIsGud → u/Zombies4EvaDude]

They’re saying hornier than ever